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One time I was so sick I shit on the wall. True story!
I was just feeling horrible one morning, but was in kind of a stupor, so I got up in anyway and started to take a shower. While soaping myself up, I noticed that my stomach felt as tight as a drum. I pushed in a littleon my stomach, which was apparently the catalyst for the horror that happened next. I had the urgent need to vomit, so I ran out of the shower, naked and covered in soap, before literally HURLING my bile in a huge fountain of disgusting fluids.
The force of my heaving caused streams of diarrhea to shoot out my ass and dribble down the wall. It was horrible.
I was just feeling horrible one morning, but was in kind of a stupor, so I got up in anyway and started to take a shower. While soaping myself up, I noticed that my stomach felt as tight as a drum. I pushed in a littleon my stomach, which was apparently the catalyst for the horror that happened next. I had the urgent need to vomit, so I ran out of the shower, naked and covered in soap, before literally HURLING my bile in a huge fountain of disgusting fluids.
The force of my heaving caused streams of diarrhea to shoot out my ass and dribble down the wall. It was horrible.
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Greatgat said:
That sir, is the textbook definaition of TOO MUCH INFORMATION.
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NO! WOMEN DO NOT POOP!
(please don't shatter my worldviews D: )
(please don't shatter my worldviews D: )
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They do when they give birth sometimes too hahah
Nice little drunk story from me (salvaged from a now-mythical Wiki) :
ComradeBadger
*In Freshers week at university he managed to impress his new friends, by disappearing after British Sea Power's set at the student union bar only to reappear the next day at 11 wearing the same clothes as the night before. What transpired was thusly. On his way to a cashpoint ComradeBadger heroically passed out on the side of a nearby hill. He was awoken by a group of 3rd year students impressed by his partying abilities who prompty took him out for a night on the town. The group was eventually invited back to the flat of some random 1st year girls. Ended up drinking a lot and smoking a lot of weed, and sat on a wall outside the courts with a large number of new friends singing 'We're on the wall, we're on the wall' (to the tune of We're On The Ball) , Wonderwall and other wall-related classics. When the party broke up, he ended up in some girl's bedroom, and decided it would be rude not to sleep with her, so he did. When he awoke he still didn't know the girl's name and happily went home without this knowledge.
Nice little drunk story from me (salvaged from a now-mythical Wiki) :
ComradeBadger
*In Freshers week at university he managed to impress his new friends, by disappearing after British Sea Power's set at the student union bar only to reappear the next day at 11 wearing the same clothes as the night before. What transpired was thusly. On his way to a cashpoint ComradeBadger heroically passed out on the side of a nearby hill. He was awoken by a group of 3rd year students impressed by his partying abilities who prompty took him out for a night on the town. The group was eventually invited back to the flat of some random 1st year girls. Ended up drinking a lot and smoking a lot of weed, and sat on a wall outside the courts with a large number of new friends singing 'We're on the wall, we're on the wall' (to the tune of We're On The Ball) , Wonderwall and other wall-related classics. When the party broke up, he ended up in some girl's bedroom, and decided it would be rude not to sleep with her, so he did. When he awoke he still didn't know the girl's name and happily went home without this knowledge.
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clarky003 said:
Im assuming theres a story behind this one?
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