Mr.Reak
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So now I am American, great, time to get fat and listen to country, watch football on the side.
It’s an interesting experience to say the least. I took the test about two months ago. Test is about American history, designed for retarded illegal Mexicans who don’t speak any English. So no much problem there, however they asked me bunched of weird question to which you can only say NO or you won’t be able to become a citizen. Here are the highlights “Did you ever been in communist party?” No. “Are you a terrorist?” No (however I am middle-eastern looking fellow, so it made me laugh, right into the guys face). “Did you ever commit a felony?” Lists go on, but as I said, you answer no to all of these questions. Great, isn’t?
So after you are done with that, they make appointment where you can take oath. Now that was only a week ago. They put you into big ass auditorium, with thousand other people. For two hours they brainwash you as to why it’s a great honor to become an American citizen, showing cheesy videos in between and saying some words in different languages. It’s all cheesy and embarrassing, but hell, whatever. The best part came, when you have to stand up when they name your country. When they said China, half of the auditorium stood up, when they said Mexico, another half did. Oh well, what can you do, it’s California. Oh yeah, in the end there was a video with Bush, thanking us all. Hurray!
Man, I am disappointed there was no ARHNULD, I would love to hear his speech. “ARGHUGH CONGRATULATION ARGHUGH ON BECOMING ARGHUGH AMERICHAN CITIZENZZZ ARHGUGH HAIL HITLER!”
So guys, now I am American and it’s time to kick some ass.
It’s an interesting experience to say the least. I took the test about two months ago. Test is about American history, designed for retarded illegal Mexicans who don’t speak any English. So no much problem there, however they asked me bunched of weird question to which you can only say NO or you won’t be able to become a citizen. Here are the highlights “Did you ever been in communist party?” No. “Are you a terrorist?” No (however I am middle-eastern looking fellow, so it made me laugh, right into the guys face). “Did you ever commit a felony?” Lists go on, but as I said, you answer no to all of these questions. Great, isn’t?
So after you are done with that, they make appointment where you can take oath. Now that was only a week ago. They put you into big ass auditorium, with thousand other people. For two hours they brainwash you as to why it’s a great honor to become an American citizen, showing cheesy videos in between and saying some words in different languages. It’s all cheesy and embarrassing, but hell, whatever. The best part came, when you have to stand up when they name your country. When they said China, half of the auditorium stood up, when they said Mexico, another half did. Oh well, what can you do, it’s California. Oh yeah, in the end there was a video with Bush, thanking us all. Hurray!
Man, I am disappointed there was no ARHNULD, I would love to hear his speech. “ARGHUGH CONGRATULATION ARGHUGH ON BECOMING ARGHUGH AMERICHAN CITIZENZZZ ARHGUGH HAIL HITLER!”
So guys, now I am American and it’s time to kick some ass.
