Recent content by Tyguy

HI! I miss you sons a bitches.

I've missed this place. I hope this brings the old gang back.

It's as if they don't even play their own game. The stat trak Fade skin for the R8 is what, 400 dollars now? This update is basically a cash crab while making the game worse. I don't get it.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants your pants are tucked into your shirt.

I remember that fiasco. I think deep down most of us were disappointed when we found out it wasn't true. You owe us 1 fetus.

That's actually pretty damn impressive. Not even a hoof to the jaw? I smell something funny...

I hope the police are a bit smarter and less in numbers. It seems like in IV you murder one prostitute and set her on fire and the entire force is after you in seconds. That ain't right.

Speaking of fusion (hey!), I blew a fuse and reset it all by myself. Now, I'm not saying I'm an electrician but I kinda am.

I'm thinking of getting their 9 dollar blades...it's still cheaper than the pack of 8 I buy for over 30 dollars.

I work nights at my second job bartending/serving tables and made a marvelous discovery Friday night. I was having your run of the mill itchy butthole night and even after wiping multiple times it was still bothering me. I remember we have wet naps for people who order ribs/wings so I grabbed a...

Perhaps there may be some inherent connection between being hated by society and feeling sad for long periods of time. I wonder if coming out to a friend and crying while doing so is in any way an indicator of the mental trauma these people go through. Could it be that being gay and having...

In my opinion the numbers take away from the immersion. If I want to increase my sword's damage just let me ****ing sharpen it, I don't like having to use my TI-89 every time I want a new weapon.

I'm genuinely interested in how that guy got in there. I'm banking on some version of Mission: Impossible's realistic face masks or at least a big black guy in the ventilation system.

These days you can just check in via facebook. Just crash landed!!! at Egyptian Desert

I hope this guy gets some weird dermatological disease. That's basically all I can do about this. Just hope....