look what the jehovahs left me!

[don_johnson]

yes, the answer to all my prayers! finally i am able to eat pumpkins and apples in a lush wilderness, home to man and beast alike!

anyway, this is the cover of a pamphlet they left in my door. discuss

 

[Solaris]

Hurrah.

Notice how the couple are keeping a sexually safe distance?

 

[Dalamari]

**goes outside to tend to flock of moose**

I know exactly what those Jahova's were talking bout

 

[ricera10]

These kinds of covers generally appeal to their target group's inner harmony/happiness complex; if you're too busy dissecting it then you probably don't belong to the Jehovah's witnesses, and I'm sure they won't miss you either.

 

[Murray]

No computer + No internet access + No electronic games != No suffering

 

[mortiz]

It must be wonderful, even the Moose is smiling.

 

[French Ninja]

My parents taught me to duck and cover whenever Jehovah Witnesses come to the door. It was in the similar fashion of Atomic Bomb drills.


D:

 

[Jangle]

The moose is smiling because that guy's Ikerous and they've just had some fun together.

 

[Asus]

My parents taught me to duck and cover whenever Jehovah Witnesses come to the door. It was in the similar fashion of Atomic Bomb drills.


D:

thats not a bad idea. =p

 

[xombine]

OMG MOOSE

 

[spookymooky]

Found this in a book called "Knowledge That Leads to Everlasting Life." My parents have it on the computer desk for God knows what reason.

 

[Jangle]

They all have animals in them... You know what this means??

Ikerous was right!! The key to everlasting paradise is making bestiality legal!!!

 

[mortiz]

"This book will help you gain knowledge that leads to everlasting life"

Petting a tiger ain't a great start.

 

[Dekstar]

I don't think you could ever photoshop that guy holding the koalas to be any more disturbing than what it is at the moment.

I bet he keeps sweets in his van. By sweets I mean children and by van I mean pants.

 

[JNightshade]

I prefer Jehova's Witnesses to Scientologists. There were Scientologists giving "stress tests" and selling their own weird little version of the Bible in Harvard Square D:

 

[Geogaddi]

 

[Stingey]

that is so wrong >_<

 

[JNightshade]

By the way, it's "Jehovae"

 

[Dekstar]

see, that just makes me think "I'm glad he's getting some action. I mean his pen0r is horribly disfigured. Poor guy."

 

[spookymooky]

Petting a tiger ain't a great start.

Nice, this edit is much better.

Also, >.< to that photoshop.

 

[Geogaddi]

Sorry guys, boredom kills.

 

[Adidajs]

Petting a tiger ain't a great start.

yeah, it is. it's a faster way to find out if there's an afterlife.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

yes, the answer to all my prayers! finally i am able to eat pumpkins and apples in a lush wilderness, home to man and beast alike!

anyway, this is the cover of a pamphlet they left in my door. discuss

Isn't that in violation of intellectual property? Scans?

 

[don_johnson]

hahahahahahah @ the photoshop, that was a good laugh

 

[Raziaar]

I completely cracked up laughing as soon as I saw page 2 and that photoshop edit.

 

[MiccyNarc]

I don't think you could ever photoshop that guy holding the koalas to be any more disturbing than what it is at the moment.

You = wrong

 

[don_johnson]

You = wrong

yep..
when i saw that ps, i was laughing out loud. i commend you

 

[Shamrock]

yep..
when i saw that ps, i was laughing out loud. i commend you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That photoshop is hilarious. I have to go with donny here and also thank you for that photoshop.

 

[Dekstar]

Isn't that in violation of intellectual property? Scans?

Do they believe in copyright? Look for a (C) somwhere on the brochure!

 

[MultiVaC]

I can't stand it when these people come to my door. One time I was expecting a friend to be a the door any minute so when I heard the doorbell ring I picked up my airsoft to point it at him as I opened the door to scare him. Unfortunately it wasn't my friend, it was Mormons. So there I was, holding these two Polynesian-looking Mormons at gunpoint. :|

 

[Raziaar]

I can't stand it when these people come to my door. One time I was expecting a friend to be a the door any minute so when I heard the doorbell ring I picked up my airsoft to point it at him as I opened the door to scare him. Unfortunately it wasn't my friend, it was Mormons. So there I was, holding these two Polynesian-looking Mormons at gunpoint. :|

Peepholes are your friend. In homes and in pervert clubs.

 

[Shamrock]

I can't stand it when these people come to my door. One time I was expecting a friend to be a the door any minute so when I heard the doorbell ring I picked up my airsoft to point it at him as I opened the door to scare him. Unfortunately it wasn't my friend, it was Mormons. So there I was, holding these two Polynesian-looking Mormons at gunpoint. :|

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is ****ing HILARIOUS.

 

[CptStern]

Petting a tiger ain't a great start.

no, but the finish is spectacular, what with the gnawing, and gnashing and the biting and the hey hey!

 

[Laivasse]

I would interpret this as a death threat, saying that the laughing freaks in the picture are Coming To Get You.

 

[JNightshade]

It looks like a pro-suicide flier o_0

 

[Adabiviak]

These just bring this religious group's complete misunderstanding of biology to front and center - at the very least, no concept of a food chain, and I don't even need to mention evolution. It's like heaven is some kind of divine aquarium.

 

[CrazyHarij]

i like how these pamphlets' pictures, in order to be politically correct, cram in every imaginable ethnic minority together in perfect harmony.

 

[Shamrock]

i like how these pamphlets' pictures, in order to be politically correct, cram in every imaginable ethnic minority together in perfect harmony.

Hahahahaha. There is an Indian in the background.

 

[sinkoman]

It's like heaven is some kind of divine aquarium.

Looks more like a petting zoo.

 

[don_johnson]

It looks like a pro-suicide flier o_0

hahhahahah
end your suffering
do it
:|