DING! your microwaved shit burrito is ready

[CptStern]

Sandy police arrest teens who cooked feces in convenience store microwave


Police in Sandy are looking for three men who were involved in cooking human feces in a convenience store microwave oven.

Police say one of the men placed a one gallon plastic baggie with human feces inside of it inside the oven and set the timer for ten minutes.

The men left the area, and after the bag exploded, it ruined the microwave costing approximately $3500.00 in damage. The store had to be aired out for a long period of time, causing lost profits.

Police released surveillance photos of the crime in hopes the suspects can be identified.

APB: "be on the lookout for 3 teens wanted in coneection to a feces related incident .. may or not be armed with feces and should be considered foul smelling"

http://www.abc4.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=b36fd37b-150d-4e30-9c03-1c3ee4cb42bc

 

[Krynn72]

That was an expensive ass microwave.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Man, this story is full of shit.

 

[soulslicer]

That is ****ing awesome!

The men left the area, and after the bag exploded, it ruined the microwave costing approximately $3500.00 in damage. The store had to be aired out for a long period of time, causing lost profits.

rofl. I never thought a shitbag would explode, and a shitbag explosion could actually destroy a microwave, let alone cause that much of a stench.

 

[hool10]

Stern wtf man I'm eating my sandwhich here for lunch. :x

rofl. I never thought a shitbag would explode, and a shitbag explosion could actually destroy a microwave, let alone cause that much of a stench.

Would you cook food in that microwae again? I thought not.

 

[Raziaar]

I came into this thread expecting to write "Microwavable burritos are good!"


And please tell me how a microwave can cost 3500 dollars.


Unless it surfs the internet and files your taxes while playing video games on the screen, it doesn't cost 3500 dollars.

 

[Tyguy]

thats awesome....couple of legends

 

[Rizzo]

I came into this thread expecting to write "Microwavable burritos are good!"


And please tell me how a microwave can cost 3500 dollars.


Unless it surfs the internet and files your taxes while playing video games on the screen, it doesn't cost 3500 dollars.

I think that was for the damage all in all... Not just the microwave.

 

[Reginald]

thats awesome....couple of legends

What about the third?

 

[Tyguy]

the third was the ring leader, he's a hero

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

the tird was the ring leader, he's a hero

It's only number 2 that counts, though...

 

[Felix]

But can you back that up with some solid evidence?

 

[15357]

I came into this thread expecting to write "Microwavable burritos are good!"


And please tell me how a microwave can cost 3500 dollars.


Unless it surfs the internet and files your taxes while playing video games on the screen, it doesn't cost 3500 dollars.

Exactly my thoughts.


It's gotta be one huge microwave.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Here's one that's almost $7000 :O

 

[Raziaar]

I'll take 3 nice computers instead thanks.

 

[Tyguy]

computers cant cook human feces...


or can they

 

[Krynn72]

Mine can.




And has.

 

[Iron Kat]

Here's one that's almost $7000 :O

If you put microwave popcorn in there to cook it would probably only take about 30 seconds, and even then it would probably still burn!!!

 

[CptStern]

I came into this thread expecting to write "Microwavable burritos are good!"


And please tell me how a microwave can cost 3500 dollars.


Unless it surfs the internet and files your taxes while playing video games on the screen, it doesn't cost 3500 dollars.

it's a commercial class microwave ..all stainless steel, made to last etc ..most commercial products cost much more than their retail counterparts ..some of the industrial cooktops on displayt at a kitchen appliance wholesaler I went to were in the range of $8,000 ..just for a cooktop

 

[Krynn72]

Damn, that thing is almost 200 pounds! Most only weigh like 40.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

10 minutes lol

 

[Tyguy]

i know, you would think it would be on for 2 minutes max, someone wanted to cause some chaos

 

[Raziaar]

it's a commercial class microwave ..all stainless steel, made to last etc ..most commercial products cost much more than their retail counterparts ..some of the industrial cooktops on displayt at a kitchen appliance wholesaler I went to were in the range of $8,000 ..just for a cooktop

Pfft. Even cheap microwaves last. lol.

They're not something that tend to break down a lot. We have three old ones here and I put all but our new one in the garage until we get rid of it, and the ****ers won't die. They get uglier, but they don't die. lol

 

[Tyguy]

the world should be powered by microwaves

 

[CptStern]

Pfft. Even cheap microwaves last. lol.

cheap ass microwaves arent design to have their doors opened 150 times a day

They're not something that tend to break down a lot. We have three old ones here and I put all but our new one in the garage until we get rid of it, and the ****ers won't die. They get uglier, but they don't die. lol

ya I have one in the basement that wont die either

 

[Raziaar]

I want to put a microwave in a microwave, and somehow manage to turn them both on at the same time.

 

[CptStern]

you'd better have a long stick or be a fast runner ..cuz I hear flesh is a good conductor of electricity/radioactive meltdown