Threads like these are why I love the SA forums so much.

SA is the best. I've been a goon since March and haven't looked back.

I mainly joined for Sports Argument Stadium, but it's all great.

Anyone here read the Street Sweeper from Hell thread? Golden...just golden.
 
login = fail

And, that would probably happen here also. I mean, threads about people being decapitated turn into jokes about people loosing their heads, and threads about little girls receiving a package with her lost dog's head in it make us lol.
 
Tell me any other forum that charges for registration! What the hell is that...
 
Well, it keeps the retards out.

...At least the poor ones.
 
I regularly sex my cousin up. Or I would if she would just let me.
 
Ren.182 said:
Quote it! I aint registering :)
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING THE ILLEGAL ACTIVITY OF COPYING CONTENT FROM THE SACRED PAY-FORUM SA TO A LOWLY OPEN FORUM LIKE HL2.NET, call teh warez police!

But honestly, threads like that are exactly why I'd hate the SA forums.

gh0st said:
I regularly sex my cousin up. Or I would if she would just let me.
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:eek: wb ghost, I never really realized you were posting again :thumbs:
 
I registered at SA years ago before you had to pay. Now I can't be arsed to infect that shithole wit mah nolleges.
 
What kind of idiot posts a link to a forum that needs paid registration to view?

If it is that great, just copy and paste it. Otherwise, you fail and shouldn't have bothered posting this thread at all.
 
You usually don't need to pay to read the forum, but every now and then someone flips a switch and you need to pay just to read it. So yeah, wait a few days if you can't be bothered paying.
 
I'd imagine that it would be a reason to dislike the SA forums.... :/
 
From my experience you shouldn't have to login just to read it, but I will quote the original post and several follow-up funny replies from that thread because I am bored.

Original Post said:
I traveled up to UNH this weekend because my cousin Meg was having a graduation party and she was nice enough to invite me. We used to be good friends when we were younger but since then have been pretty distant. One of my good friends Jared lives in a fraternity at UNH so he said I was welcome to sleep on his futon. I felt like I had to invite him to the party so I went and did, and he accepted.

The party sucked. I felt awkward being there and so did Jared. We didn't even bring booze because we figured they would supply the alcohol. This wasn't the case though. After about 30 minutes into the party my cousin was nice enough to actually talk to me and it was instantly obvious that she was bombed out of her mind. She asked me why I wasn't drinking and I told her I didn't bring any booze (it was noon). She told me and Jared there was "tons of booze" in her room and that if we weren't drunk in the next hour she would kick our asses.

We went upstairs and there was indeed a lot of alcohol. I am a beer man but there was only Natty Ice with the rest of the alcohol being hard liquor. Jared, being the alcoholic frat boy he is, grabbed the bottle of Bacardi 151 and said we can get drunk in fifteen minutes with this. I hate shots, but for some reason I had severe social anxiety and I wanted to be drunk, so I agreed. I forced two shots down in like three minutes and it burned so bad. I didn't want to do anymore but Jared insisted that I man up, so I did three more shots in the next fifteen minutes. Jared insisted that since he did six that I do one more before we went back downstairs, so I did. We each took about three Natty Ices and went back downstairs.

By the time we went downstairs I was starting to feel different. I'm only 155lbs and it had been about two months since I last drank so this was no surprise. Next thing I know I'm talking nonstop and feeling like a million dollars, chugging down the Natty Ices with ease. I was absolutely shitfaced and was loving it. The party picked up for a little while but then quickly died down. Jared, who had been talking with Meg for like an hour, came over and insisted that we head to this party with 3 kegs and jungle juice. So the three of us and Meg's friend Kait walked like two miles to this party.

There had to be like 150 people there, it was crazy at least by my party standards. The kegs were done but there was a backyard area that wasn't as crowded and it was there we found some jungle juice. The four of us finished it all and went back inside. This is when things get very blurry. I remember dancing with some random girl and someone falling down. I see Meg and managed to ask her where Jared went and she said he left with Kait. I want to pass out at this point so I called Jared ten times (according to my cell phone the next morning) and I guess he wouldn't pick up. I had no idea where his frat was so I decided to go upstairs and pass out on some random bed.

I remember Meg waking me up and saying we have to go and then I remember stumbling around with her in the streets and the next thing I know I am in her room. I remember being on the floor and hearing her say you can sleep on the bed with me. The next thing I know she is grabbing my junk and I'm feeling her tits. Time flashes forward and she is laying on the bed completely naked and I'm taking my clothes off. I remember trying to stick it in her but I couldn't get it hard so we just rubbed on each other and I fingered her and I remember her getting very wet like I've never seen a girl get wet.

I remember waking up with the room very very bright and hearing a door open. I look over and there's Jared and Kait staring at me in disbelief. I remember Kait screaming "IS THAT MEG?" and Meg waking up and telling Kait that they need to talk. Meg and Kait left and Jared just stared at me. I told him it was his fault for pressuring me to drink and that I don't think me and Meg did anything except sleep naked in the same bed. Jared then told me out of his four years in college this was by far the craziest thing he's ever witnessed and swore he would tell no one.

After things settled down me and Meg talked about what happened and agreed that someone spiked the jungle juice with something and that we didn't know who we were when we were in bed. The big problem was that Kait has a big mouth and Kait had just found out this morning that Meg had ****ed her boyfriend while she was on Spring Break. So now apparently there's a chance Kait is going to tell a lot of people about this as revenge and I have a feeling our family will find out. If this happens my life is over because it will ruin the family and my parents are crazy so they will probably disown me or something. I've made the decision to never drink again because I believe the sole cause of this was alcohol (I doubt anyone spiked the jungle juice). I never thought I was capable of doing anything so immoral, but I did, and it happened, and I don't know how I'm going to stop the fallout. Help.
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Reply-1 said:
You should go and **** her when you're sober and can get it up. If you're life's going to be ruined because you fooled around with your cousin, the least you can do is get a proper shag out of it.
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Reply-2 said:
If it makes you feel any better, I never had sex with any relatives and I think that no matter how drunk you are, you still retain some amount of objectivity, thus making your actions inexcusable. Hope this helps.
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Firstly, it is unfortunate that this happened. It happened because you were drunk. Getting drunk doesn't automatically mean you'll **** your cousin - so it was a chanced thing. It was a one-in-a-hundred kind of ordeal - and some ****ed up shit happened.

That could have been a lot worse. You drank alcohol - you got extremely drunk - and did some stupid shit. If your parents disown you, well - I guess that cannot be avoided if they don't hear your pleas.
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Reply-4 said:
"You stupid, stupid, stupid person. Why did you do anything other than say "**** you" at this point?"

She would have just replied "Wait for later."
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Reply-5 said:
Hey! I just ****ed my cousin and don't want anyone to find out... I know! I'll post it on the internet!
What the hell is wrong with you? Just make sure, you, meg, and jared all agree that it never happened and point out that the other chick was wasted. Three on one after a crazy drunken night should throw her credibility out the window...

Oh and maybe she should get the morning after pill because there may be more after math that you definatly don't want to deal with...

edit: I'm with that guy ^^^ is she hot? post pics plz
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Reply-6 said:
I think there's a line at which "oops I was drunk" doesn't really apply anymore.

Incest is that line.
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Reply-7 said:
You never actually ****ed her though, is that right?

This doesn't seem to be that bad to me. Really goddamn embarrassing and vaguely incestuous, but only vaguely. You were both drunk, you hadn't really been interacting with her on a family basis, and you didn't even have sex.

If I were you I'd defuse the incident. Tell it like a funny joke to your close friends, make it clear you didn't actually have sex, and leave out the heavy details. Say 'Guess it's time to buy a banjo' and leave it at that.

Eh, it's what I'd do anyway.
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Reply-8 said:
I have a cousin that's hot, she used to pose nude for me, I still have those pictures. She even masturbated in front of me one time and let me photograph it. Get over it, it's no big deal. It's not like getting it on with your sister.
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Reply-9 said:
Somehow, I never envisioned a scenario where someone would be thankful they got drunk dick.
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Reply-10 said:
I ****ed my cousin once. In my defense I had no idea she was my cousin at the time. Then I found out and ****ed her again. It’s all good. You’ll live.

Also, the internet detectives are ****ing talented. Scary, but talented. Seriously, you people should get legit detective work - Neckbeard McInternet Private Investigations.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say.....

pics or it didn't happen
 
That's no fun.

In order for most good things on the Internet to work, you need to maintain an open mind. Is it really that unlikely that someone in this screwed up world messed around with their cousin, albeit by accident?

Just consider it being a possibility or else leave this thread, because you're wasting your time. If you were a member of SA you'd learn to sniff out what is truth and what is not. There's a lot of messed up people in this world, but generally I like to hope that the common person on the Internet isn't going to type out like......ok upon closer inspection, it's exactly 1,000 words.

That's kind of creepy :|
 
Jared then told me out of his four years in college this was by far the craziest thing he's ever witnessed and swore he would tell no one.
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So he wanted to tell the internet? Also <_< >_> Pics.
 
neptuneuk said:
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It wasn't a serious comment.





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Yes but the doubt still remains, doesn't it?

I'm just sick of people not willing to accept stories on the Internet that are only remotely outlandish, simply for that reason, they are on the Internet.

I'm not saying believe everything you see, not even close, but keeping an open mind will let you enjoy stories on the Internet that much more.
 
This could of happened, sure, but the fact that he asked for help on the SA forum? Sometimes when I see this stuff I do wonder if they just make it up to get funny replies from the Goons. Who knows, though. It's like when you see those posts on 4chan about people asking for help. Legit or not, 4chan or SA is the worst places to go asking for help. You just know what the response is going to be.
 
Asking for help is an incredible way to disguise a post that's true purpose is "hey look at what I did" or "I need to talk about this to someone"

It happens a lot, and a lot of us are victim. SA has very little tolerance for low-content threads, so if he just posted that without it being a "help" thread, it wouldn't have been received as well as it was. Threads that don't offer much in the way of replies are very frowned upon. If you don't ask a question and give people a chance to give input, your thread fails.
 
Myden - but I don't post much.

Well, I post a lot in NHL Gameday threads in SAS
 
I don't see a problem here.

That's normal where I live.

*banjo
 
Sidewinder said:
no forum is worth ten bucks
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I would have thought that too until I started reading the sports section.

You know that feeling you get when you go see a sporting event when the home scores a goal and you realize how awesome it is to be there and enjoy this event with all of the people around you? It's like that with the sports section. With national sports leagues it's not possible to be physically at the game, but with this board it's like I'm still getting the mental connection with other people enjoying the same game I'm enjoying, but while watching it on TV.

The reason this can only happen on those boards is simply because there's nearly 100,000 active members, and it doesn't work with smaller communities. The sports section of SA has people that like every sport imaginable and groups of people who are fans of every sports team imaginable. It's the diversity that really adds to it.
 
Baal said:
I would have thought that too until I started reading the sports section.

You know that feeling you get when you go see a sporting event when the home scores a goal and you realize how awesome it is to be there and enjoy this event with all of the people around you? It's like that with the sports section. With national sports leagues it's not possible to be physically at the game, but with this board it's like I'm still getting the mental connection with other people enjoying the same game I'm enjoying, but while watching it on TV.

The reason this can only happen on those boards is simply because there's nearly 100,000 active members, and it doesn't work with smaller communities. The sports section of SA has people that like every sport imaginable and groups of people who are fans of every sports team imaginable. It's the diversity that really adds to it.
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You hit the nail on the head. Pretty much every forum has its own dedicated community, and believe it or not, they really respect each other for the most part. This is because just about any user who's an asshole or a really noticably bad poster gets banned before they can really do any harm. The fee weeds out all the trolls and assholes, and actually brings in people who are going to take the boards seriously, which is why it is, to my knowledge, the most mature internet community out there.
 
there was a time when I would have rammed my oingo boingo into my cousins velvet underground, but then she got ugly.
 
I don't see the big deal, so he had "sort of" sex with his cousin, one that he hardly had any contact with apparently. Awkward yes, and not on my "things to do before I die"-list, but not immoral as he calls it.

But yeah, I love the SA forums, they're made of win. I think the word filter that non-goons get is pretty funny actually, much better than censorship like this forum has for example. The phrase "I hosed my cousin" > "I fucked my cousin".
 
Signing up to SA was the best 10 bucks I ever spent.

Spend a while lurking in all the forums and you'll see why - SA has the funniest and most intelligent community on the internet, bar none. 'Tis worth doing.
 
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