Top Tips for a Better Life

You still pay extortionate amounts of money for jeans with holes cut into them :shh:

-Angry Lawyer
 
I'm thinking that on the side people should exercise, don't smoke and don't over drink, eat healthy, run a few miles every 3 or 4 days, and if you feel like it, lift weight.

And everyone should play sports, even if it is just volleyball at a party or something.
 
ComradeBadger said:
Never bought jeans pre-ripped.. if I want a rip, I do it myself, prefer it that way :)
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Good... if you bought them pre-ripped i'd have to call you a consumer whore.

I refrain from what I call people who intentionally rip their jeans though... :bonce:
 
Don't think about anything too much.
Don't bother with fasion or pop shit.
Figure out A) what you like doing and B) what you're good at.
And, if you don't get in trouble for not doing it, don't do it.

Warning- the above probably won't actually work for anyone but me. If you try it, and you **** up your life... you're a dumbass.

EDIT: oh, and don't brush your teeth. Rub them clean with a towel if they're too furry for your liking. I have never, NEVER NEVER managed to keep in contact with a toothbrush for more than a week or so.
 
Que-Ever said:
Don't think about anything too much.
Don't bother with fasion or pop shit.
Figure out A) what you like doing and B) what you're good at.
And, if you don't get in trouble for not doing it, don't do it.

Warning- the above probably won't actually work for anyone but me. If you try it, and you **** up your life... you're a dumbass.

EDIT: oh, and don't brush your teeth. Rub them clean with a towel if they're too furry for your liking. I have never, NEVER NEVER managed to keep in contact with a toothbrush for more than a week or so.
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thats quite...gross. as far as my dentist is concerned, a towel does not help prevent gingivitis.

BAD ADVICE.
 
If my teeth fall out, I'll get fake ones. Made out of somehting that looks like GOLD. Hell yeah.
 
ComradeBadger said:
What do you call them?
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I dunno...

Though it seems like quite a fashion slave thing to do.

I'm just rebellious when it comes to trendy fashion, in the sense that people buy new clothes, then make them try to look old and worn... why not just go to the salvation army and buy old and worn clothes?

That's always pissed me off...
 
I buy pre ripped jeans.

What now?

Who wants to go?

They're $200 a piece.. Let's go, bring it on.
 
You're a dumbass who wastes huge amounts of money to buy shit clothes so you can look like a hobo.

ah, ah, no arguing.
 
I like pre-ripped jeans, as long as they're not extremely ripped and they don't have a crappy yellowish wash.
 
My girlfriend likes ripped jeans... just like she likes cologne. I don't personally care for wearing cologne, since I can't smell it on me after 10 seconds of putting it on. I also don't personally care what kind of jeans I wear since I don't see them on me.

Both could be considered a "waste of money" but the whole point of wearing them is to impress someone.
 
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one's watching.
 
-Be confidient. With your fashion, hair, actions, everything. I changed up my clothes and let my hair do its natural curl and everyone loved it. I thought I looked dumb but I decided to do it anyway.

I honestly can't stand things staying the same for to long and I always have to change things up. Without being confident I would be to scared to ever try new things. I'd also like to point out theres a difference between being confident and being stupid.

-Stick up for what you believe in. As the saying goes, "You have enemies, good. It means you stood up for something once in your life".

-Don't do pot because it can make you think your having fun when your bored. You might be confused? Well rather than being smoking pot you could be off learning a new skill, creating a memory, flirting with some chick, or something. However if you do believe you are do not become "lazier" when you are doing pot then I have no objections besides.... be careful and don't get caught.

-Have Fun in all situations. Even on your worst day look to the upside of things and just enjoy it. What is a better thing to do in life than have fun?
 
MInerel makes a good point.

I'd also add that..confidence in the situation you're in is EVERYTHING
 
tehsolace said:
My girlfriend likes ripped jeans... just like she likes cologne. I don't personally care for wearing cologne, since I can't smell it on me after 10 seconds of putting it on. I also don't personally care what kind of jeans I wear since I don't see them on me.

Both could be considered a "waste of money" but the whole point of wearing them is to impress someone.
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Well, My motto is "**** everyone and what they think about me". So that might explain a few things about me.
 
Don't listen to anyone who tells you what you should be doing with your life. It's your life, and you're already doing what you want. If you're not, you should have been told this sooner.
 
Go to bed before midnight, drink plenty water, wash yourself regularly, clean your rooms, open windows, spend time outside, be nice to people, wave and smile rather than flip people off, give stuff away, make people laugh, educate yourself, be modest, practice the things you love, even if you are good at it.
Don't look away if someone catches you staring at them, mind your appearance, compliment others, conform occasionally, rebel occasionally, make yourself known, get to know other people, vary your diet, be receptive, set attainable goals, set unattainable goals,
work hard,
relax harder.
 
Do your best not to f*ck people over and have the good grace to admit when you're wrong. Neither of these is necessarily easy.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Alcohol fixes most problems. Except alcoholism.

-Angry Lawyer
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No no Alcohol fixes all problems....if a problem isn't fixed it means you need to keep drinking, this includes alcoholism.
 
Yeah drink enough alcohol and you'll fix your liver/brain/unborn child.

Permanently.
 
Never say never...well shit, i know i just said it twice.

I always feel be receptive to people. You never know where you might make a life-time friend of meet the love of your life. If you are closed your not even giving yourself that chance.
 
15357 said:
Don't drink Kirov.
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I second this :P it's cheap and tacky, Kirovman must be making a fortune.



Btw here is my advice, staying on internet forums all day damages your eyes, keeps you inactive and makes you anti social. Don't do it unless your a lazy slob like me :D
 
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Well I'll drink anything that's free Raziaar.
 
Some tips:

-Be Respectful and nice to people in your family. They will always be there to support you unless you shove them away.

-Don't get a credit card until you are out of college and self-sufficient.

-Always be confident and stick up for yourself when necessary.

-Find a healthy trade-off between being a workaholic, and being so lazy that you become a wage slave. Remember that slacking off too much makes you lose potential future earnings.

-Don't pick some stupid major in college with no future earning potential because you think it *might* be something you enjoy. Pick one that will actually land you a job afterwards and which won't sink yourself into a massive hole of deferred debt.

-Don't have kids until you're ready and in a stable situation with a person you want to live with for the rest of your life. This sounds obvious, but there's a lot of people who start some pretty f*cked up families.

-Try to think of potential consequences for everything you do, and observe other people's decisions and the after-effects. Try to learn from other people's mistakes before making your own mistakes.
 
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