I need money.

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I need money. About 1000 dollars in your currancy.
Im not sure how to get it though. Advice?
 
Go to the nearest welfare office and search for the "free money" desk.

Or get a job. :p

EDIT> The funny thing is, the 2 words are never used in the same context.
 
Buy a shotgun, a hacksaw and a balaclava. Cut down the stock and the barrel then go to your local bank and make a "withdrawal".

Or you could set up your own 419 scam. The world doesn't have enough Nigerian Generals attempting to give away vast sums of money.

Or theres always prostitution.

Then again, as previously suggested you could just get a job and save up.
 
Bob_Marley said:
Buy a shotgun, a hacksaw and a balaclava. Cut down the stock and the barrel then go to your local bank and make a "withdrawal".

Or you could set up your own 419 scam. The world doesn't have enough Nigerian Generals attempting to give away vast sums of money.

Or theres always prostitution.

Then again, as previously suggested you could just get a job and save up.
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LMAO :LOL:
 
Yeah I'd be a good stripper.

Get a job. Greatest advice ever. I have had some problems on that front. So yeah. And I need moneh now.
Rizzo on strike? You all have money, internet moneh. Give me some of that.
 
Mod game consoles so they can play backups. Don't know if it's legal in your country(it is legal in most, as long as you don't sell/promote pirated games), but if it is you can raise money very fast.
You can ask like $15 for each softmodded Wii/PSP, or $25 for a Xbox 360.
 
if you have any sort of skills in pc/laptop repair you could always advertise on craigs list. If not, just get a job you won't hate and stick with it.
 
Rob a TAB or other betting shop.. no one cares because they're 'evil'!!
 
Make a post on hl2.net asking people for money.



Oh wait.
 
This may be bad financial advice, but the obvious answer is to take out a loan.
 
Yeah. I'll probably end up borrowing the money. From a friend or something. Better that then a bank I think.
 
Complete your GED and be gifted 1000 dollars by your generous uncle.
 
1 month as a cashier at minimum wage part time got me $1400.
 
Rob a grandma coming out of Hobby Lobby. She won't suspect a thing. "Oh, look at that young man. Here to buy some art suppiles, I would assume. Umm. Why is he walking over here with a red crowbar? OH NOES! D;"
 
DEATHMASTER said:
1 month as a cashier at minimum wage part time got me $1400.
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Yeah but if I could get a job fast this whouldn't be a problem. I will manage to get a job eventually. But I need cash now god damn it.

sigh.
 
I just went and filled an app out... Jobs are so hard to come by.
 
Might be helpful if you let us know what you actually need the money for.
 
Yeah.

But no. It won't help anyone to say what I need money for.
 
It may be the case that there is a solution to your problem that doesn't involve money. Unless we know what the situation is, we're not best placed to be able to help.

In any case, there is no simple way for us ordinary folk to raise that sort of money urgently. Other than a loan, of course.
 
Sell porn to Munro. He wont have to crash our servers anymore.
 
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