Australia finally goes full retard; bans small titties and squirties from porn

[xdrive1]

Yes i was permantly banned hence the "date when ban is lifted: Never"

"Reason: Responding to derailment of a thread"


lol, just lol.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

The forum is too stupid to know math. It lifts when the earliest infraction expires.

 

[15357]

The forum is too stupid to know math. It lifts when the earliest infraction expires.

Oh.

Lol.

But then will xdrive be permabanned for his duplicate account? That's a tragedy right there.



What did happen to Saturos?


------[PRETENSE OF BEING ON TOPIC]------

Um, I agree with the banning of whatever that it is we were discussing. I think.

 

[Wanted Bob]

The final straw for Saturos was his fairly homophobic comments in a thread not too long ago. This combined with what could be considered other biggoted statements got him banned.

 

[Danimal]

Wait, Saturos got banned?!

Who will I discuss the varying sexiness of dragons with now?!

 

[Naph]

Glad he's not my father!

/runs away from Danimal

 

[Wizard]

------[PRETENSE OF BEING ON TOPIC]------

Um, I agree with the banning of whatever that it is we were discussing. I think.

Australia banned A cups and women squirting.

You monster.

 

[15357]

I guess being biggoted is illegal now. F*ck.

Australia banned A cups and women squirting.

You monster.

I don't care much for the latter, I didn't even know it was possible. :/

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

It's actually just peeing.

I don't want to watch women peeing but I'm in favor of the Aussies fighting to the death to defend it.

 

[Shyam]

It's actually just peeing.

I don't want to watch women peeing but I'm in favor of the Aussies fighting to the death to defend it.

You sick freak, you actually enjoy animals fighting to their death ?

 

[kineaesth]

It's actually just peeing.

Hey by the way that's total bullshit - there is urine content in female ejaculate, just like there is urine content in male ejaculate - basically the amount of urine left in the urethra. But female ejaculation is not urination.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Hey by the way that's total bullshit - there is urine content in female ejaculate, just like there is urine content in male ejaculate - basically the amount of urine left in the urethra. But female ejaculation is not urination.

It is in porn.

 

[Kyorisu]

http://www.crikey.com.au/2010/01/29/has-australia-really-banned-small-breasts/

So much fail here and everywhere else this has been mentioned. Quick let's all get bitchy about something we know absolutely nothing about.

 

[kineaesth]

It is in porn.

Do you mean "the scientifically inconclusive nature of female orgasm has caused people to err on the side of caution and ban pornography that contains it under pre-existing bans against urination in pornography" or do you mean "when girls in porn squirt, it's pee"?

 

[Kyorisu]

Hi Michael and Fiona, thanks for your input. I didn’t really intend to editorialise on the issue at all?—?just a look at the “Purple Monkey Dishwasher” Chinese whispers way a story gets twisted by hyped internet fist-shakers. I think Fiona was justified in highlighting this issue, and Michael covered it fairly.

It’s places like Twitter and Reddit where people just read a headline or sound bite and run with it, twisting a complicated matter over the issue of sexual taboos on screen into “ZOMG THE GOVT WON’T LET US SEE BREASTS!” without actually reading what the original article and PR is saying.

From my earlier link. Also

To independently verify this story we’d need to know the names of the publishers who say their publications have been banned, the names of the publications, and ideally the chance to see copies of the notice from the Classification Board saying that classification has been refused or revoked. Until then, we only have the word of Ms Patten. While I support Ms Patten’s political aims, she is a partisan and any publication that reports her words as fact without verifying them is doing propaganda, not journalism. Which is fine but it needs to be seen as such, and when such propaganda that can’t be shown to be true spreads quickly throughout the Net and misleads people, it damages the anti-censorship cause.

 

[VirusType2]

Oh, Come on. Barely legal, Only Virgins, Teen ****, and similar. These kind of publications have nothing to do with children. Last time I checked, eighteen was a teenager, and a legal consenting adult. Banned anyway.

Now we are supposed to be ashamed for being human. Women should be ashamed for looking young and having small breasts, and men should be ashamed for being interested in it. It goes against human nature.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Wait, Saturos got banned?!

Who will I discuss the varying sexiness of dragons with now?!

You could always get something to remember him by. An item of clothing, perhaps.

So much fail here and everywhere else this has been mentioned.

How much fail are we talking here? If you had to give a rough estimate in kilofails.

 

[Acepilotf14]

If anyone wants to see a woman actually squirting, and how to do it, I can direct you to a nice informational video. As long as you're not Australian.

But, not now, because I can't go on redtube. (School is so uptight, pffft.)

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Do you mean "the scientifically inconclusive nature of female orgasm has caused people to err on the side of caution and ban pornography that contains it under pre-existing bans against urination in pornography" or do you mean "when girls in porn squirt, it's pee"?

I was saying the latter, but I have to level with you. I honestly don't have enough evidence to back it up.

 

[Wizard]

 

[VirusType2]

Not pee, believe it.

Dirty shit inside:

Spoiler

I saw one time this woman had multiple orgasms and multiple ejaculations. The whole thing was done in one take after 20 minutes of sex, so it's not like they could have topped her off first. It shot out like 6 feet. If your dick is in there, obviously it can't do that. That's how you get that crusty shit all over your dick and balls.

Fast drying! TM

 

[Suicide Machine]

Taking a shit is also "abhorrent". Almost unnatural.

Ban it already Australia.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Taking a shit is also "abhorrent". Almost unnatural.

Ban it already Australia.

I'm guessing they've already banned scat porn if they have a provision for "golden showers?"

 

[kineaesth]

I was saying the latter, but I have to level with you. I honestly don't have enough evidence to back it up.

And, to moderate that, perhaps there's enough demand for squirting in porn and not enough girls that can do it that sometimes it is pee. I guess if they drank lots of water first, it would be pretty clear and realistic looking.

 

[Suicide Machine]

scat porn

yea, probably long gone already

 

[kupocake]

5char

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

5char

Dammit I hate that connection because once really liked his song and its pairing with extreme images on YTMND meant I could no longer enjoy it. But I snickered at your post in spite of myself.