The National HL2.Net Workers' Party

[Acepilotf14]

The party for the regular forumite! Want your avatars, because they keep you special? Not afraid of a little change? Not worried about that pyro in the distance, because you know you've mastered the face stab? Join the National HL2.Net Workers' Party today!

Our points-
-There shall only be four admins. Munro, Hectic Glenn, Pi Mu Rho, and Samon.
-SamuraiKenji is to be banned.
-Higlac is to be banned.
-No Mormons.
-No U's in unnecessary places, this is a majority American board.
-A standing army shall be kept, in case of advertisers or pirates.
-Fair wages.
-Free copies of Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing for all!
-The 70x70 avatar shall be kept. Or better yet, increase them to 100x100!
-The tan color scheme should be removed.
-The change of the TF2 banner so it links to the main page of HL2.net, and the left banner that links to the main page of the forums.
All members must own a copy of L4D, or have fully paid it off in preorder form.

 

[Sheepo]

Tan color scheme?

Other than that, SURE!

Edit: And tags back

 

[Eejit]

This party should be illegal. You have discrimination instead of policies.

More like the National Socialist HL2.net Worker's Party, amirite?

 

[NeptuneUK]

This party should be illegal. You have discrimination instead of policies.

More like the National Socialist HL2.net Worker's Party, amirite?

This is the new logo.

 

[ríomhaire]

-No U's in unnecessary places, this is a majority American board.

Lets have a look at the staff:
Admins:
Hectic Glenn, British
Hot Soup, British
Munro, British
Pi Mu Rho, British
StarMonkey, British

Supermods:
Chris_D, British
Samon, British
Sulkdodds, British
Ennui, American

Mods:
AJ Rimmer, Swedish
AtomicSpark, American
FishBulb, Australian
Evo, Welsh
Asus, I dunno
KagePrototype, I dunno

 

[Pesmerga]

Unite! Unite!​

All hail our glorious leader, Emprah of Mankind!

Any other political party is heresy.
​

 

[Sheepo]

Illegal parties are twice as sexy

Edit: Oh please Rim. Everyone knows mods are not an accurate representation of all members.

 

[MJ12]

I only use tan color scheme.

 

[ríomhaire]

Everyone knows that mods are an accurate representation of who can ban you.

 

[Acepilotf14]

This is not about the admins! The majority of the users of HL2.net are american! If I recall, about 70% hail from the good ol' USA!
Also, we support Brazilian members!
And are indifferent to tags!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

This looks like an illegal assembly to me.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Illegal parties are twice as sexy

Edit: Oh please Rim. Everyone knows mods are not an accurate representation of all members.

And we all know that you filthy commies are for equal rights for everybody, well guess what- that's not how the real world works! We're the ruling members on this forum and we're the foreigners to you, and you non-foreigners to yourselves are gonna have to learn to live a forum run by those that to you are the foreigners, and language control is one of those methods of ensuring your... erm... safety, that's it, ensuring your safety. Therefore yes, we need a ban on "color", "honor" and "favor", and yes, we need a ban on swear words, because the good of us outweighs the good of the lose- err, the majority.

...Vote conservative!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Down with the Rimmer!
For the greater good!

 

[VenoM0013]

VenoM: Wait, what do you want me to do?
AcepilotF14: ..vote for the nasi party
VenoM: Uhhh. How
AcepilotF14: just post saying 'I support this'

So, uhh..
I support this.














But seriously, in all honesty, I actually support this.

 

[Raziaar]

Lets have a look at the staff:
Admins:
Hectic Glenn, British
Hot Soup, British
Munro, British
Pi Mu Rho, British
StarMonkey, British

Supermods:
Chris_D, British
Samon, British
Sulkdodds, British
Ennui, American

Mods:
AJ Rimmer, Swedish
AtomicSpark, American
FishBulb, Australian
Evo, Welsh
Asus, I dunno
KagePrototype, I dunno

Wow, I was looking at that list, and I saw you totally left off Shippi as a moderator.

I didn't realize Shippi is no longer a moderator.

Our points-
-There shall only be four admins. Munro, Hectic Glenn, Pi Mu Rho, and Samon.
-SamuraiKenji is to be banned.
-No Mormons.
-No U's in unnecessary places, this is a majority American board.
-A standing army shall be kept, in case of advertisers or pirates.
-Fair wages.
-The 70x70 avatar shall be kept. Or better yet, increase them to 100x100!
-The tan color scheme should be removed.
-The change of the TF2 banner so it links to the main page of HL2.net, and the left banner that links to the main page of the forums.
All members must own a copy of L4D, or have fully paid it off in preorder form.

Things I disagree with.

- I think there should be a changing of the moderators. The ones in power are oppressive! Especially that Munro guy(kidding!).
- I don't really know SamuraiKenji well, but he's welcome to stay.
- People of all religion and viewpoints allowed. Some cool members of ours are mormons in particular.
- I like u's. In fact, I like crazy british words that mean entirely different things than what they should... Like biscuits meaning cookies, chips meaning fries, crisps meaning chips. If it weren't for the u's and those crazy words, I wouldn't be able to have so much fun making fun of them.
- I have no problem with pirates. In fact maybe I should start the Pirate Party of HL2.net
- Tan color scheme is okay... even if I hate it.
- I cannot afford L4D. You buy it for me.

 

[Sheepo]

Color, honor, favor

 

[Acepilotf14]

Free burgers for everyone!

 

[Raziaar]

Oh you jerks! My damn edited post is stuck in last page. Might as well be stuck in last week!

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Free burgers for everyone!

No! The burgers must be kept incarcerated as "Suppliers and conspirators of International Health-Detrimental syndicates" so they don't apply to international POW-laws and questioned indefinitely.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I totally spell things like I'm English because my friends are all jerks who make fun of me for spelling things like an American and having an accent /cry

You're at home here, toaster. You can be safe with the Nasi party!

Also, enlightened membors of our great party, we are declaring war on Belgium. Get your paperclips and garbage can lids! We are to war!

OUR GLORIOUS LEADER!

 

[Druckles]

I'm not sure whether this party is left wing or right wing.

Its policies conflict.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Our charter has been edited.

 

[The Monkey]

"We have to put a stop to the idea that it is a part of everybody's civil rights to say whatever he pleases."

 

[Acepilotf14]

I like that idea.