How to properly make tea

[Dalamari]

Boil water or just warm it? And do you use tea leaves or stick with the ol' bag

 

[Dynasty]

I can tell you how to suck an egg if you want??

Boil water. Bag. Leave for 1 min. Stab bag into the bottom of the cup a few times.

 

[Anthraxxx]

for a second, I thought the thread title was "How to properly make camel toe"

I dunno how I got that... but yeah...

 

[Laivasse]

I like to squeeze my bag against the side of the cup until there are no air bubbles left inside.

Then I stick a teabag in and pour boiling water HO HO

 

[3ssence]

Proper tea must be made in a tea-pot, with a tea cosy if available.

:E

 

[Dekstar]

Boil, then put a bag in, then shove some milk in when you get bored of waiting, swirl round a bit with the teaspoon. Then add [?] sugars and drink boiling hot.
EDIT: Or do Essy's old woman way.

 

[3ssence]

Well, that's the way your mum taught me to make it...

:E

 

[DEATHMASTER]

lotsa water, add tea, add loads of indian spices, bring water to boil and turn off only when everything is about to overflow, enjoy.

 

[Sam]

Teabag and sugar in the cup first, then water, then milk & stir.

 

[Dekstar]

Well, that's the way your mum taught me to make it...

:E

... Dad?

 

[NeptuneUK]

I am the ****ing tea god.
The perfect cup of tea:

Put one spoonful of sugar and a teabag in the cup
Pour freshly boiled water (hotter water dissolves more tea) into the cup and stir.
Leave for 3 minutes to allow the tea to dissolve more.
Stir again, and squeeze the tea bag against the side of the cup to get every ounce of flavour out, put tea bag in bin.
Slowly put semi-skimmed milk into the tea while stirring to get your desired strength (strong tbh).
Orgasm.

(You get much more caffeine than a usual cup of tea, too!)

 

[ríomhaire]

Insert water in kettle
Engage kettle drive
Add sugar and teabag to cup
Add boiling water to cup
Stir
Remove teabag
Add milk
Drink

 

[Qonfused]

1.) Throw teabag away.
2.) Buy a Sobe.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Preparing tea is an artform....

 

[CyberPitz]

I put the bags into the coffee filter, and turn it on.....
pour it into a ....big..liquid holder thing, then add water to fill it to the top.

 

[theotherguy]

1. get a paper cup
2.fill it with cold tap water
3. put your teabag in it
4. without stirring or dipping put it in the microwave for like a minute
5. take it out
6. drink it, spit it out in disgust and throw it away

that was my one and only experience with tea. :cheese:

 

[NeptuneUK]

I am the ****ing tea god.
The perfect cup of tea:

Put one spoonful of sugar and a teabag in the cup
Pour freshly boiled water (hotter water dissolves more tea) into the cup and stir.
Leave for 3 minutes to allow the tea to dissolve more.
Stir again, and squeeze the tea bag against the side of the cup to get every ounce of flavour out, put tea bag in bin.
Slowly put semi-skimmed milk into the tea while stirring to get your desired strength (strong tbh).
Orgasm.

(You get much more caffeine than a usual cup of tea, too!)

You all suck.

 

[Asknoone]

Sugar in tea is no tea. Neptune: fail.

Tea is the greatest drink ever.

 

[Smoke]

Teabag and sugar in the cup first, then water, then milk & stir.

Truths.

 

[ríomhaire]

Tea without sugar is like potatoes without butter.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Even if it's just a small amount, like half or a quarter of a spoonful, it adds to the flavour.

 

[Asknoone]

Yuck. Tea without sugar is actual tea. REAL MANS TEA.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Girl scouts tea more like.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

I like to put honey, sugar, and a piece of candy cane in my tea; It's more awesome that way.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

NORTH
There is no tea to the north
EAST
There is no tea to the east
SOUTH
There is no tea to the south
WEST
There is no tea to the west

INVENTORY
You have;
Pocket fluff
No tea



That's how far I got into the tea-making process.

 

[Instinct]

Tea sucks.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Tea sucks.

By tea, you mean yourself.

 

[3ssence]

... Dad?

Get to bed son, it's past your bedtime....

Yuck. Tea without sugar is actual tea. REAL MANS TEA.

This man speaks the truth. Sugar in tea is for people that like sugar in their alcoholic beverages (bacardi breezers). Tea should be served pure.

 

[Seppo]

Warm the water. Put in the teabag. Pour in some sugar and honey. Add a bit of milk. Take the cup in your hand. Now throw that shit out the window and make some coffee. Drink the coffee instead. Tea is crap.

 

[Iron Kat]

My brother had four sugars in his tea when he first started drinking it!!! Now he doesn't take sugar at all. H e went from four to zero in about two weeks. I still take one and a half!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Yuck. Tea without sugar is actual tea. REAL MANS TEA.

QFT

 

[Evo]

Tea and Coffee are the sux0rs

/runs

 

[DEATHMASTER]

coffee is good as long as it has chocolate and is cold...aka Godiva.

 

[JNightshade]

Step one: Draw a horizontal line
Step two: find middle of horizontal line
Step three: draw vertical line down from middle.

Diagram: T

 

[jondy]

Tea and Coffee are the sux0rs

/runs

*shakes fist at Evo*

Genmaicha rice tea. Now that's a real man's beverage.

 

[Geogaddi]

In the south we drink sweet tea. Admit it, tea sucks ass without a ton of ice and sugar.

 

[Vigilante]

Coffee ftw

 

[Seppo]

Yuck. Tea without sugar is actual tea. REAL MANS TEA.

tea and real man don't match in the same sentence

 

[Anthraxxx]

Girl scouts tea more like.

Mmmm... Girl Scouts.... :drool:

 

[Jintor]

Slice of lemon.

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