Your Story of a Smiley

[Dog--]

This is not (or shouldn't) be spam. It encourages creative writing.

Now, what you have to do is post a smiley, then right a story for the little guy, Example:

:sniper:

Samon eventually lost his mind and destroyed everything.

It should be atleast an entire sentence, not just a word or two, and make it as long as you want. Use any smiley on HL2.net.

Hope 'tis good.

 

[highlander]

And the mods were happy this thread was closed

 

[Wanted Bob]

The mods said there was nothing to worry about. (one of the many crisises of hl2.net)

 

[bam23]

:sniper::bounce:

"Can't hit the ****er"

 

[Krynn72]

:monkee:

Ever since he was a little chimpling he has been on a quest. The most terrible crime that could ever be committed in the chimpanzee society was inflicted upon him when he was only 8 months old. It was his family's sole responsibility to protect and guard the two sacred bananas of Ibanayes with their lives. But one day, in the dark of night, a man by the name of Willie came into their tree camp, and snatched the sacred bananas from their den. The man was confronted by the chimp smiley's parents, but instead of surrendering, the man slaughtered the two monkeys, and stole off into the night. Its been 4 long years since that fateful night, and the chimp smiley has finally found the man who did it. But as a last act of torture, the Willie man flaunts the sacred bananas around, making lewd and sexual gestures with them, tormenting the chimp smiley to no end. Now, the chimp smiley hides within the code of hl2.net, plotting his terrible and merciless revenge. One day, when the Willie man leasts expects it, the plan will be unleashed upon him, and Willie will forever rue the day he stole the sacred bananas of Ibanayes.

:monkee:

 

[Darkside55]

I AM COMPLETE!

:O :O
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!


Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck! Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, and you're first in line! You brought me the pick and now you shall both DIE!

:hmph:
Wait, waaaaaait, wa-a-ait, you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off.


FUCK! Fuck! Fuck, the demon code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms? What's the catch?


If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to Hell. And also you will have to pay our rent.


And what if I win?

:|
Then you can take Kage back to Hell.

:O
What?


Trust me Kage, it's the only way.

:O
What are you talking about?!

:|
To be your little bitch.


Fine! Let the rock off begin! I'm the devil I love metal! Check this riff it's fucking tasty!

I'm the devil I can do what I want, whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt. There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost. I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell, I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel. I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

:angry:
NO! Come on Kage. Let's fight his music with our music!


There's just no way that we can win; that was a masterpiece--

:|
Listen to me--


He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!

:frown:
God damn it, Kage! He gonna make you his sex slave! You're gonna gargle mayonnaise...

:x
No...

:frown:
...unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!

:dozey:
Dude, we've been through so much shit.

:naughty:
Deactivated lasers with my dick!

NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN!


Come on Kage now it's time to blow doors down!


I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down!


Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown!


We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown-town!


Now we've got to blow this ****er down!


He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!


Come on Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down!


Ooooh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown!

Hey antichrister! Beelzeboss! We know your weakness: our rocket sauce! We rock the casbah, and blow your mind! We will defeat you for all mankind!

You hold the scepter, we hold the key! You are the devil, we are the D!

We are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D we are the D
we are the D WE ARE THE D!


You guys are fucking lame! Come on Kage, you're coming with me. Taste my lightning, fucker!


Nooooooo!


Ow fuck! My fucking horn! ...Oh no!


From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete again!


Nooooooooooo! Fuck you, Kage! And fuck you, Jables! I'll get you, Tenacious D!

:cheers:

 

[Raziaar]

And this kids, is why crack cocaine is bad for you.

 

[sinkoman]

D:

D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

 

[Pesmerga]

D: indeed.

 

[Cormeh]

That was epic. D:

 

[Narvi]

You just added smileys to the best song in the world, Darkside! This is blasphemy!

:bonce:

Ever since he was thirteen, emo-head had been plagued by Darkside's evil.

 

[Dog--]

That was epic (first time I've ever used that word on these forums).

 

[Phobie]

And that ****ing cat just...stared and stared. I think it may have blinked once or twice, but I couldn't be sure.

 

[Druckles]

:dork:

One day, little Timmy was going to school.

:imu:

But he came across a rabbit, who was layin' in a pool.

:dork:

Little Timmy said "hey, bun!"
"Wanna go out, and have some fun?"

:flame:

But the bunny replied, in a deep, deep voice:
"The world will end, unless you make a choice!"



Little Timmy stopped, and he stood, and he stared.
For he new bun was right, and thus he was scared.

:monkee:

But as he watched, imu transformed,
Into a monkey, which looked forlorn.



Little Timmy gawped, for he didn't expect,
As it was a rabbit, last time he checked.

:monkee:

The monkey hopped away,
From where he did lay,

:frown:

But Timmy yelled "stop!"
Because he knew monkeys don't hop.



"I know what you are, you evil demon!"
"Come back here and taste my... wrath"



"You've got me, Timmy" the demon bellowed

:frog:

"Come back here, and get fully swallowed".



But Timmy had a plan,

:afro:

Which he'd obtained, from a wise old man.

:angel:

"I call forth my angel!"
"And it's you he's gonna strangle!"

:dozey:

"Oh darn", our demon muttered,
For he knew he was totally gutted.

:sniper:

Hours and hours, our deities fought,

:bounce:

Neither dying, or being hurt.



But Timmy put on his pants,
And fitted in, all his borg implants.

:bonce:

And with the mighty knell of a bell,
He sent the demon back to selfridges.

:O

The angel was shocked,



But he realised Timmy rocked.



So finished with combat,
He turned back into a cat.

:cheers:

He wished Timmy well,
And performed his spell.

:angel:

Then on the count of eleven,
He flew all the way back to heaven.

:smoking:

Little Timmy was safe at last,

:burp:

But, boy had he had a blast.

 

[Beerdude26]

:shh:

Don't go to Het. They put something in it, to make you forget. I don't remember how I got here.

 

[<RJMC>]

:rolling:

lol I cant see my other eye!

:cheese:

he he I farted

:upstare:

I farted too

:hmph: :farmer:

bitch stole my hat

:thumbs:

I am going to shove this trough your ass



.......



poor face forgot what to say

:burp:

pob..........pob........pob........pob.........pob..........pob........pob.........pob

 

[Beerdude26]

:hmph: :farmer:

bitch stole my hat

rofl

 

[Raziaar]

Maybe it's because I'm sleep deprived, maybe because it was funny, but I laughed at an RJMC post. :cheese:

 

[Sheepo]

:angry:
I'm pretty sure the doctor told me the constipation would go away but I've been known to confuse doctors with homeless people before...

 

[Cavalry]

WWIII-the end of all

The USA president enters the room
:smoking:
The Russian Prime minister looks up
:upstare:
then,a robot jumped through a window and kill them both

the Americans believed it was an attack from the Monkey coalition,but were too high
:farmer:
so the Afroman rolled up in his Cadillac
:afro:
but the evil monkey flung poo on him!
:monkee:
The Afromans Afro melted
:bonce:
Afroman was angry,for he had no Afro-powers
:flame:
he called his fellow gangsters for help by using his sex stare
:naughty:
the hood troops quickly spilled into the Monkey's nation
:sniper:
but were overwhelmed by bunnies
:imu:
calling for a peace treaty,the hoods took the monkey's to a bar
:cheers:
but the monkeys were fatally allergic to alcohol!
:x
as each monkey died,the hoods rejoiced
:bounce:

 

[Seppo]

The smiley, smiley face, or happy face, is a stylized representation of a smiling human face, commonly represented as a yellow button with two dots representing eyes and a half circle representing the mouth. ?Smiley? is also sometimes used as a generic term for any emoticon. The very earliest known examples of the graphic are attributed to Harvey Ball, who devised the face in 1963 for a Worcester, Massachusetts, USA-based insurance firm, State Mutual Life Assurance. Ball never attempted to use, promote or trademark the image; it fell into the public domain in the United States before that could be accomplished.[1] As a result, Ball never made any profit for the iconic image he allegedly created beyond his initial $45 fee.

David Stern of David Stern Inc., a Seattle-based advertising agency also claimed to have invented the smiley. Stern reportedly developed his version in 1967 as part of an ad campaign for Washington Mutual, but says he did not think to trademark it.