Useless hacking skillz

Ikerous

Ikerous

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I can hack solitaire so i win with the first card i move
Frickin leet.

I can also take down the hl2.net main page and replace it w/ w/e i wanted
And make it fairly hard to fix ^.^
(not that i ever would :angel:)

What kind of lame stuff can you do?
(And hacking cs with other ppl's progz doesnt count :p)
 
i hack zombies with my trusty axe - does that count?
 
CptStern said:
gob, spit, phlegm


I hack people's arguments to shreds ...does that count?
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Not if they're lemon king's arguments
Teta_Bonita said:
*goes to wikipedia*

errm I mean loogies. :E
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Now i get it ^_^
The spelling threw me off
 
I've played css with bots and wireframes on
And i think bots can see through boxes o.O
 
I can hack arms and legs. Oh yeah I can also hack useless threads created for the sole purpose of enlargening your e-peen cause you think hacking is cool.
 
epenis.jpg


or not
 
I hacked C&C Generals to give me a rocket buggy that instantly killed the driver of the vehicle.
 
Define "hacking".

I can make some good VBS scripts. Like a spam of pop-up windows and only shutting down the PC can stop it and make them so they appear everytime Windows starts in registry.

C&C Generals is easy to hack up. More modding really. Just open the file in notepad and just altering a few numbers can make 1 guy invincible or insanely powerful.
 
You used to be able to use vbscript on webpages to open someones cd tray

I also used to use an old ie vulnerability to insert vbscript into the local zone and use it to d/l and run any program i wanted :P

Too bad those dont work anymore
 
Mutley said:
C&C Generals is easy to hack up. More modding really. Just open the file in notepad and just altering a few numbers can make 1 guy invincible or insanely powerful.
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No shit. That's why it's the only thing I have down, I suck. The only things I've 'hacked' are C&C games and HL2.
 
>>sv_cheats 1
>>noclip

Hax0r!

You used to be able to set sv_cheats to 1 with a memory editor while in public servers
It probably doesn't work anymore though :/
 
I made a cool program that hid in the background and started on startup that constantly rang the mobo bell. My teacher freaked out and though something was wrong with the comps. I told a few kids and soon the program multiplied so she thought it was a virus and was sending it to other comps. Hilarity ensued when she found out it was me(I was her tech aid).
 
First thing I ever hacked was oregon trail on the school network. I didn't just change the high-scores; lets just say I had a dirty mind.
 
I could probably do a shitty netbios hack, it worked before, but that PC was relatively insecure.
 
I hacked pes account a couple days back and posted porn.





jus kiddddiiin.
 
Ikerous said:
I can also take down the hl2.net main page and replace it w/ w/e i wanted
And make it fairly hard to fix ^.^
(not that i ever would :angel:)
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Same over hear. But never would even if i got banned.
 
Sparda said:
Same over hear. But never would even if i got banned.
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O rly?
How would you go about it?
(Just generally speaking, no need for specifics)

Just curious if theres more than one way to skin a cat
 
the boarding school i went too had it's whole website designed by the brother of the assistant headmaster.

We had a system setup for merits and demerits, and you could use merits to buy things, like days off from school, meal passes (didn't have to attend meals) and so forth.

Well the guy comes to school to talk to us one day about Christianity (it was a Christian school), and afterwards i go up to him and ask him about the schools site, and if he really designed it all. He tells me really did, and tells me he does security for some other company, and long story short he said he'd give $1,000 to anybody who is able to hack the schools merit website.

I confess, i didn't really hack the website. I had a floppy i use that clears the windows login passwords (it's for 'security' reasons, the website claims). And i get in and install cain and abel, and a brute force password cracker, and set it up on the schools login.

I get a teacher's password and login, and change the merits for everybody, and take a screen shot and send it the guy who made it. He claimed i didn't really hack it and only have me $50. But, i had the teachers password which let me onto the schools servers, and their whole login and email system was set off a single sheet done in excel, it's like a cvs style format or something.

Well this has literally everybody's password and login. So i login as the administrator of the system, and see how everything is all setup (i didn't actually change anything), and i finally find the computer which controls bess our internet filter from n2h2. And i get in and they have logs from every student of every hour, i see how they block what and for who. I had total control over everything at this point. But i didn't do anything, because i didn't really care...

But i did show a few of the students before i left that i was friends with, and they ended doing some pretty dumb things which i was blamed for. They couldn't prove anything, and therefore couldn't take any action against me (i really didn't do anything).

The biggest thing i'd say, was when one of the guy sent an email to every student (7th-12th grade) as an english teacher that read, "i'm a f***ing ****** and i like to sit on c*ck!" and somebody else turned off bess and added a group called '****ers' and put all the teachers in them and blocked every site with 'http://www.*.*’


this is the pic i sent the guy showing i did it, the names were not blocked out of course:
http://nortonsflorist.com/ava/pics/alec/comedy/super-duper-merits.jpg
 
hmm, I can make 1337 porn
Code: 
/   / \S/T\A \RRED

Upside down boobies
(  *  )(  *  )

yes, starred
 
I can change variables while a program is running and use brute force password crackers

I am so god damn leet.
 
I don't know how to hack, I'm afraid.
I've changed a lot of variables in games, used "hacks"(actually just 'dirty' ways to get around a problem or get a certain event, but these are called hacks in computer games) and once managed to use a hex editor to change some money values on a game I don't remember anymore...

I also know how to use the NTFS format system as a rootkit so you can add any program to another program (e.g. notepad.exe) and have it start up with it, only showing up in the "process" list under a different name.
Never tried it though :p
 
xcellerate said:
the boarding school i went too had it's whole website designed by the brother of the assistant headmaster.

We had a system setup for merits and demerits, and you could use merits to buy things, like days off from school, meal passes (didn't have to attend meals) and so forth.

Well the guy comes to school to talk to us one day about Christianity (it was a Christian school), and afterwards i go up to him and ask him about the schools site, and if he really designed it all. He tells me really did, and tells me he does security for some other company, and long story short he said he'd give $1,000 to anybody who is able to hack the schools merit website.

I confess, i didn't really hack the website. I had a floppy i use that clears the windows login passwords (it's for 'security' reasons, the website claims). And i get in and install cain and abel, and a brute force password cracker, and set it up on the schools login.

I get a teacher's password and login, and change the merits for everybody, and take a screen shot and send it the guy who made it. He claimed i didn't really hack it and only have me $50. But, i had the teachers password which let me onto the schools servers, and their whole login and email system was set off a single sheet done in excel, it's like a cvs style format or something.

Well this has literally everybody's password and login. So i login as the administrator of the system, and see how everything is all setup (i didn't actually change anything), and i finally find the computer which controls bess our internet filter from n2h2. And i get in and they have logs from every student of every hour, i see how they block what and for who. I had total control over everything at this point. But i didn't do anything, because i didn't really care...

But i did show a few of the students before i left that i was friends with, and they ended doing some pretty dumb things which i was blamed for. They couldn't prove anything, and therefore couldn't take any action against me (i really didn't do anything).

The biggest thing i'd say, was when one of the guy sent an email to every student (7th-12th grade) as an english teacher that read, "i'm a f***ing ****** and i like to sit on c*ck!" and somebody else turned off bess and added a group called '****ers' and put all the teachers in them and blocked every site with 'http://www.*.*’


this is the pic i sent the guy showing i did it, the names were not blocked out of course:
http://nortonsflorist.com/ava/pics/alec/comedy/super-duper-merits.jpg
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Security Hive Ftw!
 
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