Eyesight

[delusional]

you could always get laser eye surgery but i watched a movie of the surgery and i was disgusted so ill just cut my eyes out and use a machine that sees for me instead.

 

[Qonfused]

They cut the first layer of your eye open.

 

[Que-Ever]

Maybe I should try lasers, contacts, AND glasses and see what happens.

 

[Qonfused]

Your eye would cook.

 

[Que-Ever]

I'm nearsighted, so wouldn't that mean the lenses curve the other way? Maybe everything else would cook.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I once wore goggles, but they did nothing.

So I'm stuck squinting at the board when I have to copy shiot at school.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I'm nearsighted, so wouldn't that mean the lenses curve the other way? Maybe everything else would cook.

Not unless you have lazor eyes.

 

[Qonfused]

Chargin' mah...

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I once wore goggles, but they did nothing.

So I'm stuck squinting at the board when I have to copy shiot at school.

Yeah I hated that sh17, had to do it for a week with old glasses (shitty but better than nothing).

Oh and
[youtube]biE_xQRQUQM[/youtube]

 

[Que-Ever]

oh, thanks a lot, deathmaster.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Now you tell me.....

 

[DEATHMASTER]

replaced that with something better.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

If they do nothing why do they require 5 mana? Seems like a scam to me.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Nyet.

 

[DreamThrall]

I couldn't find it on its own, so skip to around 3:50.

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_koPfjSHPI[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Baal]

If they do nothing why do they require 5 mana? Seems like a scam to me.

Well it says "Do Nothing," not "Nothing"

So maybe it means the weilder of the card gets to Do Nothing, and people pay a lot more than 5 mana to do nothing in our society.

Or sometimes they pay nothing at all, or BE paid to do nothing. It's a toss up!

 

[Darkside55]

Please do not try to make sense of the Goggles card.

Also, I tend to lean in close toward the screen when I read things, but when I type (such as right now) I lean back, further away from the screen.

 

[CyberPitz]

If they do nothing why do they require 5 mana? Seems like a scam to me.

That's what I was thinking..maybe one red....and one colorless, since they look badass.

 

[StardogChampion]

a full arm length away. (including the longest finger)

A tiny bit longer than that for me. Even though things far away are a little blurry to me, I can still see my screen and all the text fine at that length.