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I know that you need to suck it up

I think BabyHeadCrab needs to suck it up.

Through my inside contact at Valve's office, i have acquired the following shocking information! 1. Ricochet 2 (obviously, i mean, who couldn't see this coming?!) 2. Half Life 2: Opposing Force, the return of Adrian Shephard (freaking finally!) 3. Team Hat Fortress (you play as a hat, but you...

Every update, same thing... "No, this is stupid, im quitting TF2" "No, stupid items, im not playing with them" "Oh you're using them, but they're so overpowered and not fair!" "Oh well, since I got a drop, i might as well try it" "Oh sweet, Im getting kills with the new stuff" "Cool items...

Oh snap! Update is LIVE!

Judging by the achievement pics, looks like engy's melee unlock is a guitar. Although that makes me wonder how on earth do you upgrade your stuff then.

I'm betting my bottom dollar its gonna get delayed a few months before the release date, in a typical Valve fashion, obviously. Don't even care anymore. I'm so gonna start torrenting Valve games at some point just out of spite.

*sigh* Gabe needs to be slapped. :| Come on, give us SOMETHING to speculate about. Some sketches, artwork, even general ideas on future of Half Life saga, anything. Zero of new information feels like they just enjoy being cruel to the fans... Naaaah, who am I kidding, all they're gonna do...

Soooo... are we to expect Half Life 3 to start with a middle-aged, HEV-less Gordon getting his kids kidnapped by G-Man? I jest, i jest... Although I do wanna see how well Gordon would do without those convenient morphine injections. Mmmmm... morphine.

Oh man, Hustler's Hallmark is sweeeet... Still no pirate hat, though.

Maggots are not welcome in my world.

I bet the medic is gonna get a "Novelty Defibrillator" that can revive fallen teammates aka BF2.

Well, good thing Black Mesa: Source(well, not "Source" but everyone calls it like that anyway) gonna be released by the end of the year... uhhh... hopefully. So we'll have something to play while we wait for Ep 3.

I came.