The Things You Say: Quotable Quotes

[VirusType2]

My sig for starters [in teh spoiler tag]

 

[Kula Meenur]

Lol i remember Jintor saying

Originally Posted by Jintor
Jintor is confused

Jintor hurts itself in its confusion

Made me lol to noooo end

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

ZT posting the Norris Thing in the thread about the condoms. Made me lol. Pretty much everything Pitz posts.

 

[Krynn72]

Hahaha, I lol'd pretty hard at Jintor.

And his quote.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Dude, grab life by the hair, slap it silly, lock it up in your cellar, rape it twice a day for two years, and when there's no friction any more, make artificial holes, with sharp things.

What I'm saying is, do whatever you think is right.

5char

 

[xcellerate]

I almost never get quoted. I can only assume this is because I do not get high/drunk on a regular basis.

yea...

I think somebody quoted me one time in their sig, I forgot who it was though

 

[xombine]

Not necessarily a quote, but the pic in my sig. Made by who else...Darkside.

 

[Higlac]

Read my sig.

Read it.

Now.

 

[CyberPitz]

......
I DIDN"T SAY THAT..
DDid I?

 

[Jintor]

This avatar must amplify my facepalm powers.

 

[Sheepo]

Dude, grab life by the hair, slap it silly, lock it up in your cellar, rape it twice a day for two years, and when there's no friction any more, make artificial holes, with sharp things.

What I'm saying is, do whatever you think is right.

I enoyed that one a great deal, as well as my sig one.

 

[Bad^Hat]

OBEY! COMUNISN!

S'about all I got. I'm really not too good at remembering this stuff. I think the severe quantity of lols has somehow effected my long term memory.

 

[CrazyHarij]

classic lolz

Today we were cleaning up because some blinds lady was coming over to make an estimate, so we(read: my dear sweet mother) put our cat in the garage.

After the lady left, I was gonna take our cat back in but my mom said nah, leave it there, and promptly scared it back into the garage.

hours pass, and I go looking for it, and can't find it. so after ten minutes I call my mom to help. We spend about half an hour searching every nook and cranny in the garage, including bags of garden soil(my mom came up with that one). We hear it meow once and then nothing for ten minutes later. Then I was leaning on the car and I heard a "murrr". I say that maybe the cat's in the motor, and my moms like "pfft, cat got no keys n3wb."

so like more time passes until I say I bet its in the motor again and my moms like fine, whatever lemme get teh keyz0rs. So, if you can't see this coming already, we opened the hood andmy cat is just sitting there, in the motor. My mom was like ""wtf" and I was all "OWNED!"

so now its time for kitty-washy. it was quite an experience. and shows how dangerous car/ts are.

imagine if you're driving down the highway and some cat in the middle of the road just jumps into your engine? chaos and hilarity would ensue! penguins would run amok in the streets! al gore would reveal himself as a time traveling cyborg bent on world destruction!

fight the power! death to the bourgeoisie!

halflife2 is coo and all, but its just sum skinny nerdy white boy. why not add some flava and som bling bling to it. this thread is for my idea of THE bling bling halflife2.

i might mod this i might not i dont no. if sum people want to work on it let me know and we can hook it up.


my halflife2 would be called ghettofabulous. instead of more skinny nerdy white boys we would add sum flava and have a brotha as the main man. it wuld take place in the ghetto as tha main brotha, Gordillio, comes up thru tha ranks as a drug kingpin. tha game will take place in a huge city. u wuld start out on tha corner with small time produkt until you get enough money to buy a small house. then u can have more produkt as u start meetin more mexican drug lords, so u can sell better $hit. after a while u can buy mansions and $hit. instead of a wack azz crowbar u wuld have a pimp cane, or maybe a dirty serynge or sumthin like that.

basically the plot is that G-man is yo woadie back in the day but now hes a up an cummin playa 2 so yall basically fight over turf. as u get more whips and bling, so does he and the stakes become higher. u also can start pimpin once u get enough money.

so u hook up with Alyxes who is ur main chickenhead in yo stable, rite. so u got her and together yall clock mo chese until finally the city is basically owned by u and G-man. once u get to that point its basically just a matter of layin it down on tha G-man and taking control.

here i made this pimp azz concept pic so that u no what i mean. later woadies.

attached document

I can promise you, I can GARAUNTEE you it will at least make it this year.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8

I'm "Princess_Jen" there

I constantly continue to own this board, but this is probobly my best ownage yet!

-=Freeman the Scientist=-

Freeman the scientist was a jolly happy soul
With a great paying job and a friend named bob and two crowbars made of gold
Freeman the scientist is a action hero they say
He was made from Nerd, but the players know he cane to smack-down one day
There must have been some magic in that Anti-mass Spectrometer they wound
For when it activates all hell broke loose and head crabs danced around
Oh freeman the scientist was as scarred as he could be
And the players say he it was fun to play
Just the same as you and me
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Watch those headcrabs whoa
Thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,
Watch those zombies grow
Freeman the scientist knew Zen was hot that day
And he said “lets run and destroy their fun before earth melts away”
Down to the teleporter with the long jump module in hand
Running here and there, giving aliens their share
Saying “Catch me if you can”
He bled them down the streets of Zen right to the real big glop
And he didn’t pause a moment when he made sure the Nihalanth drop’
For freeman the scientist was trapped by G-Man today
G-Man waved goodbye saying glad you wont die we could use you some day

-= Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing=-
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!
Action on earth and action wild
Head crabs and zombies reconciled
Joyus all ye players, rise
Join the Game of the skies
With alien host who do claim
“HL2 will come from Valve”
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!

HL2 by gamers highly adored
HL2 the everlasting MOD’ers Roared
Lat in time behold it come
Offspring of Gabe favored one.
Wield in CD, also on DVD
Hail the sequel we do see
Pleased as gamers with striders do dwell
Half-Life 2 will do well
Hack! The crashing crowbar did swing
Gory is the coming King!

-=We with you a merry ATI=-
We wish you as merry Voucher
We wish you as merry Voucher
We wish you as merry Voucher
And some happy new gear

Good graphic cards to you
And all of it’s friends
Graphics cars from ATI
And delay past New Year

-=Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad=-
Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad
Still play testing on Christmas Eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’

Dad been drinking too much Caffeine
We begged him to finish, not to go
He took his time with quick save
And stumbled out the door I do know

When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of HL2 attack
There were WASD prints on his fingers
And incriminating HL2 t-shirt on his back

Combine got run over by Gabe’s Dad
Still play testing on Christmas eve
You may say theres no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’

Now were all so proud of Gabe’s Dad
He’s playing HL2 so well
As soon as there is multiplayer
He’ll will dominate like a Bat from Hell

It’s not Christmas without Half-Life
The gifts just don’t seem that swell
And we can’t help but wonder
Should keep our ATI or send it back.

Combine got run over by Gabe’s dad
Still play testing on Christmas Eve
You may say there’s no such thing as Half Life 2
But as for Gabe’s dad, he believe’

-=O, Holy Crap=-

Oh holy crap!
The shaders are brightly shining
It is the night of our dear Half-Life 2 release!

Long lay the fans in anxiousness and frustration
Till it appeared and the wait felt its worth.
A thrill of hope as weary gamers rejoices
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!

Fall on your pleas
For hear the Half Life Voices
Oh gaming tonight
Oh night when HL2 was born
Oh gaming tonight
Oh gaming tonight

-=Have your self a merry little Half Life=-
Have your self a merry little Half Life
Let crowbar not be light
From now on
Other games will be out of sight

Have your self a merry little Half Life
Doom 3 will seem gay
From now on,
Our consoles will be miles away
Here we are as in olden days
As in golden days of yore
Faithful zombies who are near to us
Will be die from us once more

Through the years the MODs will come together
If the Valve allow
Hang a shining shadier above the highest cloud
And have yourself a merry little Half Life 2.

-=Here Comes Half Life 2=-
Here comes HL2, Here comes HL2
Right down Valve lane
Game and others all his employees
Pullin’ on the reins
Crowbars ringing guns singing
All iscarry and fright
Buy your junk food and store some caffeine
‘Cause Half Life 2 comes tonight!

Doug:
　Of course, there is a multiple prayer mode. You cannot call concrete game mode yet, but, it is certain to be variety rich.

yup just one more to go

Well... time for this chapter in my life to come to an end. I'll miss most of you.

So now I'll get into the sappy and lengthly farewell speech...

Goodbye.

(What's the best way to approach a girl?)
Rip your shirt open revealing a ripped muscular physique.

As of midnight saying the word shens will become illegal. As is the following:
Speaking shens
Being shentastic
Being shenscicle
Sounding shens
Wearing a chefs hat(not known as a shens hat)
Saying the words shens hat
Making the following facial expression :|

To be a good mod just ban everyone from the forum and use the web space to host pictures of your cat

Will my toaster run HL2?????
It's got 2 slots, a temperature gauge of up to 8 and a special unfreaze button but nobody dares to press it

I'm thinking maby i should upgrade to 4 slots but that would cost quite a bit so I'm not sure if it's worth it?

If nobody can give me certain answer I geuss I'll just have to e-mail VALVe.

if hl2 is a piece of bread, yes.

"If"? It's already been confirmed n00b, check the sticky info thread.

I would upgrade to 4 slots and get a Toastmaster not a Wistercake

Better overall quality and texture

<sigh>Another Toastmaster fanboy. My Wistercake has been overclocked to 12 slots and supports bumpy terrain features.

1001 signs that you've played too much half-life 2
1 ) You spend all of your spare time trying to design a real gravity gun.

2) Everytime you turn around you see a man in a suit, and you refuse to admit to the therapist that he isn't real.

3) You've gotten a degree from MIT for flipping switches.

4) You make or post in this topic.

*Steve take a bite out of Nutrigrain bar*
*Camera does a wierd pan*
Huh?
Oh yeah! I FEEL GREAT!
*runs*
Steve: Larry, I'm quiting the forum and starting my own, and by the way I FEEL GREAT! Ommpphh!
Larry: Steve, you're a great guy with great skills, you're gonna do great... What the hell I'm comin' with ya'.
*walks away*
Steve: Hey! You're hot and I feel great, let's start a forum.
Babies: OK, but I want lots of members.
Steve: Me too. 500 of 'em. Ommmmmppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhh!
Babies: Yeah! MEMBERS EVERYWHERE!
*walks around like he owns the place*
Hand Guy: Hey, what's up?
Steve: Me. I'm up and I feel great!
Hand Guy: You feel great?
Steve: Yeah, reeeeaaaallly great! *whispers* Go ahead and hack me.
*hand guy types in code and starts hacking*
*computer blows up!*
Hand Guy: You do feel great! I just shattered my monitor! OHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHH!
*walks around like he owns the place*
Larry: Steve, this is Bill. He owns these forums and has more members than god!
Bill: I am filthy rich, I'm always pale, and I have a great computer too, but my forums suck so I hate my life.
Steve: Bill, I am Steve. I'm marrying a girl just because of her looks and we're rushing right into makin' members!
Babies: MEMBERS!
Steve: I have no friends, because I just quit the forums and I don't care because I FEEL GREAT! YEAH!
Bill: YEAH! *pumps fist*
Larry and Hand Guy: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Babies: MEMBERS! MEMBERS!

 

[Raziaar]

Well... time for this chapter in my life to come to an end. I'll miss most of you.

So now I'll get into the sappy and lengthly farewell speech...

Goodbye.

Oh god... Well I did my best at staying away... nearly half a year. I was so bored though I eventually had to come back.

 

[Qonfused]

You can never leave.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Really? Half a year? Most people who made those threads came back the next day.

 

[bassport]

I got a pretty good one in my sig. Must be at least 4 years old though.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I think I left for about a half year, but I didn't bother making no pussy-ass leaving thread.

Which would explain why noone noticed my absence. Right?




Right?

 

[Smoke]

I think I was quoted once, can't remember who or what though.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Lol i remember Jintor saying



Made me lol to noooo end

Neptune uses LOL!!1one attack.

It's super effective!

 

[Acepilotf14]

Were you the one who posted for carebear porn on 34?

WHAT THE SHIT

Oh dear god.

 

[Jintor]

Neptune uses LOL!!1one attack.

It's super effective!

Forced quote is forced. :3

Whatever happened to Darkseid anyway? He just dissappeared one day and never returned. I miss his ridiculously wordy posts.

 

[Beerdude26]

Forced quote is forced. :3

Whatever happened to Darkseid anyway? He just dissappeared one day and never returned. I miss his ridiculously wordy posts.

His spirit took control of Sulk.

 

[highlander]

He went into the black van and it sped off towards the horizon...

 

[Kula Meenur]

Posted By Hectic Glenn recently:

Originally Posted by Hectic Glenn
Banhammer.

To the face.

 

[kineaesth]

Posted By Hectic Glenn recently:

That made me chuckle, and reinforced my hypothesis that mods spend most of their time thinking up witty closers.

 

[Blackthorn]

I got quoted in someone's sig. Can't remember who. I remember it was a post about semen and leather, which shows you lengths a new guy has to go to to be recognized around here.

 

[Kula Meenur]

A glove, semen and leather?

 

[kineaesth]

A glove, semen and leather?

It was about drinking semen from a leather glove.

 

[Kula Meenur]

*throws up*




Ok cheers for that KA

 

[kineaesth]

*throws up*




Ok cheers for that KA

You need to drink quite a lot of semen before you throw up, actually. The amount a leather glove could hold probably wouldn't be sufficient.

Provided we're talking about the palm of a leather glove, and not filling up the inside.

 

[Que-Ever]

Then cut holes in the ends of the fingers and suck on them like a goat's teat.

 

[taviow]

Alert, you guys are making me sick.

I will puke on you guys.

And you guys will like it. I know you will.

 

[Blackthorn]

Well I definitely will considering how disgusting I am. But only if it's in a glove.

 

[kineaesth]

Then cut holes in the ends of the fingers and suck on them like a goat's teat.

The holes would have to be more like pin pricks for that to work, but yeah.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Alert, you guys are making me sick.

I will puke on you guys.

And you guys will like it. I know you will.

This...oh yuk



:sniper: KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[VirusType2]

I think I left for about a half year, but I didn't bother making no pussy-ass leaving thread.

Which would explain why noone noticed my absence. Right?

same, but I wouldn't call it pussy. It's just not something I did, or would do.

Just disappear.


back on topic, I didn't save any quotes, unfortunately. I remember that some of them are really funny, but I don't remember what they were really.

 

[Que-Ever]

I actually leave for a couple months at a time, and nobody notices. Everytime I do, I leave a post that could be construed as a suicide note.

 

[kineaesth]

I actually leave for a couple months at a time, and nobody notices. Everytime I do, I leave a post that could be construed as a suicide note.

Prove it.

 

[Que-Ever]

No. I know what I do, I'm not gonna search through 9,000 posts to prove it :/