I don't know where he got my address. I think he got offended when I wouldn't give him my 'asl' so he told his friends 
How do I know they're Chavs? Well, half of them had webcam shots of themselves as their dp's, complete with vertical baseball cap and a vacant expression.
Names changed to save your eyes. Also, I didn't see any of their custom emoticons, so what you see here is all I got (minus the horrific names and colours). Honestly couldn't tell what they were saying half the time :| I didn't say as much as I could have done because I was busy at the time, but it was still good entertainment
note: I'm British and white
Alpha Chav::
curry slut
Alpha Chav:
do u own a corna shop
Liz says:
o_0
Alpha Chav::
n does ur dad wer dem jamas bet es a perv taxi driva int e
Liz says:
yeah, sure
Alpha Chav:
ows abowt u off ta ur own country n leave ours n i ope u in get bombed
Alpha Chav:
u smelly paki
Liz says:
lol
Thirty Eight:
HU IS
Monkey Chav:
me
Alpha Chav:
y u laug im tlkin bowt u
Liz says:
it's funny
Alpha Chav:
dat ur a paki ye i no
smelly cuurry
Thirty Eight:
HUS ALL THESE
Liz says:
yeah, yeah, i'm totally a paki
Monkey Chav:
thts her aslLiz says:
46/m/parents basement
s
Liz says:
yup
Alpha Chav:
liz
Thirty Eight:
HUS APAKI LYK
LIZ ?
Monkey Chav:
liz
Liz says:
apparently
news to me
Alpha Chav:
shut ur smelly mouth
Liz says:
but if he says it it must be true
Thirty Eight:
TOUCHERD
Alpha Chav:
im guna smash ur face in n ur mam wid er turban wid curtain as er cloths
Liz says:
you do that
Alpha Chav:
im gun u dik ead
Liz says:
feel free
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Alpha Chav:
i do i feel mint
Alpha Chav:
n i will b wen im stompin on ur ead eatchin ur paki juice pr owt
Thirty Eight:
TOM YE NO GEMMA
Thirty Eight:
SHE SPRAINED HER ARM YESTERDAY FUNNY AS
Alpha Chav:
no 1 cares bowt gemma
Thirty Eight:
HUS SEAN BBE UR FIT AS LYK
Alpha Chav:
me
Thirty Eight:
HUS ME
Monkey Chav:
me im sean
Alpha Chav:
me u dik
Thirty Eight:
4 UZ
ONLI BLOODY SAYIN AS IF I LYK THE LASS
GEMMAS THE PKI
PAKI
Alpha Chav:
do u lyk gemma
Thirty Eight:
NAH
Alpha Chav:
hu hu wa goin wid tom
Thirty Eight:
BLOODY JOKEN
Thirty Eight:
YEA
HITLERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
*insert Hitler dancing gif here*
Alpha Chav:
liz **** off
Liz says:
hey, i got invited in here
Alpha Chav:
well in joj on
Tom:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
SO HUS SEAN BBE UR FIT AS K
Alpha Chav:
smelly **** wen u cn tlk enjlish den ur welcome n wen ur white nt a muky pervi paki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i in h8 u all smelly twata
Liz says:
When I can talk English?
Monkey Chav:
my
Liz says:
I seem to be able to talk English a damn sight better than you
Alpha Chav:
ye bt ur nt white
Thirty Eight:
ME PAKI TEACHER TEACHES IZ ENGLISH HAAAA
Tom:
lol
Thirty Eight:
GOD DAMN OOO
WAT A WORD
OW OLDS EVRY1?
Alpha Chav:
i gt loadz of paki teachers der tkin ova man
Tom:
hus stephy
Thirty Eight:
BORO FULL OV PAKIS
Alpha Chav:
ope dey all die
Monkey Chav:
stef gloni
Alpha Chav::
bradford is
Tom:
monkey got scanked by a paki didnt ya kid lmao
Alpha Chav:
nxt derl b gypo pakis dat!!!!
Thirty Eight:
NAH BOROS WORSE ON DA WAY STORM TRX ITS STOP THE WHITE PPL
Alpha Chav:
nt cumin frm my family fact
Tom:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
SPOT
Monkey Chav:
yea the in pai scanked me
Liz says:
so, who's the paki?
Thirty Eight:
ROBIN ****S AINT THA
Monkey Chav:
yea
Alpha Chav:
u liz
Thirty Eight:
HA
Alpha Chav:
hu r?
Liz says:
so, Paki now means English born and bred?
Monkey Chav:
hu the r ya
Thirty Eight:
WAT U ON BOUT LIZ
YEA WLE UR ****IN FAMILYS PAKI HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liz says:
I'm just wondering wht I'm suddenly a paki when I'm British
Alpha Chav:
no paki means smelly curry corna shop pervs taxi drivas
Monkey Chav:
we ask yya questions n ya giv daft answers
Liz says:
oh, fair enough
Tom:
corse more like born bread in ther country thn ivadeere
Liz says:
We don't own a corner shop or drive taxis, but you can think that if you want to
Alpha Chav:
i dnt fink its fact every smelly paki does
Thirty Eight:
BLOODY HELL SHE RITEN FULL ENGLISH TRYIN PROVE HER POINT ERE
Monkey Chav:
r ya legal or ilegal
Alpha Chav:
n u all smell
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
this is how I type, it's not difficult
Thirty Eight:
WA DO PAKIS DO THN SKANK THE BENIFITS
IT TEKS BLOODY AGES
Alpha Chav:
dey get loadz
Thirty Eight:
ANO
Liz says:
Does it?
Tom:
skank ther maze well own the benifits
Alpha Chav:
u shud no ow lng wa u waitin
Alpha Chav:
well wt did u n ur family get den liz wen u came ova in banna boat!!!
Alpha Chav:
free ouse n sandals n shop
Liz says:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
THTS TURKS LUV
Monkey Chav:
a in new phone the lot i bet
Thirty Eight:
PAKI SANDELS
Liz says:
You guys are retarded
Liz says:
but funny
thanks for the laugh
Thirty Eight:
U LIVE OFF BENIFITS I BET
GUYS
Alpha Chav:
ur a paki so do 1
Monkey Chav:
so is ya mam wen shes squilin in
Thirty Eight:
WAT A WORD
U FRM AMERICA
Liz says:
Who, me? I'm from England..
Alpha Chav:
no pakistan
Thirty Eight:
LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PAKISTAN AMERICA ENGLAND
OOO
Alpha Chav:
ur dads a perv man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom:
lol
Monkey Chav:
yea onli cos afghans gunna get blew up
Liz says:
lol
Tom:
ha ha
Tom:
fukin heel tht liz laft
Liz says:
what do you want me to do?
Alpha Chav:
i no liz go run tke ur family n all n leave us wid a few lees of u
Monkey Chav:
yea nervose laff
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
I am moving out of the country in a few years, but only to get away from
scum like you
Monkey Chav:
she nervoce cos ov her race
Liz says:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
WA GO BK THE SCUM OF UR COUNTRY
Alpha Chav:
yes do u wear dem curtains wer u cn onli c ur eyes
Liz says:
No, I'm not muslim
Thirty Eight:
LIES
Monkey Chav:
the all walk round wit guns jus so sum dosent pinc the tin a beans out the corner shop
Liz says:
lmao
Alpha Chav:
cos ur men lyk ya ta cova up bt den its 4 dem ta perv on oda young garls
Thirty Eight:
UR GERRIN TOPUCHERD LUV
Liz says:
what's a garl?
Thirty Eight:
U MASE WEL ****IN DO 1
Liz says:
mase..
Thirty Eight:
GIRLS
Monkey Chav:
bet ya dad shaggs u all ova
Alpha Chav:
liz joj on
Liz says:
can I get an idiot to english translator over here?
Thirty Eight:
MASE
YES MASE IN HELL
Tom:
lol
Thirty Eight:
HA NAHHHHHHHHHHH
Liz says:
Because I'm having trouble decyphering all your shit
Monkey Chav:
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tom:
fuk nos she tlkin shit
Alpha Chav:
enjish
Thirty Eight:
BIG WORDED COW
Liz says:
lmao
Monkey Chav:
decyphering ne got a dictinory
Thirty Eight:
ME SISTA IS 0 N SHE DNT EVAN NAH WA THT MEANS
HA
Tom
lmao
Thirty Eight:
SUM MADE UP PAKI WORD
Liz says:
OH NO SHE HAS A BIG VOCABULARY LOL LETS MAKE FUN OF HER BECAUSE I COULDN'T BE ARSED TO PICK UP A BOOK EVER BECAUSE I AM A RETARD
Thirty Eight:
IERUIB QYWFBY YFRQWY6 R WE LTKN MORE LKY U NOW ?
Liz says:
No, I type English
Thirty Eight:
ERE U CALLEN ME SIS RETARED
Monkey Chav:
bet she dosent even no wt it meens jus erd it sum were b4
Liz says:
No, I'm calling you retarded
Tom:
thort u wer a retard liz ya addie the disturbed ones
Thirty Eight:
Y LYK
BITCHHHHHHHHHHH
Monkey Chav:
she a gf
Liz says:
At least I'm not a piece of racist shit like you
Alpha Chav:
racist aw dnt plx
Monkey Chav:
shes a gf
Tom:
lol
Alpha Chav:
paki paki
Thirty Eight:
ERE AL ****IN MEK U BIT THE CURB N THN STAMP ON UR HED OS U WONT B ABLE OPEN UR BIG PSH MOUTH OV URS
Alpha Chav:
is she
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Liz says:
alright
Thirty Eight:
ONLI HTING WE WIL B ABLE SMELL CURRYS ALL THE TYM
HAAAAAAA
BOG BREATHE N THT
Liz says:
I don't like curry
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Thirty Eight:
I DO
Alpha Chav:
nam bread
Liz says:
lol
Monkey Chav:
yea her addie says it all
Tom:
im sure pakises clean ther self wit curry me ther fukin stink ov the ****
Liz says:
yeah, totally
Thirty Eight:
[email protected]
Monkey Chav:
bet ya av got resipies on ya web syt
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Monkey Chav:
recipies
Thirty Eight:
A PAGE BOUT CHICKEN CURRYS N THT
Liz says:
I don't have a website
Monkey Chav:
n ya dads taxi num
Liz says:
and I've never made a curry
Thirty Eight:
ELLL THIS IS WA U DO MEK A CHICKEN CURRY 1ST.........
Monkey Chav:
u were made 4 curry
Liz says:
but you guys seem to know a lot about it
are you sure you guys aren't pakis?
cause, you seem to be awfully knowledgeable
Tom:
shes stayed in longer thn most ppl n shes a fukin ding dong
Liz says:
It's too funny to leave
Alpha Chav:
yer im a paki
Monkey Chav:
f u n ya big in wordsssssssssssssssssssssssss
Liz says:
yeah
Thirty Eight:
U WULDNT AV MEK A CURRY COZ IBET U AV ENOUGH BENIFIT GO OTU EVRY NITE
Liz says:
yeah, sure lol
Tom:
wot ya call a paki in a micro wave
Thirty Eight:
BUDF DING
Monkey Chav:
bloody pakies fink the rule england nw
Monkey Chav:
tom thts yrs old kid
Thirty Eight:
WEL OFF C YA
Monkey Chav:
l8a bbzzzz
Liz says:
see ya, you stupid ****
Thirty Eight:
INA BIT BUD DINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Alpha Chav:
shut ur moth u u paki
Liz says:
I'll make sure my moth stays well shut, thanks for the advice
Thirty Eight:
A MYT B STUPID BUT I WIL GET SUMWER IN LIFE COZ AV GOT LUKS
Tom:
im suprised tony blair isnt a paki fukin hell ther more pakies in england thm thers is in ther own country
Alpha Chav:
shuv ur dad cok
Liz says:
Shame you haven't got the brains
Monkey Chav:
cos ya breth kicks lyk bruce lee
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
You might want to see a psychiatrist about your obsession with incest, too
Alpha Chav:
i gt brains
Liz says:
it's a bit ****ed up
Alpha Chav:
na u r
Monkey Chav:
ive got s
Alpha Chav:
n ur face
Tom:
lol
Thirty Eight:
WEL L8AZ
Monkey Chav:
l8 bbe
l8a
Thirty Eight::
CYA L8A BUD BUD DING DING
Tom:
lmao
loz av u blocked me
Thirty Eight:
NOR
Tom:
its says ya off line
Thirty Eight:
DUHNO
Tom:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
DNT SAY URONLINE LYK
Monkey Chav:
bu i am n tht liz is onlie wanted the fumin nigga
Liz says:
Am I a nigga or a paki?
Alpha Chav:
paki
Monkey Chav:
wog
Liz says:
Oh ok
Monkey Chav:
dev bbe u gunna get ya tits out 4 the lads
Alpha Chav::
gt no cam
Monkey Chav:
r u gunna get ya black nipples out thn liz
Liz says:
lmao
Monkey Chav:
oj wudnt wanna c thm if ya paid me
Tom:
she aint blk kid lmao
Tom:
no action thn
Alpha Chav:
doin sumar t aang on
Tom:
kk
Monkey Chav:
hu 4
Alpha Chav:
ma mam
Liz says:
So, you're all finished then?
Can I go now? Or do you have more?
Alpha Chav:
no paki
Liz says:
Alright
Monkey Chav:
na ya in pai
Liz says:
lmao
Alright, you're out of ideas. I'm out. This was a laugh, we should do it again sometime. Ciao
Alpha Chav:
**** of mars bar
Liz says:
why yes, yes I am caramelly and delicious. Thank you for noticing
Alpha Chav:
no mrs bars r awfull
__________________________________
All the while, Tom was messaging me asking my asl, for pics, and has now threatened to 'hakk' me and find out where I live and my msn password. He can't 'hakk' me tonight because he has 'skewl', so he's doing it on Friday.
I hate Chavs.
How do I know they're Chavs? Well, half of them had webcam shots of themselves as their dp's, complete with vertical baseball cap and a vacant expression.Names changed to save your eyes. Also, I didn't see any of their custom emoticons, so what you see here is all I got (minus the horrific names and colours). Honestly couldn't tell what they were saying half the time :| I didn't say as much as I could have done because I was busy at the time, but it was still good entertainment
note: I'm British and white
Alpha Chav::
curry slut
Alpha Chav:
do u own a corna shop
Liz says:
o_0
Alpha Chav::
n does ur dad wer dem jamas bet es a perv taxi driva int e
Liz says:
yeah, sure
Alpha Chav:
ows abowt u off ta ur own country n leave ours n i ope u in get bombed
Alpha Chav:
u smelly paki
Liz says:
lol
Thirty Eight:
HU IS
Monkey Chav:
me
Alpha Chav:
y u laug im tlkin bowt u
Liz says:
it's funny
Alpha Chav:
dat ur a paki ye i no
smelly cuurry
Thirty Eight:
HUS ALL THESE
Liz says:
yeah, yeah, i'm totally a paki
Monkey Chav:
thts her aslLiz says:
46/m/parents basement
s
Liz says:
yup
Alpha Chav:
liz
Thirty Eight:
HUS APAKI LYK
LIZ ?
Monkey Chav:
liz
Liz says:
apparently
news to me
Alpha Chav:
shut ur smelly mouth
Liz says:
but if he says it it must be true
Thirty Eight:
TOUCHERD
Alpha Chav:
im guna smash ur face in n ur mam wid er turban wid curtain as er cloths
Liz says:
you do that
Alpha Chav:
im gun u dik ead
Liz says:
feel free
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Alpha Chav:
i do i feel mint
Alpha Chav:
n i will b wen im stompin on ur ead eatchin ur paki juice pr owt
Thirty Eight:
TOM YE NO GEMMA
Thirty Eight:
SHE SPRAINED HER ARM YESTERDAY FUNNY AS
Alpha Chav:
no 1 cares bowt gemma
Thirty Eight:
HUS SEAN BBE UR FIT AS LYK
Alpha Chav:
me
Thirty Eight:
HUS ME
Monkey Chav:
me im sean
Alpha Chav:
me u dik
Thirty Eight:
4 UZ
ONLI BLOODY SAYIN AS IF I LYK THE LASS
GEMMAS THE PKI
PAKI
Alpha Chav:
do u lyk gemma
Thirty Eight:
NAH
Alpha Chav:
hu hu wa goin wid tom
Thirty Eight:
BLOODY JOKEN
Thirty Eight:
YEA
HITLERRRRRRRRRRRRR
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
*insert Hitler dancing gif here*
Alpha Chav:
liz **** off
Liz says:
hey, i got invited in here
Alpha Chav:
well in joj on
Tom:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
SO HUS SEAN BBE UR FIT AS K
Alpha Chav:
smelly **** wen u cn tlk enjlish den ur welcome n wen ur white nt a muky pervi paki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i in h8 u all smelly twata
Liz says:
When I can talk English?
Monkey Chav:
my
Liz says:
I seem to be able to talk English a damn sight better than you
Alpha Chav:
ye bt ur nt white
Thirty Eight:
ME PAKI TEACHER TEACHES IZ ENGLISH HAAAA
Tom:
lol
Thirty Eight:
GOD DAMN OOO
WAT A WORD
OW OLDS EVRY1?
Alpha Chav:
i gt loadz of paki teachers der tkin ova man
Tom:
hus stephy
Thirty Eight:
BORO FULL OV PAKIS
Alpha Chav:
ope dey all die
Monkey Chav:
stef gloni
Alpha Chav::
bradford is
Tom:
monkey got scanked by a paki didnt ya kid lmao
Alpha Chav:
nxt derl b gypo pakis dat!!!!
Thirty Eight:
NAH BOROS WORSE ON DA WAY STORM TRX ITS STOP THE WHITE PPL
Alpha Chav:
nt cumin frm my family fact
Tom:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
SPOT
Monkey Chav:
yea the in pai scanked me
Liz says:
so, who's the paki?
Thirty Eight:
ROBIN ****S AINT THA
Monkey Chav:
yea
Alpha Chav:
u liz
Thirty Eight:
HA
Alpha Chav:
hu r?
Liz says:
so, Paki now means English born and bred?
Monkey Chav:
hu the r ya
Thirty Eight:
WAT U ON BOUT LIZ
YEA WLE UR ****IN FAMILYS PAKI HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liz says:
I'm just wondering wht I'm suddenly a paki when I'm British
Alpha Chav:
no paki means smelly curry corna shop pervs taxi drivas
Monkey Chav:
we ask yya questions n ya giv daft answers
Liz says:
oh, fair enough
Tom:
corse more like born bread in ther country thn ivadeere
Liz says:
We don't own a corner shop or drive taxis, but you can think that if you want to
Alpha Chav:
i dnt fink its fact every smelly paki does
Thirty Eight:
BLOODY HELL SHE RITEN FULL ENGLISH TRYIN PROVE HER POINT ERE
Monkey Chav:
r ya legal or ilegal
Alpha Chav:
n u all smell
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
this is how I type, it's not difficult
Thirty Eight:
WA DO PAKIS DO THN SKANK THE BENIFITS
IT TEKS BLOODY AGES
Alpha Chav:
dey get loadz
Thirty Eight:
ANO
Liz says:
Does it?
Tom:
skank ther maze well own the benifits
Alpha Chav:
u shud no ow lng wa u waitin
Alpha Chav:
well wt did u n ur family get den liz wen u came ova in banna boat!!!
Alpha Chav:
free ouse n sandals n shop
Liz says:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
THTS TURKS LUV
Monkey Chav:
a in new phone the lot i bet
Thirty Eight:
PAKI SANDELS
Liz says:
You guys are retarded
Liz says:
but funny
thanks for the laugh
Thirty Eight:
U LIVE OFF BENIFITS I BET
GUYS
Alpha Chav:
ur a paki so do 1
Monkey Chav:
so is ya mam wen shes squilin in
Thirty Eight:
WAT A WORD
U FRM AMERICA
Liz says:
Who, me? I'm from England..
Alpha Chav:
no pakistan
Thirty Eight:
LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PAKISTAN AMERICA ENGLAND
OOO
Alpha Chav:
ur dads a perv man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom:
lol
Monkey Chav:
yea onli cos afghans gunna get blew up
Liz says:
lol
Tom:
ha ha
Tom:
fukin heel tht liz laft
Liz says:
what do you want me to do?
Alpha Chav:
i no liz go run tke ur family n all n leave us wid a few lees of u
Monkey Chav:
yea nervose laff
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
I am moving out of the country in a few years, but only to get away from
scum like you
Monkey Chav:
she nervoce cos ov her race
Liz says:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
WA GO BK THE SCUM OF UR COUNTRY
Alpha Chav:
yes do u wear dem curtains wer u cn onli c ur eyes
Liz says:
No, I'm not muslim
Thirty Eight:
LIES
Monkey Chav:
the all walk round wit guns jus so sum dosent pinc the tin a beans out the corner shop
Liz says:
lmao
Alpha Chav:
cos ur men lyk ya ta cova up bt den its 4 dem ta perv on oda young garls
Thirty Eight:
UR GERRIN TOPUCHERD LUV
Liz says:
what's a garl?
Thirty Eight:
U MASE WEL ****IN DO 1
Liz says:
mase..
Thirty Eight:
GIRLS
Monkey Chav:
bet ya dad shaggs u all ova
Alpha Chav:
liz joj on
Liz says:
can I get an idiot to english translator over here?
Thirty Eight:
MASE
YES MASE IN HELL
Tom:
lol
Thirty Eight:
HA NAHHHHHHHHHHH
Liz says:
Because I'm having trouble decyphering all your shit
Monkey Chav:
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Tom:
fuk nos she tlkin shit
Alpha Chav:
enjish
Thirty Eight:
BIG WORDED COW
Liz says:
lmao
Monkey Chav:
decyphering ne got a dictinory
Thirty Eight:
ME SISTA IS 0 N SHE DNT EVAN NAH WA THT MEANS
HA
Tom
lmao
Thirty Eight:
SUM MADE UP PAKI WORD
Liz says:
OH NO SHE HAS A BIG VOCABULARY LOL LETS MAKE FUN OF HER BECAUSE I COULDN'T BE ARSED TO PICK UP A BOOK EVER BECAUSE I AM A RETARD
Thirty Eight:
IERUIB QYWFBY YFRQWY6 R WE LTKN MORE LKY U NOW ?
Liz says:
No, I type English
Thirty Eight:
ERE U CALLEN ME SIS RETARED
Monkey Chav:
bet she dosent even no wt it meens jus erd it sum were b4
Liz says:
No, I'm calling you retarded
Tom:
thort u wer a retard liz ya addie the disturbed ones
Thirty Eight:
Y LYK
BITCHHHHHHHHHHH
Monkey Chav:
she a gf
Liz says:
At least I'm not a piece of racist shit like you
Alpha Chav:
racist aw dnt plx
Monkey Chav:
shes a gf
Tom:
lol
Alpha Chav:
paki paki
Thirty Eight:
ERE AL ****IN MEK U BIT THE CURB N THN STAMP ON UR HED OS U WONT B ABLE OPEN UR BIG PSH MOUTH OV URS
Alpha Chav:
is she
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Liz says:
alright
Thirty Eight:
ONLI HTING WE WIL B ABLE SMELL CURRYS ALL THE TYM
HAAAAAAA
BOG BREATHE N THT
Liz says:
I don't like curry
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Thirty Eight:
I DO
Alpha Chav:
nam bread
Liz says:
lol
Monkey Chav:
yea her addie says it all
Tom:
im sure pakises clean ther self wit curry me ther fukin stink ov the ****
Liz says:
yeah, totally
Thirty Eight:
[email protected]
Monkey Chav:
bet ya av got resipies on ya web syt
Kirsty Something or Other:
lol
Monkey Chav:
recipies
Thirty Eight:
A PAGE BOUT CHICKEN CURRYS N THT
Liz says:
I don't have a website
Monkey Chav:
n ya dads taxi num
Liz says:
and I've never made a curry
Thirty Eight:
ELLL THIS IS WA U DO MEK A CHICKEN CURRY 1ST.........
Monkey Chav:
u were made 4 curry
Liz says:
but you guys seem to know a lot about it
are you sure you guys aren't pakis?
cause, you seem to be awfully knowledgeable
Tom:
shes stayed in longer thn most ppl n shes a fukin ding dong
Liz says:
It's too funny to leave
Alpha Chav:
yer im a paki
Monkey Chav:
f u n ya big in wordsssssssssssssssssssssssss
Liz says:
yeah
Thirty Eight:
U WULDNT AV MEK A CURRY COZ IBET U AV ENOUGH BENIFIT GO OTU EVRY NITE
Liz says:
yeah, sure lol
Tom:
wot ya call a paki in a micro wave
Thirty Eight:
BUDF DING
Monkey Chav:
bloody pakies fink the rule england nw
Monkey Chav:
tom thts yrs old kid
Thirty Eight:
WEL OFF C YA
Monkey Chav:
l8a bbzzzz
Liz says:
see ya, you stupid ****
Thirty Eight:
INA BIT BUD DINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Alpha Chav:
shut ur moth u u paki
Liz says:
I'll make sure my moth stays well shut, thanks for the advice
Thirty Eight:
A MYT B STUPID BUT I WIL GET SUMWER IN LIFE COZ AV GOT LUKS
Tom:
im suprised tony blair isnt a paki fukin hell ther more pakies in england thm thers is in ther own country
Alpha Chav:
shuv ur dad cok
Liz says:
Shame you haven't got the brains
Monkey Chav:
cos ya breth kicks lyk bruce lee
Tom:
lmao
Liz says:
You might want to see a psychiatrist about your obsession with incest, too
Alpha Chav:
i gt brains
Liz says:
it's a bit ****ed up
Alpha Chav:
na u r
Monkey Chav:
ive got s
Alpha Chav:
n ur face
Tom:
lol
Thirty Eight:
WEL L8AZ
Monkey Chav:
l8 bbe
l8a
Thirty Eight::
CYA L8A BUD BUD DING DING
Tom:
lmao
loz av u blocked me
Thirty Eight:
NOR
Tom:
its says ya off line
Thirty Eight:
DUHNO
Tom:
lmao
Thirty Eight:
DNT SAY URONLINE LYK
Monkey Chav:
bu i am n tht liz is onlie wanted the fumin nigga
Liz says:
Am I a nigga or a paki?
Alpha Chav:
paki
Monkey Chav:
wog
Liz says:
Oh ok
Monkey Chav:
dev bbe u gunna get ya tits out 4 the lads
Alpha Chav::
gt no cam
Monkey Chav:
r u gunna get ya black nipples out thn liz
Liz says:
lmao
Monkey Chav:
oj wudnt wanna c thm if ya paid me
Tom:
she aint blk kid lmao
Tom:
no action thn
Alpha Chav:
doin sumar t aang on
Tom:
kk
Monkey Chav:
hu 4
Alpha Chav:
ma mam
Liz says:
So, you're all finished then?
Can I go now? Or do you have more?
Alpha Chav:
no paki
Liz says:
Alright
Monkey Chav:
na ya in pai
Liz says:
lmao
Alright, you're out of ideas. I'm out. This was a laugh, we should do it again sometime. Ciao
Alpha Chav:
**** of mars bar
Liz says:
why yes, yes I am caramelly and delicious. Thank you for noticing
Alpha Chav:
no mrs bars r awfull
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All the while, Tom was messaging me asking my asl, for pics, and has now threatened to 'hakk' me and find out where I live and my msn password. He can't 'hakk' me tonight because he has 'skewl', so he's doing it on Friday.
I hate Chavs.
