The best way to kill rats?

In my research to find an effective rat trap, I stumbled upon the rats best-kept secret. It sure explains how they are able to multiply so rapidly: -

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I have no idea how they got hold of this modified Portal technology, but as you can see - there is one entry portal, and two exit portals. Duplication is at hand!
 
Don't kill rats. they're funny.

I used to have two rats but they don't live long, those guys only lived for 2 years.
 
dress as a giant cheese and when the rats go to you,bam use the flametrower
 
Doc Martens.

Bait the rats to you by putting peanut butter on the soles (it's oil resistant)
 
A malaysian tiger trap. One of those holes in the ground covered by sticks and vegetation except, you know, to scale
 
Hire the fighters guild. They're always looking for more "kill some rats" quests.
 
Capture one of them, castrate it, disembowel it and crucify it to a stake and place it around your residents to ward off future rat trespassers and asshole humans who you don't want bothering you becuase your ****ing busy.
 
Today rat trapping machines are available tin shop. Rat killing cakes are also available in shop
 
I'm on warfarin, which is also rat poison, weirdly. Want some?
 
rat cakes, as in "fake rat food" which is poisoned?
 
Phobie said:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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do not kill
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yeah rats are cute. I don't understand people who are scared of rats. I mean really scared, in the same way most people are scared of spiders for example. I don't find rats disgusting like insects
 
People find them disgusting because usually rats are filled with disease. They live in sewers and shit. Spiders are just plain creepy....all those long legs... *shivers*

Plague ftl
 
lol, my pleasure le pobz :p

i knew that product design degree im doing would come in handy :p

saw on the news today, if those little ****ers are a breeding pair, un dealt with would land you 2000 new rats per year.

SILENCE! KILL THEM! :P
 
that's seriously ugly, except for the face which is kinda cute.
 
Raziaar said:
Penis Rat is not amused!

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lol omfg dude

You have to add the words to the photo.. then.. let the circulation commence. Wait till it shows up on some random forum. people will laugh their balls off
 
wasn't that actually called a sewer rat or something? I have seen that picture before
 
VirusType2 said:
lol omfg dude

You have to add the words to the photo.. then.. let the circulation commence. Wait till it shows up on some random forum. people will laugh their balls off
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It's called a Mole Rat.
 
Seppo said:
yeah rats are cute. I don't understand people who are scared of cats. I mean really scared, in the same way most people are scared of spiders for example. I don't find rats disgusting like insects
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That is my ratty, Addo ^_^
 
I'm not scared of rats, I don't mind the clean ones ... It's just the diseases and parasites that the wild 'vermin' rats carry that I don't want hanging around.
 
The best way to get rid of a rat is to strike its weak point for massive damage
 
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