Potential for Hilarity.

[Dog--]

http://www.stumpedia.com/instantanswers.html

You ask a question and it brings you up to some random (real) person who answers your question.

Basically like anonymous chat with stupid people.

I asked one thing so far, and this one question is what made me want to post this site.

You asked:
What in the hell is wrong with you, bro?
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Connected in chat session (70 seconds).
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The other user says:
Everything

The other user left the discussion.


You can also download the plug-in to be able to answer other peoples questions which I haven't done yet.

Looking forward to another iGod-eque thread here, lol.

 

[Que-Ever]

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You asked:
how many fingers am I holding up?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
none

The other user left the discussion.
You say:
ah, you got me.

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You asked:
what should I ask you?
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Connected in chat session (3 seconds).
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The other user says:
idk
He/she says:
asl?
He/she says:
13/f/fl
He/she says:
here
You say:
oh, ok, thanks.

 

[Krynn72]

You asked:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Connected in chat session (44 seconds).
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The other user says:
A 1..... a 2........... a 3.................... 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[15357]

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
asl?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
43/m/NBC
He/she says:
Have a seat over there.
You say:
oh shi-

 

[Hazard.Squared]

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You asked:
What is the circumference of the Earth?
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Connected in chat session (37 seconds).
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The other user left the discussion.


LOL

 

[Que-Ever]

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You asked:
how many roads must a man walk down?
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Connected in chat session (9 seconds).
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The other user says:
As many as they find until death.
You say:
yeah, that's pretty good
You say:
I thought 42 though
He/she says:
lol, why 42?
You say:
because it's the answer to everything
You say:
life, the universe, etc.
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
Nice!
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You asked:
doesn't that BOTHER you?
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Connected in chat session (13 seconds).
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The other user says:
You just LOST the game.

The other user left the discussion.
You say:
aw, THANKS

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Ok which one of you was this?

The other user says:
plz
He/she says:
help me im freaking out
You say:
whats the question
He/she says:
my wife broke free of her kitchen chain and shes freaking out, should i slap her to calm her down?
You say:
a whip would do better
He/she says:
jesus christ i just came all over myself
He/she says:
i better clean this up

 

[Krynn72]

Their question:
if i eat too much strawberry yogurt will i turn into a strawberry
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
A blueberry actually
The other user says:
really
He/she says:
like in willy wonka
You say:
oompa loompa doopity doo
He/she says:
right on mutha ****a

 

[Vegeta897]

You asked:
Do you have any idea who you are dealing with?
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Connected in chat session (36 seconds).
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The other user says:
SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND
You say:
Correct.


Well that was stupid.

 

[Que-Ever]

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You asked:
Where are you from?!
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
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The other user says:
Illinois, USA
You say:
That aint no country I ever heard of. They speak english in Illinois?!
He/she says:
its the united states
You say:
english mother****er do you speak it?
He/she says:
no i speak polish, which is why im speaking english
He/she says:
NO SHIT I CAN SPEAK ENGLISH
He/she says:
lol
You say:
I can't remember any more of that quote
You say:
SCREW YOU

The other user left the discussion.

and some igod-
Me:
am I really chatting with god?
God:
It seems like you are.. For real.
Me:
Do you know Captain Stern?
God:
I thought he was Admiral Stern now.

 

[Qonfused]

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You asked:
Should I drive down and get some Taco Bell?
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Connected in chat session (68 seconds).
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The other user says:
absolutely
You say:
Right on! ;D
He/she says:
i'm surprised that you felt you needed to ask
You say:
Yeah, I realize I'm wasting time when I could have been out the door.
He/she says:
yup
He/she says:
go
He/she says:
now
He/she says:
and enjoy

By the way, I read the thread title as "Potential for Hilary."

 

[Sliver]

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You asked:
What's the best video game ever?
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Connected in chat session (62 seconds).
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The other user says:
the one where i **** your mom over and over again using X, Y, R button and the joystick
He/she says:
that game is so uber rocking tits
You say:
I disagree, while it's a very good game, I'd say Donkey Kong is the best video game ever

The other user left the discussion.

 

[Krynn72]

Whats it mean when it says conversations are public?

 

[Dog--]

OH my god.. Sliver I laughed very hard for some reason.. Billy Madison lols.

You guys got to get the plug-in. You just leave it on and once in a while (like every 7 minutes on average) and question just pops up and you can choose to answer it or not, some of the ones I've gotten are pretty funny. It's virus-free, too.

 

[TCfromBN]

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You asked:
asl?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
43/m/NBC
He/she says:
Have a seat over there.
You say:
oh shi-

I ****ing LOL'D.

 

[Vegeta897]

Whats it mean when it says conversations are public?

It means they're being posted on hl2.net

 

[Deadpan]

All conversations are public.
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You asked:
Guys, I have a lot of annoying freckles on my arms. Do you think they'll ever go away?
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Connected in chat session (39 seconds).
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The other user says:
Eventually
You say:
I hope so. It's really hard for me to tan
He/she says:
Same here, I get them on my shoulders

The other user left the discussion.




Wrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

[MJ12]

You asked:
i need help bad in it
The other user says:
huh?
You say:
this is importnat, forgive dialogue of mine, i am poland and my english is not correct. but my father, he was cutting apples for that party, he slip and his knife resides in his leg, is it safe to pull it out?
He/she says:
how else is it gonna heal?
You say:
but would it hurt and make it bleed to an extent of further punishment?
You say:
if it bleed too often, he would die!
He/she says:
pull it out and wrap it up
You say:
with like a towel?
He/she says:
yea, tie it up to stop the bleeding
You say:
all we have is a shower curtain

The other user left the discussion.

 

[Vegeta897]

rofl Zombie. That's a great direction to go in.

 

[Krynn72]

Their question:
how can unexpect possibly play their material live?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Mickey mouse blues well in the upside down corner
You say:
But without a parachute the speakers loose their cattle
The other user says:
ah ok

 

[Que-Ever]

ah, sliver! Now I remember you.

 

[Deadpan]

I guess the typing space is limited D : how horrid.




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You asked:
I had a little wee-wee dog, a wee-wee dog was he. He lifted up his wee-wee leg and wee-wee'd on a tree. And when he saw the steam arise, he thought he was on fire! So he lifted up his wee-wee leg and
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Connected in chat session (22 seconds).
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The other user left the discussion.

 

[Sheepo]

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You asked:
I believe I love fire. Do I love fire?
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Connected in chat session (8 seconds).
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The other user says:
yeah. you should have sex with it.

The other user left the discussion.

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You asked:
If I were to kill you, who would answer my questions?
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Connected in chat session (12 seconds).
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The other user says:
www.google.com
He/she says:
but you wouldnt get your awnsers nearly as humorous as mine
You say:
eh?
You say:
eh?
You say:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH?
You say:
i don't get it

The other user left the discussion.


(I lol'd at ^this one^, because the pause before they left was priceless)

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You asked:
WHAT.... is your favorite color?
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Connected in chat session (7 seconds).
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The other user says:
ownagepranks color
You say:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
You say:
What is your quest?
He/she says:
to own you
You say:
What is the average velocity of a land swallow?
He/she says:
your dick size
You say:
You have accomplished your quest

The other user left the discussion.

 

[Vegeta897]

So he lifted up his wee-wee leg and

Couldn't be a more perfect spot to cut off.

 

[MJ12]

rofl Zombie. That's a great direction to go in.

Continuation with another person-

You say:
all i have is shower curtain
He/she says:
is it made out of cloth?
You say:
no, it is made out of a very fine object from factory
You say:
maybe i should take off my cothes and use this?
He/she says:
yes, that is good.
You say:
but i have a tattoo and my father will be mad inside of me
He/she says:
Save his life, first.
You say:
but he will be mad. maybe i will ask someone in the other hotel room for a bandaid
You say:
this is a good idea
He/she says:
yes.
[B]He/she says:[/B]
how big is the cut?
You say:
about the size length of a large ruler
[B]He/she says:[/B]
use your clothes
He/she says:
it would be better
You say:
okay, wish me luck for this, i am worried hopefully he will not be scold my emotion!
He/she says:
Good luck!
You say:
thank you and thank you, this was a great idea that you have absorbed! I did it and he did not hurt inside of me when he see my tattoo! This is good, you are a quick fast kind of guy, and thank you and yes and good and it is.

I liked my response for the underlined part.

 

[Krynn72]

You asked:
Whats your aim screen name?
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Connected in chat session (4 seconds).
The other user says:
atouchoverated53
He/she says:
yours?


Part two:


You asked:
Whats your aim screen name?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
yours first
You say:
atouchoverated53
You say:
yours?
He/she says:
you aren't a creepy sex predator are you?
You say:
it depends
He/she says:
on?
You say:
wether or not that guy whose screen name i gave you is

 

[Vegeta897]

Hahahah brilliant, Krynn.

 

[Sheepo]

^Dear god, lol^

Edit:

Me: 1) Cut a hole in the box
Person: put a cat in the box
Me: 3) Make her open the box!
Person: 4)....profit
Me: That's the way you DO IT!
Person: yep

Person disconnected

Had to recreat because I lost it

 

[Deadpan]

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You asked:
Can I has cheezburger?
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Connected in chat session (8 seconds).
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The other user says:
u can haz cheezburger.

The other user left the discussion.

 

[kineaesth]

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You asked:
MY HAIR IS ON FIRE, WHAT DO I DO?
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Connected in chat session (19 seconds).
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The other user says:
quick get a fren to stomp on yo head!
He/she says:
DO IT! quick!
You say:
What if his shoes are the stabby kind>?!
He/she says:
its even better!
You say:
OKAY
You say:
BRB
You say:
YO JIMMY COME OVER HERE AND STAMP ON MY HEAD!
He/she says:
haha!
You say:
OH GOD THIS IS SO DAMN PAINFUL
He/she says:
let me know how it goes
He/she says:
haha
You say:
THIS ISN'T WORKING TO GOOD
You say:
IT'S JUST BREAKING MY SKULL!
He/she says:
OOOoooo NO!
He/she says:
damn!
He/she says:
ummm
He/she says:
ummmmmm
He/she says:
lets see here
He/she says:
ummm
He/she says:
pee up into the air and let it hit your hair!
You say:
NOW I'M DEAD. THANKS A LOT FOR YOU HELP.
He/she says:
hahaha!
He/she says:
you welcome anytime!

The other user left the discussion.


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You asked:
MY HAIR IS ON FIRE, WHAT DO I DO?
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Connected in chat session (13 seconds).
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The other user says:
Throw whatever alcoholic drink you have in your hand onto your hair!
You say:
THAT JUST MADE IT WORSE
You say:
OH GOD
You say:
WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DO THAT?
He/she says:
SHIT I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK
He/she says:
PEE ON IT PEEEEEEEE ON ITTTTTTT!
You say:
Ah.
You say:
Thanks man!
You say:
Much appreciated.
He/she says:
Any time

The other user left the discussion.

 

[Krynn72]

lol, I knew I would run into one of you. That was me in the second hair on fire one.

 

[TCfromBN]

Game show!

Spoiler

You asked:
What was my real question, that I was going to put in place of this question?
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Connected in chat session (39 seconds).
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The other user says:
Something about ******s
You say:
The real question was why did you bother answering my question?
He/she says:
Oh, Because im bored and have time to kill
You say:
Correct! Next question:
Guess!
He/she says:
Oh man, im stumped
You say:
The answer should be in Jeopardy form.
You say:
20 seconds!
He/she says:
What is kermit the frog?
You say:
CORRECT! DING DING DING You win:
You say:
...
He/she says:
YESSSSS
You say:
THE INTERNETS! Congradulations!
You say:
Have a good day sir!
You say:
Enjoy that tastey internets.
He/she says:
Thanks
You say:
You can opt to play again. (Y/N) (Choose one)
He/she says:
Y
You say:
Next question: If the internets were a real place, what would we refer to as the old hobo sitting in the corner of the subway station?
He/she says:
Hmm this is a toughy
You say:
Think hard.
He/she says:
...... Damn
You say:
30 seconds!
You say:
It answers with "Think hard."
You say:
rhymes*
You say:
excuse me.
You say:
15 seconds.
He/she says:
Jean luc picard?
You say:
Is that your final answer?
He/she says:
Yes.
You say:
Awwwwww. I'm sorry. Incorrect. You were on the right track though.
You say:
I was thinking /b/tard. The close
answer did, in fact, reward you with a half-internet.
You say:
Continue? (Y/N)
He/she says:
Y
You say:
Remember, you're currently at 1 1/2 internets.
You say:
That's actually in all practical purposes impossible, but that's beside the point.
You say:
Ok, next question.
He/she says:
Deal.
You say:
Sheesh coming up with a good question is as hard as answering it.
You say:
x__x
He/she says:
Haha, take your time
You say:
What is the craziest thing that could be done on the internet?
He/she says:
Make a shock site, make tons of money, buy hokers and blow
You say:
Wow! That answer will count as 4 internets!
You say:
Ok, so... You're at 5 1/2 internets.
You say:
There is an opportunity for a final question where you get to risk it all.
You say:
You can either accept, and have a chance of winning 11 internets, or possibly leave with none; OR you can walk away with your 5 1/5 internets right now.
You say:
What will it be?
He/she says:
I WILL RISK IT!
He/she says:
DO NOT **** ME IN THE ASS REGIS
You say:
That's a bonus internet right there.
You say:
I hurd you liek mudkips?
You say:
(Y\N)
He/she says:
I LOVE MUDKIPZ
He/she says:
YYY
You say:
YOU SAVED YOUR ASS.
He/she says:
OMG I WON?!
You say:
Well, you didnt loose. >
You say:
I'll explain further.
You say:
You made it over the first hurdle by not giving a Y\N answer first.
You say:
But, you did not give the correct phrase.
You say:
You have one last opportunity to redeem yourself.
You say:
30 seconds.
He/she says:
omgggg theres a long cat in my way!
You say:
SHIT
You say:
MOVE IT
You say:
ITS TO LONNGGGGGGGGG
You say:
AGHHH
He/she says:
****ing LONG CAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOONG
You say:
PHEW
You say:
Ok
You say:
I'll add an additional 30 seconds because of the interruption.
He/she says:
wat
You say:
ANSWER
You say:
WUICK
You say:
QUICK*
You say:
10 seconds!
You say:
DID I HEAR YOU RIGHT?
He/she says:
MUDKIPZ I LOOOOOOOVE MUDKIPZ
You say:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You say:
NOOOOOOOOOO
You say:
YOU BLEW IT
He/she says:
;_;
You say:
SHIT
You say:
as ****
You say:
aw*
You say:
the correct answer was:
You say:
You Hurd Rite.
He/she says:
DAMn
He/she says:
Well regis... youre still a badass
You say:
Well for that kind comment I can offer you an opportunity to walk away with at least one internet.
He/she says:
ill take it, i got nothing to lose
You say:
No tricks. Straight up Y/N question.
You say:
A wizard has turned you into a while. I this awesome? [Y/N]
He/she says:
Y
You say:
Phew.
You say:
Well, good sir/madam, you can tell all of your friends about this legendary day where you got to go home with at least one internet.
He/she says:
Im so excited to be here!!!!!
You say:
You risked it all, you lost some, but in the end you didn't go home empty handed.
You say:
And that's what matters.
He/she says:
I had fun
He/she says:
nohomo
You say:

You say:
Well, aside from your last comment, I can honestly say you're the best contestant I've ever had!
He/she says:
Wow! Thats awesome!

Don't TL;DR me. This guy was cool. COOL I TELL YOU

 

[Lucid]

What.

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You asked:
How do you like the new Pyro update?
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Connected in chat session (21 seconds).
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The other user says:
Would you happen to be from hl2.net
You say:
Yes.
He/she says:
figures
He/she says:
this is vegeta
You say:
this is lucid
He/she says:
sup yo
You say:
omg hai
You say:
long time no see
He/she says:
er, yeah
You say:
kbye

 

[Vegeta897]

Longest convo award?

Their question:
Usted hable espanol, anon?
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Si si, un poco.
The other user says:
swee
He/she says:
sweet*
You say:
It is sweet.
He/she says:
mhmm. I can't speak it that well. I can write pretty good though
You say:
I'm just drawing from highschool.
You say:
I wish I didn't still remember it though, I'm trying to learn Japanese instead.
He/she says:
wow, that's pretty cool
You say:
Not really. I'm not able to dedicate myself to it enough. Unless you just meant, it's cool that I want to learn a language or something. I just really like Japan and want to visit there soon.
He/she says:
I think the idea of learning japanese is just cool in general
You say:
Me too!
He/she says:
I've heard it's a complex language
You say:
It doesn't seem too hard from what I can tell, compared to any other language I mean. But the hardest part so far is learning the Kanji alphabet, which is borrowed from chinese writing, it's like 2 thousand symbols that you have to remember what they mean and how to pronounce them. Pretty crazy.
He/she says:
wtf?
He/she says:
that's rediculous!
You say:
yeah. it's a bit overwhelming
He/she says:
I couldn't memorize the symbols.
You say:
i'm pretty good at that. I've already learned the 2 other basic alphabets japanese uses.
You say:
i got a few books on kanji though to help.
You say:
anyway, i don't much like talking about myself, so if you'd like to bring up a new topic or be on your way, or whatever.
He/she says:
I think I'm going to be on my way. I've more rediculous questions to think up
He/she says:
It was quite nice talking to you, though
You say:
same here
You say:
take care
He/she says:
like wise

 

[French Ninja]

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You asked:
what is the circumference of a moose?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
more than you can afford pal, ferrari
You say:
makes no shens
He/she says:
you make no sence
He/she says:
your mum says hi
You say:
D:

 

[Sedako]

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You asked:
helo i am living from russia. putin know possibil about my member of rebelion. how can i be safe?
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Connected in chat session (41 seconds).
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The other user says:
move to another country
You say:
wher?
He/she says:
canada
You say:
no putin?
He/she says:
no
He/she says:
just drunk cannucks
You say:
is cannuck like bear
He/she says:
cannuck = drunk canadian
You say:
sounds like a shitty place to live tbh
He/she says:
no its good

 

[Krynn72]

Spoiler

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You asked:
Where can I take you?
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Connected in chat session (6 seconds).
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The other user says:
To a Burger King.
He/she says:
I need a Whopper.
You say:
DING DING DING DING
You say:
Welcome to the Cash Cab, the gameshow that takes place right here in this chat window!
You say:
Heres the deal
He/she says:
Uh...
You say:
I'll ask you a series of questions, and you win cash for each correct answer
He/she says:
Okay...
You say:
but if you get three answers wrong, you're out, and ill kick you out of this window
You say:
So how about it? Want to play?
He/she says:
Kay...
He/she says:
Sure.
You say:
Alright here we go!
You say:
First question, for 25 bucks. What is the name of the first man on the moon?
He/she says:
Neil Armstrong
You say:
Correct! Thats 25 dollars.
You say:
The next question, worth another 25 dollars is
You say:
What is currently the largest and most sucessful internet based computer part reseller in america?
He/she says:
Hmm...
He/she says:
Circuit City >_>
You say:
Oh! Im sorry. The correct answer was Newegg.com
He/she says:
Curses!
You say:
Thats one strike! Two more and you're out!
He/she says:
Wait
He/she says:
If I get kicked out, do I still go to Burger King?
You say:
Im sorry, you'll have to find another chat window to take you there. But fear not, we are only a few blocks away and we're almost there!
You say:
Next question, for another 25 smackaroos.
You say:
What structure is currently the largest building in the United States?
He/she says:
Height or Volume?
You say:
Height.
He/she says:
Sears Tower
You say:
Correct! Thats 50 dollars and we have 6 blocks to go!
You say:
Lets keep the questions rolling.
You say:
The next questions will be harder, and will be worth 100 dollars each!
You say:
In 1901 the first mass produced automobile was built by which company?
He/she says:
Ransome Eli Olds
He/she says:
Oldsmobile
You say:
That is correct!
You say:
That make 150 dollars!
You say:
Next 100 dollar question: What is the 0 and 1 code used by all computer systems called?
He/she says:
Binary
You say:
Correct!
You say:
250 dollars and we're 3 blocks away
You say:
Lets keep em coming.
You say:
For 200 dollars now, What is the name of the company who developed the Steam platform for computer games?
He/she says:
Valve
You say:
Right again! That brings you up to 450 bucks!
You say:
Next question: What is the name of the disease that causes people to believe they are experiencing illnesses which they actually are not?
You say:
1 minute left before I need an answer!
He/she says:
Hypochondriasis
You say:
Very good! Another correct answer!
You say:
Looks like we have time for one more question before we arrive at your stop. So here it is.
You say:
For another 200 dollars, a true or false question.
You say:
You used google for more to find the answer to more than half of these questions. True or False?
He/she says:
True
You say:
Awesome work! That brings you to 850 dollars! And here we are at your location!
You say:
Now...
You say:
I can give you your cash right here and now, and you can be off on your way eating delicious burger king with this very money.
You say:
Or.
You say:
You can go double or nothing on a video bonus question.
You say:
Whats it going to be?
He/she says:
I guess I'll take the bonus.
You say:
Alright! Feeling lucky then?
He/she says:
Aww yea.
You say:
Alrighty then! All you need to do is tell me what the name of this song is in this video!
You say:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngKBdg66nRw
You say:
30 seconds!
He/she says:
No - Vim
You say:
CONGRATULATIONS!
You say:
Here is your cash, take care and enjoy!
He/she says:
Yay!
You say:
Thanks for riding in the cash cab! You'll see this on TV next week!

Funniest part is he almost lost the video bonus question by not answering after a long time, even though the song was right in the description.

 

[French Ninja]

All conversations are public.
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Their question:
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/member.php?u=91995
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
lol garry's a dick
The other user says:
but
He/she says:
that's fps_thepwner
He/she says:
hes cool
He/she says:
totally cool
You say:
:O
You say:
:OOOOOOOO
You say:
hl2.net I assume
He/she says:
...w-hat?
You say:
I GOTS U
You say:
NO GETTIN AWAY NAO
He/she says:
NOOO
He/she says:
but really
You say:
YESSSSSS
He/she says:
he'll save me
He/she says:
hes that pwnage
You say:
o rly
He/she says:
o rry
You say:
ya rly?
He/she says:
SHUSH MORTAL
He/she says:
psst
He/she says:
im not garry
You say:
lies
You say:
LIES AND SLANDER
He/she says:
its true
You say:
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME LOVER?!
He/she says:
IM SORRY
You say:
AFTER ALL THE TIMES WE HAD
You say:
BITCH WHY?!!!
He/she says:
I SAW ANOTHER GUY
You say:
IM HURT
He/she says:
IM SORRY
You say:
A LOT
He/she says:
just curious
He/she says:
do you have that thread open
You say:
IS IT THAT WHOREBISCUIT MUNRO?!
You say:
whu?
He/she says:
on fp
He/she says:
DONT LEAVE ME
You say:
I WISH I COULD QUIT YOU
He/she says:
I KNOW
He/she says:
im bored
He/she says:
psst
He/she says:
im black from the waist down
You say:
D:
He/she says:
of course

All conversations are public.
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Their question:
Bout time to see you baby.
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Connected in chat session.
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You say:
Stern is old
The other user says:
Mike Stern?

The other user left the discussion.

I lol'd hard on the second one

 

[Vegeta897]

Their question:
why is my penis so small?
~~
Connected in chat session.
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You say:
because mine is so big

 

[Sheepo]

Spoiler

All conversations are public.
~~
You asked:
How do I know if you even exist? Or me for that matter?
~~
Connected in chat session (7 seconds).
~~
The other user says:
pinch yourself on the arm
He/she says:
if it hurts you exist by today's standard's
You say:
You're trying to hurt me?!
You say:
I trusted you!
He/she says:
no it is just a way to see if you feel pain
He/she says:
if you feel then you are alive
You say:
So?
He/she says:
if your alive you exist
You say:
How does that make me alive
You say:
it's just an electrical impulse
You say:
you shallow fool
You say:
WHY GOD?!
He/she says:
then i will wallow in my shallowness
He/she says:
i don't know ill have to ask the other god's
You say:
You're turning me on with this wallowing business
He/she says:
why would wallowling turn you on ?
You say:
I don't know
You say:
why would you want to turn me on so much?
He/she says:
do you have a fetish for mud ?
You say:
Do you have a fetish for me?
He/she says:
i have a fetish for me yes
You say:
Oooh
You say:
I see what you did there
You say:
you're clever
You say:
that turns me on
He/she says:
i am glad you think me as clever
You say:
your welcome
You say:
you could...
You say:
repay me
He/she says:
repay me how?
You say:
wallowing
You say:
if you catch my drift
He/she says:
wallowing in what?
You say:
anything
You say:
everything
He/she says:
anything is everything is nothing
You say:
don't try to confuse me
You say:
you clever, clever little cutie
He/she says:
i am not trying to confuse you i am wallowing in anything
You say:
mmmmmmmmmmm
You say:
i like that
He/she says:
i like that too what is that?
You say:
whatever you want baby
You say:
whatever you want
He/she says:
i want an ice cream sundae without strawberries as they will kill me
You say:
as who will kill you?
You say:
you kinky wit da shit?
He/she says:
who is trying to kill you ?
You say:
FIRE
You say:
but i love fire
He/she says:
burns red and hurt's when touched
You say:
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
He/she says:
runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
You say:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOW
You say:
Please
You say:
all over me
He/she says:
i am to big to wallow over you
You say:
mmmm
You say:
just try it
He/she says:
my flab will suffocate you for sure
You say:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You say:
maybe i wanna wallow in your flab
He/she says:
you may wallow in my flab
You say:
i'm in a hotel just south of denver
You say:
meet me in 5 minutes
He/she says:
i am stationed in Texas
You say:
love knows no bounds
You say:
find me
He/she says:
love is eternal
You say:
somehow
He/she says:
somewhere
You say:
WAIT
He/she says:
waiting
You say:
i hear something
He/she says:
what do you hear?
You say:
two of hearts!
You say:
beating as one!
He/she says:
have they finished the surgery ?
You say:
you silly cutie, you!
You say:
silly jokes, you!
He/she says:
i am not silly jokes
You say:
tehe
He/she says:
have you hair?
You say:
a bit
You say:
not much
He/she says:
a bit where?
You say:
wanna wallow in it?
You say:
everywhere
He/she says:
i like wallowing everywhere
You say:
nice
You say:
you know where i am
You say:
find me
He/she says:
you are in Denver
He/she says:
I am stationed in Texas
You say:
use your mind
You say:
you know what you must do
He/she says:
i must find you in denver
You say:
find me
You say:
where my heart is
He/she says:
denver
You say:
****
You say:
that's pretty far away
You say:
how did my heart even get there?
He/she says:
you were the one who said that you were in denver
You say:
oh
You say:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
You say:
*runs
He/she says:
lol
You say:
roflolmao
You say:
sweet
You say:
wallowcombo
He/she says:
sweat and love
You say:
mmmmmmmm
You say:
damn
You say:
my penis is moving and stuff!
He/she says:
oh dear
You say:
indeed
He/she says:
does that happen often?
You say:
mostly when ever you stare blankly at your computer screen for a few minutes, then to the window to see if i'm looking at you, just as i'm ducking away
He/she says:
you would not be able to see me even if you did
You say:
/what you think
He/she says:
of what? i think of alot of things
You say:
oooh
You say:
smart man
He/she says:
woman
You say:
bring in big money
You say:
give me lotta mah diamond ring
You say:
holy shit
You say:
VAGINA ALERt
He/she says:
i don't think shit is holy
He/she says:
where ?
You say:
on YOU!
He/she says:
oh yes
He/she says:
i do i have one
You say:
interesting
You say:
would you like to do some wallowing?
He/she says:
you have never said what i would wallow in ?
You say:
i did too
You say:
anything
You say:
everything
He/she says:
but anything is everything is nothing
He/she says:
so you haven't told me yet
You say:
Congratulations
You say:
you've exploded my brain
You say:
EXPLODEDED EET!
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
cats
You say:
cats=fail
You say:
HAHA
You say:
my opinion differs from your's
He/she says:
yes
You say:
CONFLICT
He/she says:
i have a cat
You say:
i have a dog
You say:
oh shit
You say:
innuendos
He/she says:
my cat likes dog's but doesn't like other cats ........ that worries me
You say:
my dog loves fire
You say:
....that worries me
He/she says:
as long as your dog doesn't start the fire's you should be okay
You say:
wait
You say:
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE!
You say:
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNIN
You say:
SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNIN
You say:
/all i know
He/she says:
we didnt start the fife
He/she says:
no we didn't light it
He/she says:
but we tried to fight it
He/she says:
do you wish for the whole song ?
You say:
forget it
You say:
just looked at the lyrics
He/she says:
okay
You say:
too big to copy/paste
He/she says:
lol
You say:
that's what she said?
You say:
or was that you?
He/she says:
no but he did
You say:
oh
You say:
okay
You say:
...
He/she says:
how old are you ?
You say:
whatever you want
He/she says:
i like older men
You say:
D:
You say:
you may need to look elsewhere
You say:
i is 15 and i r has insomnia
You say:
you?
He/she says:
i is the age of your mother and i never sleep
You say:
HOLY SHIT
You say:
i just pissed myself
You say:
congrats
He/she says:
thank you and congrats to you as well
You say:
thanks
You say:
i suppose
You say:
WAIT
You say:
you know my mother's age
You say:
*reaches for pedophile hotline*
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
do they have one of those ?
He/she says:
i thought the number was a standard 911
You say:
dunno
You say:
noooooooooo
You say:
911 is for the zombehs
He/she says:
oh those bastards
You say:
it's like typing:
You say:
lolol brains please kill me kbye
He/she says:
i ate brains once
You say:
D:
He/she says:
it is kinda chewy and taste like chicken
You say:
that's what she said?
You say:
what you said?
You say:
D:
He/she says:
lol
You say:
roflcats HO!
He/she says:
lmao
He/she says:
i loved that cartoon
You say:
i don't remember a thing about it
You say:
other than that battlecry
He/she says:
well your a little young
He/she says:
but i was just a wee one when it was on tv
You say:
woah
You say:
quick to judge mrs. pedophile?
He/she says:
saturday morning cartoons ruled!!
You say:
odd response
You say:
but i'll allow it
He/she says:
how so :?
You say:
You say:
quick to judge mrs. pedophile?
He/she says:
saturday morning cartoons ruled!!
He/she says:
i was typing as you typed that
You say:
still
You say:
it came out lol
He/she says:
lol
You say:
you may as well have typed:
He/she says:
it did i agree with that but it wasn't meant as what it seems
You say:
got some candy in my van!
He/she says:
lmao
He/she says:
i'm sorry if i like cartoon's
You say:
i'm sorry you tried to seduce me with wallowing
He/she says:
oh whatever i never did
He/she says:
your the one who said that
You say:
oh please
You say:
you practically wallowed me pantsless!
He/she says:
i did not!!! lol
He/she says:
all i said was about my shallowness and you went off on it
You say:
shallowness?
He/she says:
yes you called me a shallow fool
You say:
oh lol
You say:
forgot
He/she says:
seeee
He/she says:
lol
You say:
i think we need to ration our lols
He/she says:
no lol
You say:
we're running low
He/she says:
i will put it after every sentence from now on and die of lol defenicy(sp)
You say:
i believe you mean lol overdose
You say:
?
You say:
maybe
You say:
i really don't know anymore
He/she says:
well if we are running low then it would be a deficiency of them
He/she says:
if we had alot of them then we would od
You say:
well if you overdose it won't matter
You say:
you'll never get the chance to run out
You say:
HAHA
You say:
*puts on monacle*
He/she says:
that is very true
He/she says:
mwahahahahahaha
He/she says:
that is monocle laugh
You say:
monacle laugh is like
You say:
hmph
You say:
twisty beard laugh is like
You say:
mwahahahahahaha
He/she says:
i stand corrected
You say:
D:
You say:
now i wanna sing that song
He/she says:
which one?
You say:
I stand corrected
You say:
by Vampire Weekend
You say:
not famous
He/she says:
don't think i know it
You say:
You've been checking all my facts
You say:
and I'll admit, I have been lax
He/she says:
lol no i do not check what i already know
You say:
in double-screening what i say
You say:
it wasn't funny anyway
You say:
!CHORUS!
He/she says:
i like the kooks
You say:
No one cares when you are wrong
You say:
but I've been at this far too long
You say:
to act like that when we should be
You say:
in perfect harmony
He/she says:
what song is that?
You say:
lord know i haven't tried
You say:
(I Stand Corrected by Vampire Weekend)
You say:
i'll take my stand
You say:
one last time
He/she says:
i see it sounds like a good song
You say:
forget the protocol
You say:
i'll take your hand
You say:
Right
You say:
in
You say:
mine
You say:
/song
You say:
tis good
You say:
yes
You say:
just started listening to them
He/she says:
ill ahve to look them up
He/she says:
what sort are they?
You say:
dunno
You say:
hard to define
He/she says:
punk heavy metal rap ?
You say:
no no no no
He/she says:
oh okay
He/she says:
i was just trying to ...
You say:
i was just answering
He/she says:
i know
You say:
*quiet moment*
He/she says:
lol
He/she says:
i will laugh
He/she says:
hahahahahahaah
He/she says:
and fill the void
You say:
I will twirl my mustache
You say:
in all it's glory
He/she says:
do you have one yet?
You say:
well yeah
You say:
but i shave
You say:
so i don't actually have one
He/she says:
well i dont know you said your 15 so i didn't know if you got one yet
You say:
actually
You say:
i'm old enough to be your father
He/she says:
well then that would make you mr. pedophile wouldnt it ?
He/she says:
well not really but still lol
You say:
still lol yes lol
He/she says:
lol i know lol huh
You say:
lol what lol
He/she says:
lol i lol dont lol know lol

This is still going on! D: