Breen Casts/Letters

Dear Dr. Breen:

C17 Civil Protection here. Uh, wed really like an ETA on that skyshield reinforcements you promised us last month. And we really need some supplies here right now. Maybe you could do it quickly, because were getting overrun here and have been forced to retreat into outlying areas.

We love you Dr. Breen!
Sincerely, CP00327.
 
Dear CP00327,

I regret to inform you that it will be difficult to send you supplies in our current situation. However, very soon we shall be receiving substantial reinforcements from off-world locations, and the situation will soon be stabilized.

I must say though that your efforts, though valiant, were insufficient to stem the rebellion in City 17. I speak frankly when I say that Our Benefactors are not pleased with Civil Protection's or the Overwatch's mission outcomes. As I said before, the consequence of failure is on your shoulders, and when the situation is stabilized significant numbers of Civil Protection and Overwatch personnel will be assigned to off-world locations on a temporary or permanent basis.

Depending on whether you succeed in your mission (that is, the defeat of the Resistance and the capture or death of Gordon Freeman, Anticitizen One, and his accomplice, Alyx Vance) these decisions may be reversed. Once again, the burden of proof is on you, as is the consequence of failure.

I'll just leave it at that.

Yours truly,

Dr. Breen
 
Dear Dr. Breen,
I've always wondered, how old are you?
What was it like in your childhood?
I've frequently wondered about your past but I've never found any information other than that you were the Black Mesa administrator.

Sincerely,
A dude who has way too much time in his hands.
 
ZeroPointGun said:
Um wtf Jintor? Anyone can respond as Dr. B.
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Dear ZeroPointGun,

Your confusion is understandable, but my point still lies. Leib10 has official Breen authorisation to continue as myself, and you do not. It is, in fact, that simple. It does not take a rocket scientist, or a rogue theoretical physicist as the case may be, to realise this.

Good day.
Doctor Breen.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,
Why are you so awesome?
A awed citizen
 
Because I managed to negotiate very amicable terms with Our Benefactors and saved the human race from total annihilation, thanks to the benevolence, farsightedness, and generosity of Our Benefactors.

Dr. Breen
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

Are you really a Doctor?
If so what are you a Doctor of?
Also, what do you have in your area of specialty, Phd?

Sincerely V-Man

P.S.
I'd like Jintor to answer this question if possible.
 
Dear V-Man339,

I'm afraid the information you've requested is classified. Also, for denying the authority given to me, I have dispatched a squad of CP personnel to your block. As you read this, they will be kicking down your door. Gordon Freeman couldn't save you now!

Dr. Breen

PS- I hope you like saline solution.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Sincerely,
A guy in his Mom's basement

P.S.
What have the Combine done with Elvis?
 
Dear Dude in Mom's Basement,

Klondike is like a fine wine, by which I mean it is made of crushed grapes and tastes better if you let it sit around for a couple of years. Having said that, there is nothing I would not do for a Klondike bar, up to and including the utter subjugation of the human race and surrendering Earth's resources to intergalactic alien scum. However, since I do not actually have any Klondike bars anymore, I have never been granted the opportunity to do such dastardly and fiendish things.

Elvis is alive and well, and will be singing for you at approximately 6:66 (or 7:06 in old time) at Execution Square, City 17, on June the 6th. Don't be late.

Yours truthfully,
Doctor Breen.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

I sometimes get the feeling that I'm the only one writing to you.
Have the citizens of fair City 17 forgotten that you are open for letters?

Sincereley,
A Concerned Citizen
 
No, but it seems that too many writers required Civil Protection to pay them a visit thanks to their letters.

Dr. Breen
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

What do the original Combine look like?
I heard they just look like giant slugs.

Thougtfully,
A Curious Citizen.
 
Dear Maggie;
How is everyone in City 15 doing? City 17 isn't much different to anywhere else, but I did get a job (Credits enclosed). Did you know the Dr. Breen lives in City 17 too? Amazing isn't it? And you can send him mail! I sent him a letter already, asking for a relocation allowance (I can't stand not being with you. I have to go, work starts in 20 minutes.
Love you,
Johnny.
 
Dear Mum,

I hope you've settled in well at the nursing home. What's it like? The other day I enquired about it to my local Civil Protection team, and after they beat me to the ground with their stunsticks, they told me that oh it is very lovely indeed; that it is the perfect way to live out the rest of your days. Then they laughed and walked away. And so I'm very glad for you, Mum! You must be having a great time.

I can't take the grief any more, though. The memory of Charlotte is too painful for me. I heard about some service that the Combine offers to citizens, to do with erasing unwanted memories, and applied for the treatment. Apparently they will rid me of my memory of Charlotte forever, and for a tiny fee - only three ration unit deductions! There was something in the small print about them actually erasing everything and turning me into a Combine super solider, stripped of all humanity and motivated only by a thirst for killing. Or something. But hell, whoever pays attention to pointless shit like small print?

Anyway, I hope you're okay Mum, and not dead.

I love you!

Brad.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

Do you ever get letters that are supposed to go to other people by mistake?
That must really be annoying to you and all the postage men who work to bring you those letters then find out that half of their well delivered ones have been drowned out by ones that are totally annoying.

Sincerely,
V-Man

P.S.
The nice Civil Protection unit said I didn't have to become a stalker, i think his name was Berny or something.

Seriously these are letters to Dr. Breen.
Not your mom! :frown:
 
Dear Dr. Breen, what is your first name? When I ask the Combine, they beat me and tell me to move along.

By the way: Why do they do that?

Sincerely, a bruised citizen.
 
Dear Moronic Citizen

Wallace.

That is all. Your beatings were deserved.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

Do you visit the hl2.net forums?

Sincerely,
A forum browser.
 
Jintor said:
Dear Dude in Mom's Basement,

Klondike is like a fine wine, by which I mean it is made of crushed grapes and tastes better if you let it sit around for a couple of years. Having said that, there is nothing I would not do for a Klondike bar, up to and including the utter subjugation of the human race and surrendering Earth's resources to intergalactic alien scum. However, since I do not actually have any Klondike bars anymore, I have never been granted the opportunity to do such dastardly and fiendish things.

Elvis is alive and well, and will be singing for you at approximately 6:66 (or 7:06 in old time) at Execution Square, City 17, on June the 6th. Don't be late.

Yours truthfully,
Doctor Breen.
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Dear Doctor Breen,
It is here by ordered, after close review of the above letter, that you surrender your territories, wealth, and position as World Dictator for colony #2445475634 (Earth). Several armed battalions will be arriving to relieve you of your duties. As a consiquence for your treachery and direspect of our highly evolved race, you will be executed in Elvis' place. Your BreenCasts will be shut down, and your citidael will be removed, renovated, and modified to accompany a combine Dictator. Should you fail to comply, then colony #2445475634 will be eradicated, and any surviving/salvageable goods will be transported to an off world post. This potentially includes people, weapons, and resources, as well as the removal of useful specimens to be cultivated into fine combine troops. Ones who are so loyal as to not use human slang terminology.

Sincerely,
Combine Advisor,

P.S. The last time we looked, it's 'P.P.S.' for a second 'Post Script'.
P.P.S. A team will be dispatched shortly, and you will be apprehended, also, all your previously owned combine material will be recycled shortly, all troops with any connection to us will turn on you and aid in your destruction.
 
Dear Dr. Breen

I have now been beaten for writing my last letter to you. What I don't understand is why there's a Combine guard following me around, now hovering over my shoulder watching me wri

Dear Dr. Breen, you are a great inspiration for me and all other humans on Earth. I have now volunteered to become a stalker. Yours truly, a non-coerced citizen.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,
A few days ago I saw a family being brutaly beaten by several Civil Protection Units. Then I saw fleeing rebels being massacered. Next a citizen was spraying anti-Breen vandalism on a wall. He was shot. So...I guess my question is this.

What the f***?

From, Your Secret Someone.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

Do you answer your mail anymore?
Seriously how many letters do you get, and how many of them are actually f***ing answered. I hate you sincerely for being a the new world-spanning Hitler, but this isn't about that.
I've heard from many of my friends that they were sending you letters but apparentley none of them are being answered.
What's the point of having a mailbox that only mails to you if you're not going to answer it?

Sincerely,
An Angry Citizen.
 
Dear all.

No. I don't answer any letters ever under any circumstances.

Sincerely, Doctor Breen.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

Just out of curiosity, would you like to take this survey on sports shows?
It will take a measley 45 minutes to fill out, and we would be happy to have your feedback.

Sincerely,
Es-freaking-pn
 
Dear 'Es-Freaking-Pn',
You will note that Dr. Breen has been relieved of all dictator duties, thus, he is no longer qualified, nor designated to answer, or receive these letters.

Sincerely,
Combine Advisor,
 
Dear Dr. Breen,

Where have you been since the citadel has exploded and the super portal is being formed?

Sincerely, Grigs
 
Dear Samon,

Please ban V-Man.

Thxalot,
Ace
 
Dear Acepilot,

Why would Samon ban me?

Sincerely, V-Man
 
Simply put, because you ask some really stupid questions, and the portal gun was formed
(to my knowledge) While Black Mesa was in service. This is because the player in Portal come across a marketing PPT presentation on Black Mesa, therefore, Portal either took place during BMRF's many years of service, OR that PPT has been replaying for 20 years or more and you were just in cryo-sleep
.

But seriously, youtube, the internet, anything to do with your questions, just, doesn't make sense =/. Perhaps banisment isn't THE solution, but it's getting pretty close.
 
Dear DR. effing Breen,
This is Gordon Freeman here, ready to kill you with a snipa rifle. I think its time for you to die. Me and Alyx began tracking you, and now here we are, standing outside this window, ready to kill you.By the time you read this, our forces will have already invaded your building, and I will have assasainated you aready.
Good-Bye,
Freeman with a gun.
P.S. I have a sniper rifle, wooh! Got rid of that nasty ol' crossbow!!
 
Dear Jared,

Your strange insanity is quite compelling, in a "study of the primitive mindset" way.

I can assure you that the time you spend in your isolation pod is developmentally important for the next stage of your rehabilation. Your fingers will be removed, (par for the course,) as allowing simian beings such as yourself manipulators to communicate with seems to be an unwise course of action. In the process of your rehabilitation however, I assure you that you will eventually learn to use your highly efficient arm-styluses effectively at your assigned tasks in Citadel Seventeen. Your voicebox will have to be punctured as well, for the same reason, though I am informed that you will still be able to grunt and roar, as removing lungs are not seen as an improvement by Our Benefactors.

Sincerely, Doctor Breen.
 
Narvi's Response FTW XD

I'm sorry, that was just too awesome ^^'
 
Dear Dr.Breen,

You're mother is a **** ******** *********** ******* hippopotamus, ***** ugly ****
**** ****** ****** **** In castle far, far away, where no one can hear you **** ***** ***** ****** ****** *****

Your friend(s),

Gordon and Alyx

Ps. You suck.
 
Dear Dr. Breen,
You have proved some great potential, surviving the destruction of the citadel, and adapting to every sitiuation. So, I have decided to give you even more power over the man you hate the most.Gordon Freeman. He is no longer of any interest to my employers. He will become your slave, for life, feel free to do anything you want to him.
Sincerly,
G-Man.
 
Dear Dr. Breen, or whomever this letter will be forwarded to - I have had a squad of Combine Overwatch units occupying my apartment for two months now. When I ask them when they're gonna leave they speak a very strange language that mostly resembles what those strange Vortigaunts speak, and last time I tried to talk with, or rather, to them, they killed my wife. She's still with me, but they turned the body into a stalker, and it's really quite uncomfortable to see her alive each day like that, since she's actually a brain dead monster now. But then again, now she actually comes when I whistle, which I guess is a good thing. And her cooking hasn't gotten worse since it was non-existant before what my local Combine loudspeaker calls "glorification".

I guess the question I have is - I'm kind of tired of these Overwatch guys... or things... One of them stands and watches me as I sleep, and I'm too afraid to talk to it. Now, I know they'd love a better place to watch the boulevard from, so how exactly do I speak with them? The local Combine library is just a front for zombification, so any information is appreciated.

Sincerely, a seemingly linguistically impaired citizen.
 
Headcrab Pie said:
Dear Dr. Breen,
A few days ago I saw a family being brutaly beaten by several Civil Protection Units. Then I saw fleeing rebels being massacered. Next a citizen was spraying anti-Breen vandalism on a wall. He was shot. So...I guess my question is this.

What the f***?

From, Your Secret Someone.
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Greetings. I am Combine Advisor Kh.... since it is hard to romanize my designation and title, I will go straight to your question:

First of all, the Civil Protection Units serve the public, much like the concept of "police", they protect and serve the Combine empire. The so-called family you saw were most likely rebel sympathizers since Civil Protection only act on orders given by local command. Next, there is nothing wrong with regressionist elements being cleansed. And finally, you must understand that regressionist-themed graffiti is not tolerated, and will in ALL cases be punished. I have personally executed citizens for this offence, and it is an effective deterrent, just like the execution of confirmed regressionist sympathizers. Since you seem concerned for your safety, I will give you this often overlooked advice: Do not approach the corpses of regressionists and their sympathizers since there is a reason their bodies are not disposed of.
 
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