How Did You Find out about Sex?

[Katamariguy]

In response to inevitable lockdown: Just saying, it's a valid and interesting question.

I was reading my book on the human body, got to the section on the human life cycle, and you can imagine the rest.

 

[Stigmata]

Sex education, then porn, then wikipedia, then friends :naughty:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Mum's a kindergarten teacher and she'd bring books home sometimes about mummy and daddy hugging, which were of course hilarious. Then a friend found his dad's porn stash and it was all downhill from there.

 

[Dinnesch]

Family, and one of those books that tell everything in an extremely subtle way.

Also, I figured out how to fap myself, was really proud of it at the time.

 

[JUL3]

Porn, as a result of friends... I had older friends who thought it was hilarious to show a 5 year old porn.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Vegeta's mom showed me.

 

[Stylo]

Come to think of it, I don't remember exactly when I knew what it was. But I remember making jokes about sex and masturbation whilst in Junior school so I must have been like 8/9 years old. Also remember my friend and I telling a younger kid to ask his mum for sex because we thought it'd be hilarious. We told him it was something to do with Star Wars.

 

[morgs]

Mostly sex ed at school, then I explored my brothers computer and just got really confused.

 

[The Monkey]

Can't recall when hearing about the act for the first time, but it was probably from some friend. The first time I got an idea of how it looked was when me and two friends found someone's porn stash out in the forest (like 20 magazines), and took it home. I was around 10 I guess.

 

[YROC]

Parent's porn stash. 7 years old.

 

[Ennui]

Can't recall when hearing about the act for the first time, but it was probably from some friend. The first time I got an idea of how it looked was when me and two friends found someone's porn stash out in the forest (like 20 magazines), and took it home. I was around 10 I guess.

Woods porn! Such a weird phenomenon. My friends and I also discovered woods porn... and a couple years later, someone found (and stole) OUR woods porn.

I actually remember exactly where my concept of sex first took form. In 2nd grade or so (age 6 or 7) I remember one of my friends telling me a joke at the bus stop while we waited for the bus before school. This kid lived on my street and was TROUBLE. He moved away and our friendship petered out after elementary school, but from what I've heard he never graduated high school and instead joined his older brother (a beast of a kid with Rottweiler teeth marks up and down his cheeks from being bitten in the face when he was little) in the military. I got into all kinds of trouble with him in elementary school. Anyway, he told this joke where a kid was showering with his parents (or something to the effect where he saw them naked in an innocuous way) and innocently asked what their genitals were. They responded "That's daddy's limousine and mommy's garage". It was more wordy but that's the basic gist. The punchline is later the kid wanders in while they are showering together and exclaims something about Daddy parking his limousine in Mommy's garage.

That's where my concept of the physical action of sex came about although I didn't really get it for another couple years when we had sex ed (age 10) though by that point my friends and I had already explored the exciting new world of internet porn a little bit (back then it was mostly pictures because we all still had dial up).

 

[Stylo]

Woods porn! Such a weird phenomenon. My friends and I also discovered woods porn...

Yeah, I was like 6 when my friends and I found woods porn (I live right near some woods) but it was women posing so I was all giddy about it and stuff but also like "Why is that lady peeing into that swimming pool?" so that's not how I learned anything about sex.

Nowadays of course, we know it wasn't pee.

 

[The Monkey]

Aye, 16.5 kb/s porn, that was the shit. I remember we watched some pictures on the school computer. Took one minute to load from the top-down, and everyone was so exited the seconds before the tits appeared.

 

[JUL3]

Woods porn! Such a weird phenomenon. My friends and I also discovered woods porn... and a couple years later, someone found (and stole) OUR woods porn.

I actually remember exactly where my concept of sex first took form. In 2nd grade or so (age 6 or 7) I remember one of my friends telling me a joke at the bus stop while we waited for the bus before school. This kid lived on my street and was TROUBLE. He moved away and our friendship petered out after elementary school, but from what I've heard he never graduated high school and instead joined his older brother (a beast of a kid with Rottweiler teeth marks up and down his cheeks from being bitten in the face when he was little) in the military. I got into all kinds of trouble with him in elementary school. Anyway, he told this joke where a kid was showering with his parents (or something to the effect where he saw them naked in an innocuous way) and innocently asked what their genitals were. They responded "That's daddy's limousine and mommy's garage". It was more wordy but that's the basic gist. The punchline is later the kid wanders in while they are showering together and exclaims something about Daddy parking his limousine in Mommy's garage.

That's where my concept of the physical action of sex came about although I didn't really get it for another couple years when we had sex ed (age 10) though by that point my friends and I had already explored the exciting new world of internet porn a little bit (back then it was mostly pictures because we all still had dial up).

I remember that joke. And there was the alternative too, where the body parts are 'Headlights', 'Bush' and 'Snake'... "Mummy, flash your headlights! There's a snake in your bush!"

 

[Unfocused]

I don't remember exactly when it happened. I remember my friend showing me his father's Playboy stash when I was probably around 5 and being shown some porn flick when I was probably around 7, but in both cases it was the nakedness that seemed to be the main point - Playboy doesn't show any sexual interactions, so couldn't figure anything out from there, and two actors screwing on video were, in a way, amusing to watch, but I didn't know what the actual point was.

I guess porn actually became stimulating around the age of 8-9, but still I remember watching some porn videos with a friend (CD found in my father's suitcase; the application prompted for a password, but you could just manually explore the CD and view all the videos ) and there was some sort of orgy on a boat and the women had semen dripping down their legs and me and my friend were like: "are they spitting on themselves"?

Learned of masturbation around 11 at summer camp, so I guess I put two and two together from there.

 

[Stylo]

I remember that joke. And there was the alternative too, where the body parts are 'Headlights', 'Bush' and 'Snake'... "Mummy, flash your headlights! There's a snake in your bush!"

That reminds me of a childhood joke I knew. The body parts are 'bells' and 'slot' and the kid says "If I put a penny in your slot, will your bells ring?".

 

[Bad^Hat]

"That's daddy's limousine and mommy's garage"

I remember that joke. And there was the alternative too, where the body parts are 'Headlights', 'Bush' and 'Snake'... "Mummy, flash your headlights! There's a snake in your bush!"

God, I remember these. I wonder how these jokes propagated before the internet and junk.

 

[Katamariguy]

Then there are the kids who think sex means getting nude and caressing, due to movie sex scenes.

 

[PorkPi]

I had some friends talk about it in elementary school, so I guess that counts as my initial experience learning about it.

 

[Dekstar]

I just remember having a friend who was a girl when we were both about 5, and we'd experiment with each other. I don't know how we knew to do that kind of thing, though. That's about it until internet-porn many years later.

 

[Mr Stabby]

what is sex?

 

[KiplingsCat]

I woke up one night after a nightmare when I was maybe 7 or so, and, clutching my teddy bear, wandered over to my parents' bedroom...

They didn't even see me. I figured it was something I shouldn't disturb so I quietly shut the door and went back to bed, and forgot about it for about seven years.

 

[Krynn72]

Scrambled premium porno channel on tv. I had one of those old old old tvs where you could "tune" the channel to get a clearer signal. I just happened to to be messing around flipping through channels to see if I could find secret messages through the static. What I found was beyond anything I could have ever imagined or hope for. Hardcore video porn was my first porn experience.

 

[Ennui]

God, I remember these. I wonder how these jokes propagated before the internet and junk.

No kidding, especially over the 13,700km between North Carolina and New Zealand.

 

[Mimsta]

My friends and I joked about it all the time when we were little, thinking we were so badass. I had a vague idea about it, but didn't fully understand the dirty details until sex ed in elementary school. Anatomy suddenly made so much sense.

 

[No Limit]

Lol, how young would you have to be today to have learned of sex from wikipedia?

I can't remember when it happened for me. But I also remember finding stashes of porn, first memory is actually finding a porn VHS. Not in the woods though since I live in New Mexico.

 

[CptStern]

Lol, how young would you have to be today to have learned of sex from wikipedia?

what does it say if your first exposure to scantily clad ladies is from the sear catalogue? ..also parents read magazines from spain,. every other picture was of a topless woman. they dont have the same hangups we north americans have

 

[Ennui]

Lol, how young would you have to be today to have learned of sex from wikipedia?

I can't remember when it happened for me. But I also remember finding stashes of porn, first memory is actually finding a porn VHS. Not in the woods though since I live in New Mexico.

Desert porn, just as good. Hahaha now I'm just imagining a dusty old VHS cassette sitting on top of a rock out in the middle of the desert.

 

[No Limit]

It's an odd phenomenon indeed. I wonder if there are people leaving porn around as a sort of charitable contribution to little kids? I know me and my friends found porn on more than one occassion when we were still in elementary school.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Was explained to me by my sister (long before either of us had entered puberty or understood it in the least) she said penises went into vaginas and I thought men just put their limp penises inside vaginas (which at the time, I believed to look just like coin slots) and left them there until the woman got pregnant.

o to be naive again.

It's an odd phenomenon indeed. I wonder if there are people leaving porn around as a sort of charitable contribution to little kids? I know me and my friends found porn on more than one occassion when we were still in elementary school.

More likely random public fappers!

Do you remember where you found the porn VHS? haha

 

[No Limit]

From what I recall the VHS was just out in the grass by one of the buildings in the apartment complex we lived in at the time. It's like the pornography gods just left it there for us.

But for the magazines I think you might be right about the public fappers, which is something I never considered people would do until you just mentioned it. Now I feel a bit gross, some of my first porn experiances were using materials stolen from perverts

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

From what I recall the VHS was just out in the grass by one of the buildings in the apartment complex we lived in at the time. It's like the pornography gods just left it there for us.

But for the magazines I think you might be right about the public fappers, which is something I never considered people would do until you just mentioned it. Now I feel a bit gross, some of my first porn experiances were using materials stolen from perverts

hahaha not like you can get STDs from pr0n.... I hope. /gets HIV test

...as for porn gods such as the one that left your VHS tape - they have only visited my young self once, in the form of an issue of Hustler magazine I was given from my older friend Jake.

 

[No Limit]

what does it say if your first exposure to scantily clad ladies is from the sear catalogue? ..also parents read magazines from spain,. every other picture was of a topless woman. they dont have the same hangups we north americans have

Polish magazines are the same way, not only magazines, TV at night as well. Commercials that come on at night often feature nude women. Why we can't have nice things like that here is beyond me.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

My introduction to the concept of the physical act was in 5th grade (10 years old). It was during the first round of sexual education and the boys were all herded into the assembly room and told in a presentation by none other than the school principal himself that sex is like putting together a piece of furniture, particularly the part about "insert tab A into slot B," a remark that sent the room into a deafening uproarious reaction. Young boys are a most civilized lot...

I bet there is a stark correlation between age and how people find out thanks to the Internet.

 

[CptStern]

the magazine stands in spain are hilarious. "boobs" "boobs" "penis" "boobs" "boobs"

hell even the spanish version of Hello is full of boobs while the english version is boob-free

 

[Ren.182]

I don't remember where I first found out about sex. Probably from watching 18 rated movies when I was young. Those people got naked and did something under those sheets!

We had sex education at school when I was like 11, I guess thats when I was officially taught about it.

Then I discovered porn and then it's been down hill since

 

[Wanted Bob]

Hmm... probably first from an old book which explained the differences in body parts between boys and girls. After that, from school/friends.

 

[Warped]

I was in 2nd or 1st grade and my friend told me what his parents were doing. shortly later my friend gave me his copy of Penthouse. I wasn't scarred for life but I think it affected me greatly in how I see women

 

[ríomhaire]

Walked in on Vegeta's parents.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Walked in on vegeta's mom and willie.