lube, set, GO

What's the difference in masturbation and sex, I wonder.
 
Halflife2.net's chance of developing prostate cancer is currently negative 24.76%. Good work guys!
 
Nice good work guys :thumbs:

time for a celebratory fap
 
I've already done it 3 times while this page loaded!
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I thought this was common knowledge :naughty:
 
well, im low risk for prostate cancer, but high risk for arthritis and heat stroke
 
AHA-Lambda said:
For your name xcellerate you really should get a faster internet connection ;)
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you went the complete opposite way you should have with that joke. It would of been funnier to imply that he has a T1 connection and he just ejaculates very fast...


way to ruin it :flame:
 
T1 connections aren't actually that fast guys... a single T1 is 1.544 mb/s ... most residential cable/dsl companies give you at least 4-8 if not more. Now, if you were talking about OC192 (9.6gb/s), THAT would be fast ;)
 
DreamThrall just raped, murdered, and deficated on the joke
 
dekstar said:
Halflife2.net's chance of developing prostate cancer is currently negative 24.76%. Good work guys!
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hl2.net faps so much that we're saving others from prostate cancer!
 
Pitz is always topless.

Just the way we like it :naughty:
 
You guys have never heard this before? This is really old news.
 
So old it smells like that odd bleach esque smell your parents get a wiff of every time they wash your undies.
 
Twice a day keeps the doctor away.

You can substitute any number to suit as well, and it still rhymes. 26 times a day keeps the doctor away ;)
 
So old it smells like that odd bleach esque smell your parents get a wiff of every time they wash your undies.
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Dood, mine has never smelled like Bleach.

I must get joo on meye fap dietk?
 
Unless you have really rough hands, it's not worth it IMO.

If you do, make sure you get the unscented kind, otherwise you smell like you just jacked off using an entire bottle of lotion. People will be embarrassed and disgusted because of you, while you sit there feeling embarrassed, thinking 'I wonder If anyone can smell it.' Yes, everyone knows what you've done.
 
If you guys need lube, review you're dry masterbation techniques;

First, you have skin on the shaft of the [Penor] that is able to roll up or down. Try wrapping your hand around you're shaft, holding a firm grip on this area, and lifting up then dropping down.

Even though lubrication is great, I find that it's usually something that's not needed. :)
 
Although prostate cancer has been reduced by 78%, research suggest wrist related injuries have skyrocketed 169%.
 
Although prostate cancer has been reduced by 78%, research suggest wrist related injuries have skyrocketed 1690%.
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Fixed. :D
 
Don't circumcised penises need some kind of lube for the wacky jacky?
 
I think so, not that I am an expert on that subject or anything *fixes collar*

oh wait this is hl2.net I can freely admit I am forgot for a minute there :D
 
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