Ever fallen asleep in the bath?

[Smoke]

I did this recently, woke up not knowing where the hell I was, instantly checked my side to look for stitches and realised I was at home, laughed, and made this thread.

Yes, I am still in the bath.


In my mind

 

[Deadpan]

Last time I took a bath was when I was like, 5. I'm totally taking my first in 12 years tonight.

 

[Beerdude26]

Man I did the same once. I was so confused and it was cold

 

[Krynn72]

Last time i took a bath was a long ass time ago. But I do remember coming close to falling asleep. God damn baths are comfy.

 

[Shamrock]

I was in the shower actually and hadn't slept for a day. I was standing up and put my head on the wall under the nozzle and fell asleep standing up. 20 minutes later someone was knocking on the door and finally woke me up.

 

[Iron Kat]

I've properly fallen asleep but when I was little I did start dozing off. It was so nice and warm and I was tired...luckily i woke up and didn't drown (obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be making this post!!).

 

[Dynasty]

I had an uber hot bath once and almost passed out in the bath, the heat just completely drained me, i felt so week and dizzy.

Never fallen asleep in one, sounds kinda dangerous :S

 

[Smoke]

Sleeping in water is dangerous?


:dozey:

 

[Sulkdodds]

No, never. That's ridiculouszzzzz

 

[[Matt]]

Never fallen asleep in one, sounds kinda dangerous :S

Its impossible to drown whilst being asleep...

 

[joule]

Baths? Real men don't take baths.

 

[Smoke]

Its impossible to drown whilst being asleep...

Have you ever been drunk?

 

[Majestic XII]

I fell asleep while going down stairs once. I was pretty drunk.

 

[Dynasty]

And carrots help you see in the dark? So does a torch...

No not as in drowning, but what if a giant beard broke into your house whilst you were sleeping, then using a magnifying glass and the sun sets fire to itself, burns all your reciepts for the financial year, then turns a hairdryer on and throws it in the bath with you, and burns your house down?

Chances are slim I know, but theres STILL a chance. What im trying to say kids is: dont fall asleep in the bath.

 

[Emporius]

I do that most mornings, but I usually wake up when the water reaches my chin.

Baths? Real men don't take baths.

Why is society treating you this way my teeming tub of dreams...

 

[CyberPitz]

I don't use a bath. Laying in a water full of your own filth isn't my thing...

But I HAVE fallen asleep in the shower.

 

[Stigmata]

I don't use a bath. Laying in a water full of your own filth isn't my thing...

But I HAVE fallen asleep in the shower.

If you think about it, right now you're walking around covered in your own caked filth. Sitting in a bath simply dilutes it.

 

[Krynn72]

Its impossible to drown whilst being asleep...

So you're saying that I could avoid drowning by going to sleep.




This is useful knowledge.

 

[Dynasty]

Aha yeah, If I was even being tortured and i saw the trough of water I was being dragged toward, just fall asleep?

 

[delusional]

I was in the shower actually and hadn't slept for a day. I was standing up and put my head on the wall under the nozzle and fell asleep standing up. 20 minutes later someone was knocking on the door and finally woke me up.

I know what they thought you were doing. :naughty:

 

[Cavalry]

:naughty:

 

[Qonfused]

I've fallen asleep in the shower before.

 

[Raziaar]

I've almost fallen asleep in the spa tub.

 

[bam23]

I fell asleep in a bed once.

 

[Saturos]

Baths? Real men don't take baths.

Yeah, real nasty men who are probably still single and a virgin. I don't get when BO and filth was ever in, unless your Amish, but even they probably take baths too nowadays.

 

[SimonomiS]

I don't use a bath. Laying in a water full of your own filth isn't my thing...

But I HAVE fallen asleep in the shower.

Christ, how dirty are you?

 

[CyberPitz]

Christ, how dirty are you?

Well, when you have sex with every animal you walk across *and I live by a zoo*, you tend to work up quite the sweat.

 

[Seppo]

i don't bath

 

[Steel.Inferno]

I do it on occasion... Though I don't take baths, I just take a shower and then lie down/sit back against the end of the tub. Fallen asleep more than once I think...

 

[Shamrock]

Well, when you have sex with every animal you walk across *and I live by a zoo*, you tend to work up quite the sweat.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

<3 Paul.

 

[Ennui]

I don't really take baths but I fall asleep in the shower every once in a while.

 

[sinkoman]

Only when I masturbate...

In the shower that is, don't take baths.

"Why did that take you so long?"

"uh... fell asleep, sorry"

 

[MorganFreeman911]

BATH TUB DREAMS > YOU

In short, yes, i do dreambath.

 

[SimonomiS]

Surely you mean bathdream?

Dreambath sounds like you dream of bathing... Or an incredibly good bath.

 

[The Monkey]

I've properly fallen asleep but when I was little I did start dozing off. It was so nice and warm and I was tired...luckily i woke up and didn't drown (obviously, otherwise I wouldn't be making this post!!).

You'd wake up before you drown.

 

[SimonomiS]

What if you're having a really really nice dream?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Christ, every time someone mentions a bath someone comes up with that "wallowing in your own filth" nonsense. Just rinse yourself off in the shower for a few seconds afterwards. Problem solved.

Edit - Oh, and to the original question, very nearly a few times but no.

Also, Pitzy -

-- STOOOP TOUCHING THEM MONKEEEEEHS.

 

[Cormeh]

I can't fall asleep in the bath, I'm usually too busy working up a lather.

 

[Raziaar]

I can't fall asleep in the bath, I'm usually too busy working up a lather.

I can't fall asleep anywhere but in a bed. I literally can't do it. The only except to this is if I've been in an automobile for like 12 hours straight, and then I'll just pass out. But I can't close my eyes and rest them, or fall asleep in a chair or something. It isn't physically possible for me. My mind refuses to be unaware of my surroundings, so I have to keep my eyes open at all times unless I've settled in for the night.

 

[soulslicer]

My house doesn't have a bathtub And there is no way I can fall asleep in the shower, i'd slip and fall.