Heading to America!

[Danimal]

Tommorow I am getting on the plane to Los Angeles! My sister is doing a performence with a dancing academy at Disney Land... So... I go there.

After that I head to Las Vegas to get some women, booze and get broke! I am also willing to try Supersized meals, see if they're actually as big as I heard.

Anyway, this is the last post I am making for 2 weeks. Bye!

 

[DreamThrall]

FYI, American chicks LOVE aussie accents... Have fun :thumbs:

 

[GoJan]

FYI, American chicks LOVE aussie accents... Have fun :thumbs:

How about belgian accents?
English girls get turned on by it , atleast so it seems :thumbs:

 

[Steve]

FYI, American chicks LOVE aussie accents... Have fun :thumbs:

Which is exactly why we don't want you here. Damn aussies stealin' all our chicks. Stay away! Grrr!

/me waves a pointy stick at Danimal

 

[X-FacToR]

Good luck with the women, not that you will need it.

 

[burnzie]

He is 14. So booze and chicks may be out of the question but have fun anyways.

And steve o, girls are atracted to guys with large digaridoos what else can i say

 

[Razor]

I don't know about American women but i personally find the Australian accent, especially the really thick one, to be the most annoying accent in the world. A Spanish or Russian accent is definately best for a woman to have

 

[Icarusintel]

I don't know about American women but i personally find the Australian accent, especially the really thick one, to be the most annoying accent in the world. A Spanish or Russian accent is definately best for a woman to have

nah, definitely a nice southern accent
those southern belles, they just do something for me.... so long as they have teeth

though i guess not having teeth has its advantages as well :naughty:

 

[burnzie]

though i guess not having teeth has its advantages as well :naughty:

Well yeah if you like the "hey look at what my grandma can do" feel...

 

[Ames]

Supersized meals don't exist anymore. And New York's cooler.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

*reads thread*


*shudders*

 

[Insano]

Supersized meals don't exist anymore. And New York's cooler.

If you're going to visit New York, you can just as well go to Europe :hmph:

 

[Icarusintel]

Well yeah if you like the "hey look at what my grandma can do" feel...

mmmmm..... grandma
she, er, bakes good brownies...

 

[No Limit]

Tommorow I am getting on the plane to Los Angeles! My sister is doing a performence with a dancing academy at Disney Land... So... I go there.

After that I head to Las Vegas to get some women, booze and get broke! I am also willing to try Supersized meals, see if they're actually as big as I heard.

Anyway, this is the last post I am making for 2 weeks. Bye!

I got back from Vegas a couple weeks ago; I know you will have fun. :cheers:

 

[Steve]

And steve o, girls are atracted to guys with large digaridoos what else can i say

*sigh*...and I don't even know how to do circular breathing...

But is there a better word in the world than digaridoo? Maybe Djibouti...but that's a proper name, so it doesn't count.

 

[Insano]

mmmmm..... grandma
she, er, bakes good brownies...

I eat your grandma's brownies for breakfast! :hmph:

 

[Adidajs]

well, after perusing the Politics forum with all the US/Bush/Republican bashing, it's nice to see someone excited about going to america, unless of course you're not, in which i'll lament some more. hey, i still like my country.

 

[xLostx]

I smell a new prisoner of war for America

 

[gh0st]

He is 14. So booze and chicks may be out of the question but have fun anyways.

That never stopped me.

Well, it stopped the chicks part but that never really started.

 

[15357]

Poor Banimal.......

/me shakes head sadly as Danimal departs to the Concentration Camps



w00t!

 

[CyberPitz]

If I hear about some crazy aussie taking over the plane and trying to crash it into Disney World..I'll think of you Danimal <3

 

[Yuri]

Poor Banimal.......

* 15357 shakes head sadly as Danimal departs to the Concentration Camps




w00t!

Yeah, definately. As soon as he gets here, we are shipping his ass to Guantanimo. There, we will strip him down naked and burn the Quran, Bible and other assorted religious texts on his face. Cuz that is what we do to every foreigner here, us crazy Americans.

If he manages to escape our Death Police, as we call them, then he might have a good time drinking lots of booze and sleeping with all kinds of STD-ridden, ugly, fat women. He might be a bit old to start, though, I mean usually you start that when you're about 10.

For dinner, he can eat pure fat. Because that's what all Americans do, they just eat fat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That might be why we are all so horribly obese, but I dunno.

After that, he might want to lynch some people that he doesn't like in front of lots of crowds. Or maybe he can buy a gun and shoot everyone in some mall like 50 times.

What can I say? ONLY IN AMERICA!



But seriously, Danimal, hope you enjoy some place that I've never been to.

 

[DreamThrall]

Yeah, definately. As soon as he gets here, we are shipping his ass to Guantanimo. There, we will strip him down naked and burn the Quran, Bible and other assorted religious texts on his face. Cuz that is what we do to every foreigner here, us crazy Americans.

If he manages to escape our Death Police, as we call them, then he might have a good time drinking lots of booze and sleeping with all kinds of STD-ridden, ugly, fat women. He might be a bit old to start, though, I mean usually you start that when you're about 10.

For dinner, he can eat pure fat. Because that's what all Americans do, they just eat fat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That might be why we are all so horribly obese, but I dunno.

After that, he might want to lynch some people that he doesn't like in front of lots of crowds. Or maybe he can buy a gun and shoot everyone in some mall like 50 times.

rofl... overdone sarcasm ftw :thumbs:

 

[Yuri]

rofl... overdone sarcasm ftw :thumbs:

Teehee, thanks

 

[Garfield_]

America america america, i wanna go ther too

 

[Vigilante]

FYI, American chicks LOVE aussie accents... Have fun :thumbs:

Here, here. They do =).

I fvcking HATE Las Vegas. It seems to be where all of the scum of America coagulate. Danimal, you're only 14?

 

[15357]

Yeah, definately. As soon as he gets here, we are shipping his ass to Guantanimo. There, we will strip him down naked and burn the Quran, Bible and other assorted religious texts on his face. Cuz that is what we do to every foreigner here, us crazy Americans.

If he manages to escape our Death Police, as we call them, then he might have a good time drinking lots of booze and sleeping with all kinds of STD-ridden, ugly, fat women. He might be a bit old to start, though, I mean usually you start that when you're about 10.

For dinner, he can eat pure fat. Because that's what all Americans do, they just eat fat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That might be why we are all so horribly obese, but I dunno.

After that, he might want to lynch some people that he doesn't like in front of lots of crowds. Or maybe he can buy a gun and shoot everyone in some mall like 50 times.

What can I say? ONLY IN AMERICA!



But seriously, Danimal, hope you enjoy some place that I've never been to.

* 10,324,238,409,232,342,352,398,523,985,723,495,723,482,947,239,407


btw, when i was in America, people were normal until 9/11.

 

[Gargantou]

America rules you commie, eat me!*J/k*

Yeah, America has gone a bit weird after 9/11, my friend here in Sweden ordered a bunch of books about Iran and terrorist attacks, then after a month he was contacted by the US government saying that his order had been confiscated as terrorist material, I wonder what'd happen if he takes a trip to the US right now..