Help a newb out?

[VoXQuA]

Hey guys, brand new to the team, and am wondering to myself, "Where's this Newbie Central so I can make a mega cool introduction..."

I had to Google it to actually find it, and I can't post a new thread... Am thinking the whole thing has been given the ol' boot? If so, hi everyone, I'm looking forward to making trouble for the establishment.

-Vox

 

[jverne]

Hey guys, brand new to the team, and am wondering to myself, "Where's this Newbie Central so I can make a mega cool introduction..."

I had to Google it to actually find it, and I can't post a new thread... Am thinking the whole thing has been given the ol' boot? If so, hi everyone, I'm looking forward to making trouble for the establishment.

-Vox

she got beaten, sexually violated and then she went trough divorce.

poor newb central, we miss you

 

[Danimal]

Welcome to HL2.net, your signature is too big.

 

[Raziaar]

Your tank is too small.

 

[Kula Meenur]

D: I smell baykuns...


also hai2u

 

[Darkside55]

SOMEONE had the bright idea of removing Newbie Central. You can blame those people for not allowing you to have your introduction.

Welcome to the forums anyway, mate. As we USED to say in the OLD forum, it's safer here, but don't drink the water.

 

[Ennui]

Newbie Central is dead.

 

[Darkside55]

It lives on in our hearts.

 

[soulslicer]

who's stupid idea was it.

 

[Tyguy]

it usually got flamed anyway with people threatening sodomy...or was that just me

 

[lePobz]

We don't like newcomers round these parts.


What? We do? Oh, hi.

 

[TCfromBN]

We do?

D:












hello thar.

 

[Muffin Man]

Love is gone.

 

[Dog--]

Hey Newbie! We don't take kindly to your type 'round here.

*other forumer* Now Dog--, he ain't hurtin nobody..

No! I wanna know something from Mr. Newbie here. If you Newbies are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which is prone to grow in dryer, more arid regions?



...

I watch too much teevee


Welcome, the water is like heaven. /shifty eyes

 

[CyberPitz]

Bend over so I can ram my love rod up your juice hole.

 

[kineaesth]

Oh god. Now I'll have to explain to him that no, Pitz is not a bad man, he just gets very excited and... :hmph:

 

[VoXQuA]

Oh, good, I'm glad that I wasn't just a complete newb who couldn't find the "New Thread" button. Thanks for everyone's welcome and various warnings... Sorry Pitz, my juice hole is Kinetic's.

 

[kineaesth]

Oh, good, I'm glad that I wasn't just a complete newb who couldn't find the "New Thread" button. Thanks for everyone's welcome and various warnings... Sorry Pitz, my juice hole is Kinetic's.

Yuss...

No, wait...

Is that good?