Recent content by Greatgat

I claim Banana Smoothies for Zimbabwe even though I don't live there and inflation makes them cost 10 quadrillion dollars. But dammit, they're mine.

Neither tea or coffee for me anymore. I don't really like tea, unless if it's iced, and coffee lately has been making my stomach all urpy. The only upper drink I usually drink these days I drink are energy drinks i.e. Redbull, but that makes me twitchy.

Well, the uniforms for "RapeCo" are fairly conspicuous.

I don't like the way cops look at me. I remember a couple days ago, I was downtown walking to a meeting thing for my job and get to an intersection. I turn around to hit the crosswalk button (I'm responsible!), and there's an officer sitting in his car staring at me like I'm going to go on a...

Eh, it's more free from extremes than anything.

Though I might disagree with those who might eat jam, I will defend to the death their right to eat it.

Like that?

I'm aware. That's why whenever I go to Taco Bell, they have that shitastic Mr. Pibb. Makes me want to kill something defenseless. That being said, I prefer the taste of Dr Pepper over Coke or Pepsi, which is what I assumed people were talking about, instead of brand loyalty or something...

But you didn't rofl D:

Dr Pepper. Superior.

;) I rofled another time as well. Okay, so I was over at this girl's house I was dating at the time having dinner with her parents. Mid-dinner, they get a phone call saying that her dad's brother had just died (that's not the funny part) and he went off into another room to talk to his...

Once when I was doing whippets. I was rolling with this guy's dog on the floor laughing hysterically.

Why wait? *thrusts*

I don't like arguing about religion. What will always happen is that people will get overly agitated, tempers will flare, and no one will change their minds.

Who the **** are you? And why do people still feel the need to make announcements about their internet comings and goings? Just go. Come back if you want. Whatever. I'm going to get drunk.