The bottom of my foot is better than 90% of the artists around right now.
It's true, I've heard it.
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The bottom of my foot is better than 90% of the artists around right now.
If that's a fact then I interpret it as speaking volumes about why the scene, and most of every one of its stupid ****ing facets, is so undeveloped, in terms of progressiveness, not attributes.
Hey, while we're at it, Lemme talk about Fall out Boy- their CD that came out last year, under the cork tree or something like that. I want to congratulate them- never before have I heard a CD where there was not a single tolerable song on it. I even involuntarily shuddered, and cross my heart and hope to die, one of their songs made me gag. I kid you not. It was that one with the vampire music video... the first line, "alright I messed up, drop it I'm sorry" or whatever... truly disgusting.
Jazz. Fuck Jazz.
D: Oh snap. NO SIR. NOS.Jazz. Fuck Jazz.
Jazz. Fuck Jazz.
Taxman said:By far, rap. I name a few "artists" I despise: 50 cents, Snoopdog, Ice T. I don't consider rap to be music at all.
I'd have to say my least favorite genre of music would be death-metal, hands down. The only credit I can give it is that sometimes it has decent and interesting drumming, but it's a rarity.
Also, I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but Fall Out Boy is really not such a bad band if you listen to something other than the singles. Check out "From Under The Cork Tree". Incredibly well-written, catchy, fun songs. Believe me, when "Sugar, We're Going Down" blew up a few years back, I hated them as much as anyone. But a friend of mine played some of the album for me once and I just couldn't resist how damn catchy the music is. If you get off your high-horse, forget about stereotypes and fanbases, and perhaps go out with some friends with this playing on your stereo, you will find some really great music hidden behind the overwhelming annoyingness of their teeny-bopper fans.
YOU DARE DISS THE FATHER OF ALL MODERN MUSIC?!
Who cares? Some caveman thousands of years ago was the father of ALL music, but I'm not gonna praise him for his musical qualities of hitting two sticks on a piece of animal hide. If it sounds like shit, it sounds like shit.
Also, on the subject of shitty music: Bee Gees. Fuck the fucking Bee Gees. Their music truly pisses me off.
I'd have to say my least favorite genre of music would be death-metal, hands down. The only credit I can give it is that sometimes it has decent and interesting drumming, but it's a rarity.
Also, I know I'm going to get flamed for this, but Fall Out Boy is really not such a bad band if you listen to something other than the singles. Check out "From Under The Cork Tree". Incredibly well-written, catchy, fun songs. Believe me, when "Sugar, We're Going Down" blew up a few years back, I hated them as much as anyone. But a friend of mine played some of the album for me once and I just couldn't resist how damn catchy the music is. If you get off your high-horse, forget about stereotypes and fanbases, and perhaps go out with some friends with this playing on your stereo, you will find some really great music hidden behind the overwhelming annoyingness of their teeny-bopper fans.
dear god man, I fear for you ..you have no soul :O
not the bee gees thingy, the jazz thngy ..NO SOUL, have you
oh and all you nubs slamming Ice-t need to listen to Bodycount
Btw: Jazz is the FATHER OF ALL MODERN MUSIC! Jazz is really great, boring to listen to, but the whole technical side of it is mind blowing.
You forgot I also dislike the Beatles! That Bodycount song is ace though
I highlighted the problem for you. I can randomly generate music that's nearly impossible to play, but that technical side is worthless when it sounds like crap.
I really, really don't care about what jazz has meant for other music, it should stand on its own and on its own it's extremely boring as you say. Same for the Beatles, their influence on rock is meaningless to me, all that matters how they themselves sound.
Interesting drumming? Death metal? I always associated blast beat with death metal, and boy, don't get me started on how uninteresting blast beats are...
It's totally true, people like following the stereotypes of hating bands like FOB (Thinking they aren't following the stereotype at all sometimes... You know, that "I'm not conforming to MTV" bullshit that emos do too). Most of those people probably only hear a single, or none of the songs from these bands. They see these bands getting press attention and instantly think that they think they are so awesome. If you listen to an album, with UNBIASED opinions, and you hate it to guts, thats awesome, but if you listen to an album with BIASED "WTF I HATE THIS MUSIC I'M GONNA THROW THE **** UP!" opinions, then simply, "**** you".
Some of their songs are pretty damn catchy, I know lots of people who admit that much despite the fact of hating the band.
Nowadays music isn't about if it sounds good or bad, its more about what genre it's in, and since lots of these bands labeled as 'sellouts' are usually Pop mixed with say, rock or punk, it's pretty safe to say if a band has a bit of pop in it, it's labeled as a "Sell-out band" for the most part. I find that kinda funny actually, lots of great bands out there have pop influences (For the most part, songs written with a pop structure... 'specifically I'm thinking of NIRVANA!).
Btw: Jazz is the FATHER OF ALL MODERN MUSIC! Jazz is really great, boring to listen to, but the whole technical side of it is mind blowing.
you're thinking improv or freeform jazz ...all they're doing is jamming, however that's not the entirity of jazz
there's a ton of different sub genres within jazz, from Ella fitzgerald to Dizzy gillespie to herbie hancock ..you cant peg jazz to a single style
you're entitled to your opinion ..although you're missing out when you write off an entire musical form just because it bores ...I cant think of a single musical form that I dont admire in some way ..even diva pop which I absolutely detest has it's good points (although cant think of any atm)
OK, let me nuance that by saying I hate all jazz that sounds like it belongs in a club from the 1940's, or jazz that involves some sort of trumpet or saxophone.
If it bores me, I'm not missing out on anything, am I?
Isn't the whole point of jazz music that everyone plays on the "jazz scale" and can thus play whatever the **** they like in time with the drums and it'll sound good?
If it bores me, I'm not missing out on anything, am I?
jazz in the 40's was mostly swing/big band ..you're thinking freeform from the 70's mostly ..lol jazz that involves trumpet of saxamaphone..there goes Dizzy "Satchmo" Gillespie, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Louis Armstrong etc etc etc ..you might as well have said any jazz that has piano or drums ..or just said "jazz"
yes you are ... Portrait painting is boring (imho), however if I were to simply ignore it I would be missing about 75% of the world most important art ..from classical greek to the reniassiance etc. it's only boring if you choose to find it boring ..I readily admit that there's a ton of jazz that bores me to tears however there's alos a lot of jazz that I like ..i think you're stuck in a bit of a rut, expand your horizons you might be surprised what you may like ...I was a metal head in my late teens, didnt listen to anything but ..my old "me" would scoff at the current "me" ..but I'm not that same person who couldnt accept something just because it didnt conform to my narrowly defined tastes
Oh.Nah man, most jazz musicians are masters of music theory.
My point exactly. Hence the generalization of "fuck jazz".
Difference with portrait painting is that both are hard to make,
however a good portrait will also look good, while jazz is a boring, dreary wall of sound. And if a portrait doesn't look good, I'll gladly miss out on it, the same goes for jazz.
And expand my horizons? Aren't they wide enough when I like nearly everything EXCEPT jazz? I just find that a lot of old music is overrated, just because it's old and because it had an "influence" on future music. Which is completely irrelevant in my eyes.
Oh.
Well for all their mastery, they still manage to sound more generic than rap.
[edit] Also what PvtRyan said.
Interesting drumming? Death metal? I always associated blast beat with death metal, and boy, don't get me started on how uninteresting blast beats are...
You guys are aware that a blastbeat in its simplest terms is just a sped-up basic rock beat, right...? And that there are many variations? And endless possibilities for innovation within a blast-centred song?Markdude said:I agree that blastbeats are the most unimaginative forms of drumming ever