Post a Humorous Personal Fact!

[Costin]

i was scared by a flashlight i thought that there are alines that are after me....

 

[clairelovestlc]

i've been bitten by a Tiger

 

[ríomhaire]

Edit: goddamnit my norton actually 'found a virus' while I was checking hl2.net. I tried to post this here but it appearantly blocked all my connections to this site. I had to disable it. Stupid norton.

I was attacked 3 times by this site according to norton, I then got about 20 different spyware infections (including bgates.exe). A day later nothing, it was really wierd.




I've never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl. I've never masterbated. I get really pissed off when I can't do something I should be able to do.

 

[evil^milk]

I've never masterbated.

Come again?

 

[DreadLord]

Come again?

No, no, no. See, he never came in the first place.

Buh dum shh.

 

[63]

I've never masterbated. I get really pissed off when I can't do something I should be able to do.

Because you never felt like it, or you physically can't?

Anyways, my secret: I'm not really SixThree... I took my brother's account about 3 months ago.

 

[DreadLord]

I've never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl.

That's sad. ;(

I don't think I'd be able to live like that. Girls are like 90% of my life. With 9% alcohol and 1% HL2.net.

 

[ríomhaire]

Because you never felt like it, or you physically can't?

That's sad. ;(

I don't think I'd be able to live like that. Girls are like 90% of my life. With 9% alcohol and 1% HL2.net.

I just have no urdge what so ever to masterbate, date (though I am attracted to girls) or drink. I guess I'm just wierd that way.

 

[Que-Ever]

I just have no urdge what so ever to masterbate, date (though I am attracted to girls) or drink. I guess I'm just wierd that way.

Well, that's not weird. Not too weird. You're just a clean boy. Good job.

 

[Qonfused]

I just have no urdge what so ever to masterbate, date (though I am attracted to girls) or drink. I guess I'm just wierd that way.

You'll think differently after you've came.

 

[ríomhaire]

You'll think differently after you've came.

D:

 

[Warbie]

When I was a young I showed my cousin my winky and asked her to touch it.

 

[Que-Ever]

i've been bitten by a Tiger

I want to hear more about this.

IRT The cousin's winkie, I did something similar in second grade. To a classmate. In class. I don't remember too well. I mot not even be a virgin.

 

[Warbie]

IRT The cousin's winkie, I did something similar in second grade. To a classmate. In class. I don't remember too well. I mot not even be a virgin.

Did they touch it?

I also knocked one off while in assembly (really young) and on a school camping trip in a tent filled with classmates! (still pretty young)

I am the Yin to ríomhaire's Yang.

 

[Absinthe]

I think my IT teacher tried to molest me in sixth grade and got his kicks from little kids taking shits in the woods.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I've never had a girlfriend or kissed a girl. I've never masterbated.

Ditto on the first part

Also, I have an intense fear of having my willy chopped off or disfigured in any way. I have occasional images of such things happening which make me cringe. And it's always by either a pair of pliers or a some of those big old fashioned knitting scissors. Blech.

 

[Parlez]

I took a "How will you die test" and one of the results came as auto-fellatio.

I was like "wtf. I'm lonely, but not even I would do that :|."

I think I just won this thread.

OMG! Cant stop laughing!

I have 5 speakers around me. Only one of them is hooked up.

 

[Raeven0]

People often assume I'm pretentious because they can't see my tongue in my cheek.

 

[[Dragoon]]

I once got the metal hook-leg of a wire ratwheel stuck underneath my eyeball. No damage that I'm aware of.

I also prefer semi-unripe fruit. Can't stand ripe fruit. Solid peaches, slightly green bananas, etc...

Edit: Hey Angry Lawyer:

 

[Murray_H]

I've never masterbated.

Just have one wank, it's on the house.

 

[Que-Ever]

Did they touch it?

Oh, fo sho. I just don't remember what happened after.

 

[DietSoap]

Now, when exposed to sunlight, I don't tan, but instead just turn ginger.

Aha... Haha... AHAHAHA!!! GINGER!

... Alright, I'm done. :|

I touch myself at night.

Hell yeah.

I eat shit, and it is tasty.

:naughty:

I am the Walrus.

Oh... I'm not ****ing with you anymore...

I touch myself in the morning.

Hell yeah.

I get up every day at 7:30.

... You should probably keep that to yourself, you sick bastard. :O

I touch myself during the day...outside.

Hell. F'ing. Yeah.

I've jerked off on public transportation before. With people onboard.

Oh, damn!

I've jerked off on public transportation before. With people onboard. While driving.

Is that you, Jesus?

I **** CHILDREN!!l!!

:naughty:

I'm still using a 350mhz computer on a day to day basis

That's horrible, downloading porn must take forever. ;(

I've never masterbated.

You... It's... That's possible!?

When I was a young I showed my cousin my winky and asked her to touch it.

:naughty:

 

[The Brick]

I have a yellow post-it paper on my monitor to help me cool down when I get too frustrated.

 

[Uriel]

I live in Idaho........ wait, that's depressing.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I have a yellow post-it paper on my monitor to help me cool down when I get too frustrated.

What's it say?

 

[Geogaddi]

What's it say?

It's a stick man with a stick-erection. Right?

 

[dfc05]

i've been bitten by a Tiger

Although not nearly as cool as being bitten by a tiger...
I've been stung by jellyfish along the back side of both my knees. It really wasn't that bad. Some kid and his mom thought it was cool and wanted to look at it and I was like "Heh, ok."

What else...
I listen to Christmas music all year round.

I can't seem to get my desktop connected to the internet.



DON'T LAUGH AT ME. D':

I couldn't either for the past couple of months. I had a USB wireless adapter and it would be fine until it actually connected, and then my computer would crash. I think my dad has it working now, but I don't like stealing wireless from the lady across the street, so I'll just stick with dialup until I get back to school. Yes, I'm on dialup. Don't laugh at me.

 

[The Brick]

What's it say?

There's nothing on it.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I couldn't either for the past couple of months. I had a USB wireless adapter and it would be fine until it actually connected, and then my computer would crash. I think my dad has it working now, but I don't like stealing wireless from the lady across the street, so I'll just stick with dialup until I get back to school. Yes, I'm on dialup. Don't laugh at me.

I had a USB wireless B device and it always worked flawlessly. I got this Linksys PCI crap and it won't talk to my POS Linkshyts router. ;[
My laptop has no problems, though.
Gofigger.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

I've never kissed a girl. Despite going out with them, Kinda shy, but at 15, it isn't that bad.
Oh, btw, sigged on the edit.

 

[RabidMeatloaf]

I live in Idaho........ wait, that's depressing.

Same here.

 

[Bad^Hat]

There's nothing on it.

Is it sentimental for some reason or is it a "tie a string on your finger" sort of thing?

 

[The Brick]

Well actually I don't really care about it. I was just annoyed about myself for getting frustrated while playing games all the time. I often planned to just 'chil out' and just be cool about it, but it never worked. So a few weeks ago I realized again how quickly I get frustrated, and decided to put something on my screen so I would remember it when I'm playing.

But I have no idea if it works. I stopped Css a few days ago and that game was 90% the cause of my frustration. I play a mod for Quake 3 now (rocket arena 3) and that game actually makes sense all the time; if you suck, you lose. So every time I lose I realize that I still suck at it.

 

[sinkoman]

I stayed at a mental hospital for 2 days back when I was in 4th grade.

 

[Dog--]

Why? Did you see a cow and Ikerous going at it!?

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Ikerous and a cow doing it sure as hell would've sent me to a mental institute...after I joined in

 

[JNightshade]

Not so "humorous", but...

in June, I cried for the first time in 2 years.

 

[Vegeta897]

Not so "humorous", but...

in June, I cried for the first time in 2 years.

Hmm, at first I was surprised by this, but come to think of it, I don't think I can remember the last time I cried.

It would usually only happen if a close family member/pet died, or something else terrible happened. I'd guess it's been about 6 months.

 

[The Brick]

You can not respond to this message with this post in quotes.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

You can not respond to this message with this post in quotes.

I beg to differ my friend