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I've jerked off on public transportation before. With people onboard.
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.
How? The wax is way too hot to drink as a fluid.
I'm terrified of any bipedal robot that's human-sized or larger. Actual terrified.
-Angry Lawyer
Like that one in robocop, where they're demonstrating it and it kills everyone... hehe
My parents exposed me to that damn film at a really young age.
Terminator didn't really frighten me, though, because the machines are passable as human.
-Angry Lawyer
How? The wax is way too hot to drink as a fluid.
I pooped a Cornish Game Hen.
I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
I've never played a musical instrument.
Like, not even just messing around, picking something up and playing. I've never done it.
I killed a man with a trident!
Not even the ones in Metal Gear Solid 4? The moo-ing's gotta take the scary factor down a few notches.I'm terrified of any bipedal robot that's human-sized or larger. Actual terrified.
-Angry Lawyer
I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.
I ATE A BIG RED CANDLE!I killed a man with a trident!
You don't know what you're missing out on. Get a bongo or somethingI've never played a musical instrument.
Like, not even just messing around, picking something up and playing. I've never done it.
:OI don't know if this is humorous, but I hate my ears being touched. Seriously. I ****ing flip.
I **** CHILDREN!!l!!
D:
DOOOOOO EEEET
I bet you shoot lasers out of them, right?I have different colour eyes, well they are both blue but the right one is half orange as well.
I've been arrested twice![]()
Both for doing STUPID STUPID things..
He said stupid things.Let me guess. Public sex and..... more public sex.
Spam post deleted. Pwnt.I've NEVER posted in a spam thread.......
*4000 returns deleted*
until now!
I'v tasted my own jizzum.