Grand Theft Uwe...

[Eejit]

You heard me.

He wants it. He must be stopped.

Nearly all your movies are based on video games. What would you do with, say, Grand Theft Auto?
Grand Theft Auto would be super interesting for me, and I think I would actually be the right guy to do it, because my movies are all bloody and violent and I don't have a problem with action scenes. But look, they will go, in the end, with a Michael Bay or a Brett Ratner, and it will be a PG-13 movie made for $150 million. I think it would be better to make a $30 million, very hard, brutal movie without compromising, but I'm not optimistic.

 

[knut]

Nonononononnono.

 

[CyberPitz]

Well, considering the game was never known for it's awesome story, but just flat out random and useless action/death/explosions/fast cars....I say he's the perfect man for the job.

 

[knut]

Well, considering the game was never known for it's awesome story, but just flat out random and useless action/death/explosions/fast cars....I say he's the perfect man for the job.

You haven't played GTA4, have you? The story is much more engaging this time around, but yeah, I can see what you mean. Thing is though, Uwe would still make it a really bad movie. I mean, all of his films are just action films and look at them.

 

[ríomhaire]

The story in GTA3 was actually quite subtle in parts. If you pay close attention to the intro you'll notice that the old man who the Cartel take from the SWAT van you're being transported in is the same man you rescue for Love later in the game. There are many details like that.

 

[Lucid]

No.

5char.

 

[Asknoone]

Oh Uwe.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Oh god. I don't want to say anymore cos each thing this guy says gets worse and worse and I just get angrier and say the same things

*facepalm*

 

[StardogChampion]

There's no way they would let him do it. The guys at Rockstar are not idiots.

 

[Druckles]

Thank metaphorical-god it's only a paragraph. I can forget about it until it's at least three paragraphs in length.

 

[mastag]

FFS

char

 

[bigpapa400lb]

Please god give me strength. I do not want to kill anybody. He does not have to do this. If he does please let me have a sniper rifle so I( I know am no the only one) BLOW HIS HEAD OFF.
:flame::sniper::E

 

[Sulkdodds]

Good lord.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Well, considering the game was never known for it's awesome story, but just flat out random and useless action/death/explosions/fast cars....I say he's the perfect man for the job.

He ****ed up with House of the Dead.

Nuff said.

 

[Cormeh]

Oh Uwe.

I see what Uwe did there.

 

[nurizeko]

Will uwe guys quit that lame meme?.







Anyway, he cannot be allowed to make movies again, period.

 

[Rizzo]

Okay... I know i have made a thread with a pro Uwe petition, I have said that i think he's a good Producer and director, and what not.

But if this gets made... Ill kill him.

 

[Darkangel]

ughhhhh

 

[Slug Advisor]

ughhhhh

This.

 

[Raziaar]

Rockstar isn't going to let anybody make a GTA game. That's preposterous.

 

[taviow]

Grand Theft Auto would be super interesting for me, and I think I would actually be the right guy to do it, because my movies are all bloody and violent and I don't have a problem with action scenes.

Grand Theft Auto would be super interesting for me, and I think I would actually be the right guy to do it, because my movies are all bloody and violent and I don't have a problem with action scenes.

I think I would actually be the right guy to do it

I think I would actually be the right guy to do it

OH MY char GOD!

 

[VictimOfScience]

Did Steve put him up to this perchance?

Steve.