My Dogs Do Cocaine.

[Dog--]

They are Druggies!

It's this stuff that comes from a place called, get this, "Rancho Coocamunga"! It is used to train Dogs how to sniff out drugs (Thats why my Mom bought it, To train my Dog to be a Narc), It is exacly like real cocaine, but specially made to have no addictive or harmful properties, Basicly, It's Harmless Cocaine! When my Mom takes my dog out to do some training, she puts it on the ground and takes my dog far away, and if my dog finds it my dog gets a Bone, but when my dog does find it, She sniffs it! MY DOG DOES DRUGS!!!!

I just thought this would be a funny story, What made me laugh the most, though, is the names of the maker of this stuff, Rancho Coocamunga! that cracks me up!

 

[Glirk Dient]

Hmm, cocaine with no addictive properties? Hmm, tell them you have a second dog...and send it all my way!

 

[little.rebel]

Who sniffs it? your dog or your mum?

 

[Beerdude26]

Who sniffs it? your dog or your mum?

HAHAHHAHAHAHA funniest thing of the week

 

[bvasgm]

Why's she train your dog to do that? She think you do cocaine?

 

[Shamrock]

They are Druggies!

It's this stuff that comes from a place called, get this, "Rancho Coocamunga"! It is used to train Dogs how to sniff out drugs (Thats why my Mom bought it, To train my Dog to be a Narc), It is exacly like real cocaine, but specially made to have no addictive or harmful properties, Basicly, It's Harmless Cocaine! When my Mom takes my dog out to do some training, she puts it on the ground and takes my dog far away, and if my dog finds it my dog gets a Bone, but when my dog does find it, She sniffs it! MY DOG DOES DRUGS!!!!

I just thought this would be a funny story, What made me laugh the most, though, is the names of the maker of this stuff, Rancho Coocamunga! that cracks me up!

Why is your mom training it? Seems a bit odd..

 

[Dog--]

My Mom is training my dog to find all kinds of drugs, she is even training the dog to be a rescue dog, for avalanches and stuff like that, she will go where needed (She will get a call or whatever if anyone needs a sniffer dog, For Example: Someone gets lost on in the woods, my dog will be called to find the person, and or persons body) also, the dog will sniff drugs on people, if the police don't have a dog available, they call my mom, who brings the dog, who sniffs the person for drugs...

 

[Murray_H]

http://hadji.sdf1.org/doggy.jpg

 

[Sloth]

Is she a cop, or just someone who like to train her dogs as back-up for the cops?

 

[Ennui]

i betcha it doesnt get you high either... it probably just is the same thing as cocaine but with no active ingredients, so no addiction, no harm, no high.

 

[ailevation]

That's tight. Doing that to your dog... most people's dogs are lazy n shit. Get those punks up and doing some active stuff!

Dogs are real heroes:cheers:

 

[Reaktor4]

narcs are ****s.

 

[Dog--]

My mom isn't a cop, She is a Certified dog trainer, She is training my dog for cops and rescue teams, But she's also doing it because she loves to train dogs, thats why she got the certificate in the first place, On the certificate it says "Master Trainer" And I think that is the highest trainer "Rank" you can get. My dog listens to almost anything you tell it, like sit, down, heel, ect., ect.

 

[ktimekiller]

Now i understand your name =D