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I waited until they asked me. And then I was banned from going...
"I'll pay you $125 if you do this porn with me."
I did porn with just my friends and it was fun as shit.
Me and my prom date are comming covered in feces and menstral fluid
Ask a friend, you don't have to be cute about it, just polite.
first ask the woman if she can swallow a whole banana
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what? thats the point of the thread isnt?
First of all, don't. She'll steal your soul. Stay home, and play video games, if someone asks you if you're gay and why don't you want to go out with a girl, say 'I don't want to spend all of my money on some bitch who I'm not going to spend the rest of my life with/get poontang.' The only realy person you should go out with would be a real good friend, and only if there's a long-term chance.
Isn't it funny how the people who don't have girlfriends have the best advice?
First of all, don't. She'll steal your soul. Stay home, and play video games, if someone asks you if you're gay and why don't you want to go out with a girl, say 'I don't want to spend all of my money on some bitch who I'm not going to spend the rest of my life with/get poontang.' The only realy person you should go out with would be a real good friend, and only if there's a long-term chance.
Isn't it funny how the people who don't have girlfriends have the best advice?
Isn't it funny how the people who had girlfriends have the best advice?
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My advice is unless your little heart is absolutely set on your dream wedding and dress...sorry I mean prom and suit (your totally not obsessing like a woman or nothing....) then my advice would be to just not go, do something better with your evening, theres plenty of places and things to do with friends,why feel pressured into going to one night of pointless postering, you know the prom king and queen will end up working at WAL*MART and McDonalds respectively. anyway.
If you don't have a date, then ask, don't be all scaredy cat over it, she's only a teenage girl, as hormonally messed up and new to the whole thing of asking out as you, so just dive right in, she doesn't accept, fine, don't hang needless importance over it, shrug it off, and spend that evening doing something else, assuming you have an iota of ambition, you'll be getting poon at Uni/College anyway in abundance.
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assuming you have an iota of ambition, you'll be getting poon at Uni/College anyway in abundance.
I may be wrong but I get the impression Americans put allot of faith in this whole notion school is meant to be the awesome best years of your life. They aren't, they are awkward, boring confusing teenage years and yeah.
Thread title should read "Wish to take dump, need advice"
Same advice works for either situation: pull down your pants.
No more of this "steal your soul" crap tbh. Not everyone is like that.SHE'LL STEAL YOUR ****ING SOUL