Hilarious TF2 Achievements

[Adabiviak]

Note! These are from early 2008, and may have been posted here somewhere (a cursory search didn't turn anything up though - if so, close this thread). Anyway, Somethingawful.com has some custom achievements that are super funny:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/video-game-article/team-fortress-achievements.php?page=1

"Dave's Not Here" had me in stitches for five minutes

 

[Darkside55]

We already did this. Here, on this board. That was also last year.

SA STOLED FROM US

 

[average_d]

You mean this thread:

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=146363&highlight=achievement+generator

This was my contribution

 

[Shem]

Anyone can make achievements like these, but I have to admit, some of the achievements that I read on that website made me laugh for a time.

 

[Adabiviak]

I remember those, but the custom ones made by locals (?) at Somethingawful.com were particularly funny.

 

[Warped]

these are awesome! sweet page

 

[Eejit]

That's funny, I didn't laugh at any of the SA ones. Goon fail.

 

[Laivasse]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2770766&postcount=89
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2769860&postcount=86

There's no point making any more.