Attention? Alliterate!

[63]

Who can come up with the most original (and longest) HL2.net-themed alliteration?

I'll go first:

Silly Samon sucked sixty-six stupendously scrumptious synths, so CyberPitz stole Stern's stern symbolic sympathies!

YOUR TURN.

 

[bam23]

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.

 

[Naudian]

CrazyHarij creates cool compositions..uh...cocks cocks cocks.

I'm no good at this :monkee:

 

[Dekstar]

Brick blows-up boring bitches, bringing brightness, brilliance, but Brick begins bleeding blood because big bloody bullets break body-armour. Bastards.

 

[Jintor]

Dekstar drivels disease-dealing drugs dumping dead dogs that dance dynamically. Doubtful dependents do drink dung, don't die desperately, dither dyspondantly; dry donkeys dip dogma differently than Dekstar.

 

[Danimal]

Delightful Danimal Does Deadly Days of Darn Dude Deadening of Diddly Combine....


...Shut up.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Shasta s'ploded since stupendously stupid share-warez sons-of-bitches suripitiously suceeded sadly, surely Shasta sanctioned sexcrime so some sad shit sodded off.

 

[Cormeh]

Cormeh's choked chicken chose celibacy 'cause cake contains celery.

:|

 

[The Monkey]

Monkey makes money mending mean machine made while moving multiple mooses.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Kinsmen, colleagues, companions, chums. Certifiably, cleverness crowds current circles, clogging controversial copious-chinned Chieftan's computer combat colloquium. Confined concerns, calamitously, commence.

Counting colloquys could cure confusion concerning computing countless, cyclic, ceaceless conversive continuance. Curtly, clearly, carefully communicate contributors' capability, capaciousness, consistency - command - concerning conceivably connecting, combining, clamping cramped creolic chunks/clippings contributing concurrence. Comrades, concentrate creativity, contemplate concording correspondence, concoct cracking conversational chicanery. Crush Capitals, command cadence, copying Combine caesars. Certainly commendable.

Cease! Curb conviction, contriving consideration! Conscientious counting can circumvent confusion choosing cardinal champion cant-craftsman.

Comparable craftsmanship, coincidentally, characterizes your correspondent.

That is to say - me.

WORD COUNT: 92 or 90 if you don't count anything after 'your'.

 

[Qonfused]

Qonfused... shit, Q is hard to do.

 

[The Monkey]

Taxman traces ten Troyans towars three trunks. Tasteful toddlers toss tanks therein.

 

[Cormeh]

Qonfused... shit, Q is hard to do.

Qonfuseds quiet quote quizzes quite quirky quality? D:

 

[99.vikram]

99.vikram violates volatile vampires, venting vengefully, voicing victorious verses. D:

 

[Stigmata]

Qonfused quit.

Qockface.

 

[Sulkdodds]

We want word-weights, wankers.

 

[Harryz]

Voil?! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

Ahem.

 

[Iron Kat]

Heh, nice quote!!!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Pretty plagarism. Punk.

 

[tehsolace]

This thread's topic triumphs to the truth that theres... ah **** titty titty titties.

 

[Lucid]

Fee fye foe fump.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Stigmata strickenly sucked small sticky shit stains...........

**** it I give up.

 

[Xendance]

Someone do my name as I am pretty suck

 

[The Brick]

Brick blows-up boring bitches, bringing brightness, brilliance, but Brick begins bleeding blood because big bloody bullets break body-armour. Bastards.

Andy Always Annoys All, Avoiding Amazingly Aimed Attacks And Annihilating Adept Adversaries. An Admin's Abusive Accusations Always Amuse Andy, Although Arrest And Abolishment Accompany Angry Authority. "Again Another Accomplishment," Addictive As Accusations Are.

 

[Dekstar]

Andy Always Annoys All, Avoiding Amazingly Aimed Attacks And Annihilating Adept Adversaries. An Admin's Abusive Accusations Always Amuse Andy, Although Arrest And Abolishment Accompany Angry Authority. "Again Another Accomplishment," Addictive As Accusations Are.

<3

 

[<RJMC>]

RJMC is rocking rangry whit rotafvckers rats that rocks da rcokerville rotten rhinoceros ranting like pirates rar rar rar my rangartan is rowling like rollerblades roling roling roling c'mon limpbizkt rock like rats roting in retirement centers rich rold reople me dont gives a ruck if me not writes this right right right rotten so rotten bananas rol rol rol rol rol

 

[Anthraxxx]

RJMC is rocking rangry whit rotafvckers rats that rocks da rcokerville rotten rhinoceros ranting like pirates rar rar rar my rangartan is rowling like rollerblades roling roling roling c'mon limpbizkt rock like rats roting in retirement centers rich rold reople me dont gives a ruck if me not writes this right right right rotten so rotten bananas rol rol rol rol rol

/win


edit: All rook same?

 

[Absinthe]

This sucks. Anybody with a name starting with a vowel is pretty much left out.

 

[Dekstar]

This sucks. Anybody with a name starting with a vowel is pretty much left out.

Howso?

 

[63]

I didn't say you had to do your own name...

 

[Absinthe]

Howso?

Have you ever tried alliterated sentences beyond three words?

Absinthe's apples ate... acupuncture assholes?

 

[Naudian]

A is probably one of the easiest ones to do, you can join stuff with And, As, Although, etc.

Rofl rat RJMC's ralliteration

 

[Jintor]

Absinthe articulates artfully, adding answers about all alternatives. Although alliteration aint actually ancient, all axis acupuncturists are appalled at Absinthe's actions.

 

[Ennui]

Our spectacled scholarly scientist saint stumbled upon sinful soldiers savagely shooting his scientific ... colleagues.

 

[Absinthe]

Absinthe articulates artfully, adding answers about all alternatives. Although alliteration aint actually ancient, all axis acupuncturists are appalled at Absinthe's actions.

...**** you.

 

[Dekstar]

...**** you.

Absinthe artfully articulates attacks against anyone, anticipating all androginous arseholes affiliating as aformentioned attackee. As always, Absinthe also artfully avoids all aftermath, and actually avoids angered Avengers.

 

[Jintor]

He he he. Hooligan! Hiding himself, hyping himself hopefully, helping hocus-pocus hoppers hit hot hands. Held hampers hanker helplessly, hoping hunted hostages hunger here. Hesitate? Haste. Hundreds howl hilareously, heavy hearts haunted hirsute, handing happy, high-hinged hilarity henceforth.

 

[99.vikram]

RJMC is rocking rangry whit rotafvckers rats that rocks da rcokerville rotten rhinoceros ranting like pirates rar rar rar my rangartan is rowling like rollerblades roling roling roling c'mon limpbizkt rock like rats roting in retirement centers rich rold reople me dont gives a ruck if me not writes this right right right rotten so rotten bananas rol rol rol rol rol

ROOBY DOOBY DOO! \o/

 

[The Brick]

This sucks. Anybody with a name starting with a vowel is pretty much left out.

Andy Always Annoys All, Avoiding Amazingly Aimed Attacks And Annihilating Adept Adversaries. An Admin's Abusive Accusations Always Amuse Andy, Although Arrest And Abolishment Accompany Angry Authority. "Again Another Accomplishment," Addictive As Accusations Are.

Hmm..

 

[Absinthe]

LEAVE ME ALONE