What personality does YOUR penis have?

[Tollbooth Willie]

I haven't worn underwear in about a year or so. Now mine likes it when I rub up against the zipper area gently.

 

[Bad^Hat]

That's not a personality. That's just gross and maybe a little awesome.

 

[Pesmerga]

We don't get along politically, he leans to the right.

I lol'd.

 

[MJ12]

If my penis was a person I'd imagine it would be angry at me for masturbating, because to him, it would be like vomiting.

 

[MJ12]

Personality of my Vagina.

 

[VirusType2]

Dear Penis,

I don't think I like you anymore.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcpwb_rodney-carrington-dear-penis_fun

 

[TheDude]

My penis is a struggler.

 

[.Wolf.]

He is a kind, He likes to poke things, and unfortunatly sticks up for women at the wrong moments. not to mention he tries to repeatedly violate my hand. still, what ever floats his boat.
-Goes and joins a nazi orgy -
only held back by his one weakness.
he isent self aware. - sobs -

 

[Marinmald]

I would have to say mine is like the mighty redwood, always standing tall and firm.

 

[Pesmerga]

I would have to say mine is like the mighty redwood, always standing tall and firm.

...always?

 

[Dynasty]

Sometimes wakes up before I do, generally is pretty well behaved unless im on a bus or see a girl I like...ahem...

 

[Insano]

It's always nice to have someone close to discuss Freud whenever you feel the need to.

 

[Pesmerga]

Sometimes wakes up before I do, generally is pretty well behaved unless im on a bus or see a girl I like...ahem...

...on a bus?

HL2net is creeping me out.

 

[Kula Meenur]

I don't have a penis, i'm a girl



kiddin, there are no girls on the interbutts

 

[Pesmerga]

4 pages on the personality of its poster's penii and people wonder where halflife2.net went wrong.

 

[McGooTheWise]

My penis has a naughty behavior. He can control me sometimes and get me into situations that I look at on the other side and want to kill myself for, not to mention when I went to Florida last week he fell in love every 5 minutes... lot of pretty girls down there.

He is also a very affectionate guy. Loves being pet. But he likes it most when you go fast and tight... He'll bug the hell out of me every day till I pet him at least once until he drools, then I stop, because his drool smells weird...

 

[Calhoun]

I have a very long and tender history with my penis, with some very hard times we've gone through. I can still remember all of the times that he invaded another country with his seamen and I ended up coming under his command again during the initial penetration of enemy lines.

 

[McGooTheWise]

I have a very long and tender history with my penis, with some very hard times we've gone through. I can still remember all of the times that he invaded another country with his seamen and I ended up coming under his command again during the initial penetration of enemy lines.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU AND YOUR PENIS HAVE WON

5 INTERNETS!

AND A FLESHLIGHT!

*batteries not included*

 

[Slug Advisor]

He has some interesting though flawes opinions on philosophical subjects, and it's always fun to disprove his theories.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Some nice puns, but this is getting boring and formulaic. All further posts must be of 500 words or more.

 

[L3N!N]

Mine often tries to run away, but don't worry, i've set up traps.


PENIS TRAPS.

IT'S A TARP!


Mine is amazingly tall and stocky. He likes balloons

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

We need Darksied.

 

[Eejit]

This thread needs Short Recoil's response.



Then it can be locked and stickied for posterity.

 

[The Monkey]

Mine's very sensitive, you gotta know how to handle him so not to piss him off.

 

[ShinRa]

i typed this sentence with my penis.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Mine has been sick since that accident with the freezer door. He's been pale, limp, cold, and pretty much unresponsive.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I think Zombie's penis is a pretty cool guy, its pretty wierd looking and doesn't afraid of anything.

penis edit: I edited your penis.

And my penis doesn't like being asked questions... its a bit dumb like that, but when he's angry, he spits.

 

[Saturos]

My penis has a mind of it's own. Sometimes I get a chubby during inappropriate times.

In which case I have to remove myself from public and go to the bathroom to give it a spanking for being naughty. :naughty:

 

[Solaris]

Mines like Julius Ceaser

Veni, Vici, Veni

 

[Que-Ever]

He's always up for a little game of one-on-one, but if you beat him, he'll cum in your eye.

That was good until part way through.