I contacted Gabe Newell and the answer was...

[Bar.Calhoun]

I contacted the richest man in the world to ask about the final installment of the action serie Half-life. I am waiting for an e-mail or the phone to ring, it's been over a day now and I am still waiting, maybe I will convince the richest man in the world to publish the last installment in the mysterious Half-Life trilogy!:O

Dear Richman!
I speak for the world, LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO COME OUT, I was sitting in the middle of the night, the clock WAS 12 and I am waiting to see the first glimpse of the trailer that will change my life BUT WHAT DO I SEE, THE CRAP GAME THAT STOLE EP3'S E3 LAST YEAR! I was so exited to drive the helicopter and to see Mossman for the first time after the events in Half-Life 2!
Regards

I hope Gabe got my e-mail:rolling:

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

I contacted the richest man in the world to ask about the final installment of the action serie Half-life. I am waiting for an e-mail or the phone to ring, it's been over a day now and I am still waiting, maybe I will convince the richest man in the world to publish the last installment in the mysterious Half-Life trilogy!:O



I hope Gabe got my e-mail:rolling:

I mailed Gabe once and Doug Lombardi replied.Don't remember what it was about ...

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Nothing like calling it a "crap game" and calling him "Mr. Richman" in order for him to take your email seriously.

 

[gFrohman]

I seriously doubt that this email will go further than Gabe's trash and/or spam file.

You want EP3 to come out now? The reason Valve hasn't released it is the same reason that they delay their previous games: it's not ready yet. I would rather wait awhile for EP3 to be finished up to Valve's standards & play L4D2 now than get EP3 earlier, yet unfinished & unpolished.

[...] maybe I will convince the richest man in the world to publish the last installment in the mysterious Half-Life trilogy!:O

No; EP3 will be published, but not because of you.

 

[mastag]

I contacted the richest man in the world to ask about the final installment of the action serie Half-life. I am waiting for an e-mail or the phone to ring, it's been over a day now and I am still waiting, maybe I will convince the richest man in the world to publish the last installment in the mysterious Half-Life trilogy!:O



I hope Gabe got my e-mail:rolling:

Gabe doesn't owe you a damn thing, you cancerous troll.

<3

 

[Barnz]

You sir, are a ****ing idiot.

 

[kineaesth]

The first two posts in this thread are just concentrated stupidity.

 

[Eejit]

Distilled you might say.

 

[Ennui]

+1 to what Barnz said. What a moronic email. If he responds to it, it'll be to tell you that you're a twit.

 

[Bar.Calhoun]

I sent a e-mail to him but not that e-mail, it was fake but I hope he reads in this forum and understand how frustrated I am.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

I sent a e-mail to him but not that e-mail, it was fake but I hope he reads in this forum and understand how frustrated I am.

picture or did not happen

 

[Bar.Calhoun]

Dear Richman!
I speak for the world, LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO COME OUT, I was sitting in the middle of the night, the clock WAS 12 and I am waiting to see the first glimpse of the trailer that will change my life BUT WHAT DO I SEE, THE CRAP GAME THAT STOLE EP3'S E3 LAST YEAR! I was so exited to drive the helicopter and to see Mossman for the first time after the events in Half-Life 2!
Regards

Very well written!

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Then you are a idiot.

 

[Eejit]

Very well written!

Written. Not vomited?

 

[xdrive]

Instantly you can tell this guy is 12 years old and is Asian.

By the way he talks and how his sentences doesn't make sense.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Written. Not vomited?

Shat.Diarrhead even.Not vomited

 

[Fiberawptic]

i remember someone saying Bar.Calhoun was just Samon being stupid? have we confirmed this yet?

 

[Xevrex]

For this and your other posts, I think there is a fair amount of evidence to justify that you either never post again or you learn a bit more about how to be respectable on an internet forum, or anywhere.

 

[Eejit]

i remember someone saying Bar.Calhoun was just Samon being stupid? have we confirmed this yet?

A mod trolling with an alt account? Hmm, the fallout would be a laugh.

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

A mod trolling with an alt account? Hmm, the fallout would be a laugh.

Samon's too smart to be stupid

 

[Xevrex]

Samon's too smart to be stupid

Sadly.

 

[Bar.Calhoun]

This was real, on my life:

Thanks for writing, but we don’t answer questions about what will and won’t be in future episodes. Please play them and find out!

Yours,

Marc Laidlaw

 

[PimpinPenguin]

That does sound like the standard reply Valve gives when anyone asks about the HL storyline.

 

[Xevrex]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a computer.

 

[Apiary]

Oh cmon guys...guy is just being upsets becouse there was no trailer...and now hes trying to motivate him self and kill the sorrow within him...until the trailer comes out...

 

[Eejit]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a computer.

Yup, Marc Laidlaw is just code. He is Gearbox's creation.

 

[kupocake]

Instantly you can tell this guy is 12 years old and is Asian.

By the way he talks and how his sentences doesn't make sense.

:O

Bar.Calhoun's posts should be serialised, or turned into a flash movie. We're reaching John Freeman levels of awesome here.

"Left 4 Dead 2 LEAVE THIS PLACE!"

 

[Xevrex]

:O

Bar.Calhoun's posts should be serialised, or turned into a flash movie. We're reaching John Freeman levels of awesome here.

"Left 4 Dead 2 LEAVE THIS PLACE!"

I must avenge Gordon, and then he will be HAPPY SOUL!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Spoiler

I contacted the richest man in the world to ask about the final installment of the action serie Half-life. I am waiting for an e-mail or the phone to ring, it's been over a day now and I am still waiting, maybe I will convince the richest man in the world to publish the last installment in the mysterious Half-Life trilogy!:O



I hope Gabe got my e-mail:rolling:

Nothing like calling it a "crap game" and calling him "Mr. Richman" in order for him to take your email seriously.

Gabe doesn't owe you a damn thing, you cancerous troll.

<3

Distilled you might say.

Dear Richman!
I speak for the world, LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO COME OUT, I was sitting in the middle of the night, the clock WAS 12 and I am waiting to see the first glimpse of the trailer that will change my life BUT WHAT DO I SEE, THE CRAP GAME THAT STOLE EP3'S E3 LAST YEAR! I was so exited to drive the helicopter and to see Mossman for the first time after the events in Half-Life 2!
Regards

Very well written!

Then you are a idiot.

Written. Not vomited?

Instantly you can tell this guy is 12 years old and is Asian.

By the way he talks and how his sentences doesn't make sense.

This was real, on my life:

Thanks for writing, but we don’t answer questions about what will and won’t be in future episodes. Please play them and find out!

Yours,

Marc Laidlaw

:O

Bar.Calhoun's posts should be serialised, or turned into a flash movie. We're reaching John Freeman levels of awesome here.

"Left 4 Dead 2 LEAVE THIS PLACE!"

Large amounts of quotes put into spoiler tags, by the way.
I think Bar is an idiot. Gabe won't think too kindly to you calling him "Mr. Richman" or whatever the **** it was...

 

[Sheepo]

This is the best thread on hl2.net.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

It very well might be, sheeple.

 

[Danimal]

Then you are a idiot.

Sigged for future references of irony.

 

[OmegaX]

Sigged for future references of irony.

Heh, I love when people do that. They normally put "your an idiot".

 

[swan_song1973]

+1 to what Barnz said. What a moronic email. If he responds to it, it'll be to tell you that you're a twit.

ya, and he'll use a shitload of unnecessary adjectives to do it too.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

For once i agree with Barnz.

 

[kazsymonds]

For once i agree with G(ordon)-man.

 

[Bar.Calhoun]

It's positiv to call Gabe rich, I have sent many serious e-mails before, do people really think I would be so stupid to send THAT e-mail, I am not.

 

[Xevrex]

do people really think I would be so stupid to send THAT e-mail, I am not.

Oh? Evidence suggests otherwise.

 

[Sheepo]

If we had any reason to believe you were an intelligent person before hand I would agree, but from this angle it sure seems like you're just an idiot.