If Gordon had a voice, who would he sound like in your opinion?

You obviously did, its Bauer :P (<3 24), I'd imagine him sounding something along those lines aswell.

Also that translation came up like this for me, "Hey you assclowns! To help me! Hay foreign that tries to have sex with my head here! " :P


lmao i knew Bower looked wrong:laugh:
 
Nah hes definatly Jay ;P

**Gordon Points to Barney** "And my tubby friend here, he loves the c**k"
 
He wouldnt talk, he would only sing. You see, Gordon is in fact Eric Clapton.
 
I think hed sound like a mix between Sean Connery and Master Chief.
 
He should sound like me, as I am Gordon.
 
Isn't it Jack Bauer? And yes, that would be a pretty good voice.
 
Personally I think he would sound more like Edward Norton. I guess a bit nasal and wimpy. That's not what I would *want* him to sound like, just what I would imagine he'd sound like. A good fit too, since that's who alot of people would pick to play him in a movie.
 
This would be Gordon presenting himself to Alyx...

Dr. Gordon Freeman: Hello Darling, some people call me Freeman, The One Free-man, Dr. Freeman, & Mr. Freeman, but you can call me Doc ;)
 
He'd probably sound like a 27 yr old man who's been through hell for the past few months of his life time, and pissed off because of a creepy old man waking him up from his one and ONLY break...
 
Freeman: Hello, My name is Gordon Freeman but my porno name is Lon Dong Semen.

Alyx: Err... okay, my name is alyx vance my father worked with you at bla...
*freeman thinkin to himself: It worked before.. damnit*
 
I put in a new candidate, Elmo... I also vote for Elmo and Please Vote For Elmo
 
Exactly, Evil Elmo, sound like Hi everybody (IM GONNA KILl YOU)... abit of elmo and O malley(RvB)... AI in Elmo...
 
You obviously did, its Bauer :P (<3 24), I'd imagine him sounding something along those lines aswell.

Also that translation came up like this for me, "Hey you assclowns! To help me! Hay foreign that tries to have sex with my head here! " :P

Heheh I translated it from English to Spanish as Google doesn't have a mexican option and Mexican is basically Spanish just an older version of it. It was meant to translate to "Hey you assclowns! Help me! There's aliens trying to have sex with my head here! Anyaways New Mexicos in the U.S I believe so I doubt Mexican is used there.................so.................................ROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!
 
Heheh I translated it from English to Spanish as Google doesn't have a mexican option and Mexican is basically Spanish just an older version of it. It was meant to translate to "Hey you assclowns! Help me! There's aliens trying to have sex with my head here! Anyaways New Mexicos in the U.S I believe so I doubt Mexican is used there.................so.................................ROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!
Hay ("there is/are") is the same in all Spanish I've ever heard of. And Mexican isn't a version of Spanish, older or newer. Not much more than a vocab swap. I also took the liberty of changing the text size to remove the annoyance factor.
 
Imagine if he sounded like George Bush...........man that'd be hilarious
 
Omptimus Prime.

"Mega... I mean, er... Dr Breen must be stopped, no matter the cost!"
 
Lol Optimus... Evil Elmo Evil Elmo! Do you guys even know who elmo is?!
 
Lol Optimus... Evil Elmo Evil Elmo! Do you guys even know who elmo is?!

No...

If Gordon had a voice he would sound like that guy from Valve that looks like him:cheese:
 
Heheh I translated it from English to Spanish as Google doesn't have a mexican option and Mexican is basically Spanish just an older version of it. It was meant to translate to "Hey you assclowns! Help me! There's aliens trying to have sex with my head here! Anyaways New Mexicos in the U.S I believe so I doubt Mexican is used there.................so.................................ROFLMAOWTFBBQ!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Did you fail all your history classes?


Gordon should sound like... hmmm.....
I got it!

Gordon should sound like Adam Sandler from the Waterboy. I mean think about it? Gordon just never talks because he can't talk like normal people. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!
 
Or Gordon can sound like Creepy G-man,

Gordon walks up to Alyx's bed to wake her up in the Morning.....He says "Rise & Shine Ms. Vance, Rise & shine...Wake up & smell the ashes. "

Or says later on...."Is'nt this just like.....Old times?"
 
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