so I just found out...

[xcellerate]

So we've had this little pomeranian for a couple of weeks. My sister got him (which is how we've gotten all of our pets) so it didn't surprise me that much.

But today I learned that all of vinny's (the pomeranian's name) brothers and sisters sold for $3000-$5000, but my sister got vinny for free because his balls never dropped or something, so he can't make little vinny's.

Apparently his color is very rare or something; it was my surprise for the day...

the dog in question:

 

[highlander]

Wow, poor vinny, he can still doo eet right?!

 

[ríomhaire]

Sell his genetic material!

 

[Core407]

I heard that you can force a dogs balls to drop by attaching a vacuum hose to the testicles.

 

[Que-Ever]

Would you attach a vacuum to your testicles?

Rakurai Tenjin might though.

 

[Core407]

Would you attach a vacuum to your testicles?

Rakurai Tenjin might though.

Not to my testicles, no. But if my balls hadn't dropped and if this actually worked, I'd probably do it. Too bad I just made it up.

 

[Que-Ever]

Oh. Too bad, I have a friend who might have been interested.

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh. Too bad, I have a friend who might have been interested.

You guys don't know what you're missing out on. It is almost orgasmic.

 

[Que-Ever]

A bruise that size couldn't be anything but orgasmic.

 

[Core407]

Oh. Too bad, I have a friend who might have been interested.

You have a friend with undescended testicles?

 

[Que-Ever]

With one undescended testicle.

 

[Core407]

With one undescended testicle.

I bet that throws him off balance a lot.

 

[Que-Ever]

He says he gets some interesting reactions to it.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Hawt.

 

[JNightshade]

I bet that throws him off balance a lot.

Nah, I know the guy. He's missing an arm, so it all balances out.

 

[Core407]

Nah, I know the guy. He's missing an arm, so it all balances out.

Wow, that testicle must be HUGE.

 

[oldagerocker]

That's a gorgoeus looking dog. It is a dog, isn't it?

 

[Beerdude26]

That's a gorgoeus looking dog. It is a dog, isn't it?

No, it's actually a testicle. :|

 

[highlander]

a huge, hairy testicle, wanna touch eet?!

 

[Raziaar]

It's a dog. Who cares about the coloration. It's just black and white. I think dog breeders are a little obsessive.

But... it's their hobby, so more power to em.

 

[Krynn72]

It's a dog. Who cares about the coloration. It's just black and white. I think dog breeders are a little obsessive.

But... it's their hobby, so more power to em.

I agree with the first statement.

The second one... not so much.

I must say that testicles have saved this thread though. Go BALLS!

 

[hungryduck]

I heard that you can force a dogs balls to drop by attaching a vacuum hose to the testicles.

*cringe*
*shudder*

ouch, that would hurt.

 

[Link]

*Points*
WHAT THE ****??? WHAT THE ****???
You made a goddamn hl2.net pomeranian

 

[Operational]

It's a dog. Who cares about the coloration. It's just black and white. I think dog breeders are a little obsessive.

Agreed.

But... it's their hobby, so more power to em.

Disagreed. Some dogs can be unhealty because the breeder has valued 'purity' over the dogs health.

I'm happy to go with a mongrel - they are generally cheaper and healthier.

 

[Ravioli]

What about his balls now?

 

[Shift]

Looks like a cat...

 

[Baal]

More pictures are needed.

 

[jverne]

oh you guys are so gayish.

Gay is an adjective meaning "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy";

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay