Well spank my ass and call me Charlie...

[Drackard]

You pansies know nothing about Nam. I spent 6 years crawling in the bamboo, wearing nothing but some palm leaves and my m16, with this god-awful smell everywhere. When you've smelt that smell, the smell of flesh burning and the anguish of millions of people, the smell of your friend's faces being turned to mush in front of your very eyes, you can post about NAM BUT YOU HAVENT!! YOU DIDN'T FIGHT FOR WHAT WAS GOOD AND RIGHT IN THE HEAT OF SOME GOD-FORSKAKEN JUNGLE, YOU DIDN'T RETURN TO AN UNGRATEFUL COUNTRY THAT HATES YOU FOR FIGHTING EVIL. YOU DIDN"T!!!!!! YOU DIDNT SPEND YEARS IN A CHARLIE POW CAMP WHERE THEY BEAT YOU DAILY AND MADE YOU EAT FECES!!! WHEN YOU HAVE COWERED IN YOUR FOXHOLE, WITH ALL MANNER OF BUGS BITING YOU, WITH VIET CONG MORTAR FIRE RAINING DOWN ON TOP OF YOU, CONTRACTing TROPICAL DISEASES THAT MADE YOUR PENIS SWELL TO THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL BAT, YOU CAN WRITE IN YOUR PANSY FORUMS ABOUT NAM.

/slap !

 

[15357]

You pansies know nothing about Nam. I spent 6 years crawling in the bamboo, wearing nothing but some palm leaves and my m16, with this god-awful smell everywhere. When you've smelt that smell, the smell of flesh burning and the anguish of millions of people, the smell of your friend's faces being turned to mush in front of your very eyes, you can post about NAM BUT YOU HAVENT!! YOU DIDN'T FIGHT FOR WHAT WAS GOOD AND RIGHT IN THE HEAT OF SOME GOD-FORSKAKEN JUNGLE, YOU DIDN'T RETURN TO AN UNGRATEFUL COUNTRY THAT HATES YOU FOR FIGHTING EVIL. YOU DIDN"T!!!!!! YOU DIDNT SPEND YEARS IN A CHARLIE POW CAMP WHERE THEY BEAT YOU DAILY AND MADE YOU EAT FECES!!! WHEN YOU HAVE COWERED IN YOUR FOXHOLE, WITH ALL MANNER OF BUGS BITING YOU, WITH VIET CONG MORTAR FIRE RAINING DOWN ON TOP OF YOU, CONTRACTing TROPICAL DISEASES THAT MADE YOUR PENIS SWELL TO THE SIZE OF A BASEBALL BAT, YOU CAN WRITE IN YOUR PANSY FORUMS ABOUT NAM.

Uh...... I love you for fighting the evil communist bastards who should be destroyed?


LONG LIVE AUTHORITARIAN ANTI-COMMUNISM!

YOU DON'T KNOW FEAR UNTIL YOU'VE FACED THE HORDES OF COMMUNISTIC LIBERALS. YOUR LIEUTENANT TELLS YOU TO FIRE THE FRIGGING TEAR GAS CANISTERS, AND YOU WAIT THE FEW UNEASY TERRIFIYING MOMENTS. THEN YOU SEE THE BASTARDS COMING OUT OF THE FOG OF WAR/TEAR GAS, COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED BY THE GAS, AND THE CAPTAIN SHOUTS "SHIELDS UP!". THE EVIL ****ERS COME AT YOU CHANTING "SPINDLE! FOLD! MUTILATE!", AND SEEMINGLY INTENT ON TAKING YOUR HEAD OFF WITH IRON PIPES. THEY SHOUT LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY OR SOME OTHER COMMUNISTIC SHIT AND THROW A GAS BOMB AT YOU. YOU DODGE IT, AND AFTER A MOMENT OF RELIEF YOU NOTICE YOUR FEET ON FIRE. YOU DROP YOUR SHIELD AND GET A BRICK TO THE FACE, WAKING UP AT A HOSPITAL 3 DAYS LATER.

true story, btw.

 

[Remus]

All of you shut the **** up. Thank you.

 

[Sparda]

Rofl

 

[99.vikram]

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie...

But I don't want to :bounce:

 

[Pax]

Ohsnap

Big letters and different colours do not really get your point across.

- Pax

 

[Ennui]

Pax speaks the truth.

They mostly just make me want to delete your post.

 

[Danimal]

*Hides body in dumpster*

Indeed.

 

[The Monkey]

Danimal, what were you called before?

 

[15357]

He's always been Danimal, has he not?

 

[Drackard]

Yeah i thought he had been :|

 

[Remus]

helo

 

[Danimal]

Danimal, what were you called before?

Danimal.

 

[The Monkey]

Danimal.

:O