Wouldn't this suck?

madog · Mar 16, 2006

How crappy would it be if you died before you got to play Oblivion. I was just thinking, what if there are people out there that are anxiously awaiting the release, yet fate has chosen them to die one day before. It's kind of sad when you think about all the hopes and dreams crushed by death. If I'm going to die, I will request Oblivion on my death bed. Maybe if I went to heaven God would get some shipments. What do you think about this?

madog · Mar 16, 2006

SearanoX said:
I think you're a person with a serious mental disability.

O RLY? What kind? How severe? ASL?

Snowden · Mar 16, 2006

madog said:
How crappy would it be if you died before you got to play sex. I was just thinking, what if there are people out there that are anxiously awaiting the release, yet fate has chosen them to die one day before. It's kind of sad when you think about all the hopes and dreams crushed by death. If I'm going to die, I will request sex on my death bed.

I think maybe this is the way you intended this thread to read.

madog · Mar 16, 2006

Snowden said:
I think maybe this is the way you intended this thread to read.

Hell no man. I'm not like that. I'd just die a virgin.
Anyway, back on topic. What are your thoughts about this?

BF2slut · Mar 16, 2006

what the hell is Oblivion?

what kind of game is it? FPS? RTS?

what the hell is so special about it?

any screens?

FirstZion · Mar 16, 2006

Although I would pick sex over Oblivion, it would no doubt suck. However... dieing anytime would suck so that isn't really saying much.

B_MAN · Mar 16, 2006

thats EXTREME!!!

madog · Mar 16, 2006

Oblivion is probably better than sex. Your eyes will orgasm at its greatness.
http://www.elderscrolls.com/downloads/media_movies.htm There is a new clip I haven't seen!

Raziaar · Mar 16, 2006

madog said:
Maybe if I went to heaven God would get some shipments. What do you think about this?

God isn't on the fedex mailing list.

madog · Mar 16, 2006

Raziaar said:
God isn't on the fedex mailing list.

And when did God share this divine knowledge with you, hmmm?

Steve · Mar 16, 2006

I don't think fedex has a mailing list.

Jelly of the month clubs have mailing lists.

Raziaar · Mar 16, 2006

madog said:
And when did God share this divine knowledge with you, hmmm?

It's common knowledge, my friend!

Hell... you can't even send Santa Clause mail these days! It all gets rerouted somewhere else!

I don't think fedex has a mailing list.

Jelly of the month clubs have mailing lists.

I meant delivery address.

TwwIX · Mar 16, 2006

madog said:
How crappy would it be if you died before you got to play Oblivion?

Hmm...Would you like to find out?
I'd be more then happy to answer you this question.
All you have to do is just give me your address and a detailed description of yourself.

Alexferris · Mar 16, 2006

madog said:
Oblivion is probably better than sex. Your eyes will orgasm at its greatness.

Probably not.

Uriel · Mar 16, 2006

Being Mormon, I couldnt pick between sex and Oblivion, whole chastity bit. But if i wasnt, id pick sex.

dream431ca · Mar 16, 2006

madog said:
How crappy would it be if you died before you got to play Oblivion. I was just thinking, what if there are people out there that are anxiously awaiting the release, yet fate has chosen them to die one day before. It's kind of sad when you think about all the hopes and dreams crushed by death. If I'm going to die, I will request Oblivion on my death bed. Maybe if I went to heaven God would get some shipments. What do you think about this?

Well...It would be Awesome! If you died and you really wanted to play Oblivion, you won't get to play the game, you'll be IN the game. If heaven is heaven, then that's what will happen..you can play all the games you want, it's just your IN the game!

Raziaar · Mar 16, 2006

Uriel said:
Being Mormon, I couldnt pick between sex and Oblivion, whole chastity bit. But if i wasnt, id pick sex.

You are the He-man Mor-Man!

armanguy · Mar 16, 2006

what i would askon my death bed would be a 72 virgins at my desposel

ill make tham all bleed if you catch my drift.

Raziaar · Mar 16, 2006

armanguy said:
what i would askon my death bed would be a 72 virgins at my desposel ill make tham all bleed if you catch my drift.

You'd stab them all to death with your jello spoon?

VirusType2 · Mar 16, 2006

If you knew you were going to die just as Oblivion came out.. trust me, you wouldn't care about oblivion anymore.. at all.

You would spend your last moments with anyone that cared about you and reflecting on your life, saying "what if" and probably feeling sorry for yourself, and if you value your life at all you would likely be scared.

Ive watched someone dying and she was so scared knowing she had a day to live that she nearly died from fear.

Kyorisu · Mar 16, 2006

Your a sad person to think of this thread. Good day to you sir.

Quixoticism · Mar 16, 2006

I'd say it would suck! I would ask for Oblivion rather than sex too! Although there are some more important things I would need first, there is still time to rob people before I'd die.

:cheers:

Snowden · Mar 16, 2006

VirusType2 said:
If you knew you were going to die just as Oblivion came out.. trust me, you wouldn't care about oblivion anymore.. at all.

You would spend your last moments with anyone that cared about you and reflecting on your life, saying "what if" and probably feeling sorry for yourself, and if you value your life at all you would likely be scared.

Ive watched someone dying and she was so scared knowing she had a day to live that she nearly died from fear.

I think this thread is meant as a joke.

Solaris · Mar 16, 2006

Madog, stop posting stupid crap.

Realising your own mortality is neither clever nor intresting.

Edit

Uriel said:
Being Mormon, I couldnt pick between sex and Oblivion, whole chastity bit. But if i wasnt, id pick sex.

Why do you let an imposed relgion make your descisions for you?

Quixoticism · Mar 16, 2006

He doesn't. He chooses to follow the commandments because it brings him happiness.(or at least, some peace of mind)

CptStern · Mar 16, 2006

BF2slut said:
what the hell is Oblivion?

what kind of game is it? FPS? RTS?

what the hell is so special about it?

any screens?

yes ..here's the source for everthing you need to know about the game

Sainku · Mar 16, 2006

My new computer just died before I got to play oblivion ;(

madog · Mar 17, 2006

Solaris said:
Madog, stop posting stupid crap.

Realising your own mortality is neither clever nor intresting.

Edit

Why do you let an imposed relgion make your descisions for you?

You fool! You truly know nothing. Reflecting on death is something all of us should do often since it is inevitable. We must find a way to seek inner peace and happiness before our demise. Or if you choose to suffer and like that, then that is fine too.

Solaris is also just jealous of the Mormons because of their great discipline and self-control.

CptStern · Mar 17, 2006

madog said:
Solaris is also just jealous of the Mormons because of their great discipline and self-control.

ok that was just funny

Drackard · Mar 17, 2006

BF2slut said:
what the hell is Oblivion?

what kind of game is it? FPS? RTS?

what the hell is so special about it?

any screens?

You been living in a deep dark cave for the past few months or something :|

theotherguy · Mar 18, 2006

I recall a thread exactley like this a few days before hl2 came out. Its funny to watch game anticipation for a game that I haven't really heard about...it really puts my anticipation for hl2 in perspective.

Zeus · Mar 18, 2006

Um..if I was gonna die before next tuesday the last thought on my mind would be "oh my god! I won't get to play oblivion!"

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