What personality does YOUR penis have?

[Atomic_Piggy]

Mines very aggresive. It can get quite irritating sometimes. I'm all flirting and its like "come on, get the bitch into bed" and I'm like "hold on dude, we need to wait for the opportune moment" and hes like "I don't know why I picked you. :|"

And don't even get me started on what he says when I need to piss.

 

[giant384]

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[Stormy]

Mine is like a turtle, when he gets scaird I can suck him up inside to keep him safe.

 

[Zephos]

Mine is a nagger. It wants it when I can't do it, and then it just won't shut up.

 

[highlander]

Mine is a penis. he likes doing penis things. He and his penis friends, ho ho ho ho, the things they've gotten up too.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

We're like the odd couple :|

I'm sensible whereas he's always rushing into things

 

[bbson john]

Mine, useless nerd

 

[Eejit]

We don't get along politically, he leans to the right.

 

[LackingSaint]

Mine often tries to run away, but don't worry, i've set up traps.


PENIS TRAPS.

 

[soulslicer]

My pen is rather good actually. Got a hell of alot of ink, never stops flowing and is always ready to take on any test.

 

[Irksome]

Homoerotic fantasy.

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[Qonfused]

He's always up and ready to go in the morning and I'm like, "stfu I'm tired."

 

[Sheepo]

Mine's a bit of an academic. 'Ol Corneleus is always dicussing some literature when at work.

 

[Stigmata]

We don't get along politically, he leans to the right.

I giggle'd.

 

[Shamrock]

Mine's an imperialist.

 

[LackingSaint]

My penis is a dictator.

What's you penis?

We should start a marketing campaign.

In my pants.

 

[Beerdude26]

Mine is far too eager and energetic. After x times of doing he just gets up again and yells "YEY AGAIN LOL"
Me: "But you are hurting so badly and I want to sleep!"
Penis: "PUT ME BACK IN DAMMIT"
Me: "But I don't get any enjoyment out of it!"
Penis: "DO IT FAGET"
Me: D:

 

[Emporius]

mine's a by-the-book soldier. Everymorning when I wake up I have to piss a gallon, but oh no, Mr. Peeps makes me wait until he is finished at his post and stands down.

 

[Stigmata]

Mine is far too eager and energetic. After x times of doing he just gets up again and yells "YEY AGAIN LOL"
Me: "But you are hurting so badly and I want to sleep!"
Penis: "PUT ME BACK IN DAMMIT"
Me: "But I don't get any enjoyment out of it!"
Penis: "DO IT FAGET"
Me: D:

Also this.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Mine is far too eager and energetic. After x times of doing he just gets up again and yells "YEY AGAIN LOL"
Me: "But you are hurting so badly and I want to sleep!"
Penis: "PUT ME BACK IN DAMMIT"
Me: "But I don't get any enjoyment out of it!"
Penis: "DO IT FAGET"
Me: D:

Yeah I agree with this.

Statement of the topic award goes to that guy

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Mines the kind that leans back and enjoys stuff although he will jump up when he gets excited

 

[Slug Advisor]

I'm getting incredible readings of gay from this thread! Over 9000 gigafurries!

 

[Crash]

I don't know about personality, but I know he sure likes tuna!

 

[Raziaar]

Wow, what a thread.

 

[ailevation]

my penis hates pussies, so he likes beating them up.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's a banana and it always gets the first word in on my friends. Yeah.

 

[Shakermaker]

Mine's quite cocky.

 

[MJ12]

What's my penis like?

 

[CyberPitz]

Mine's all, "OH SHIT SHE'S HOT!" and I gotta constantly remind him that he's never going to see the pink again....

 

[[Matt]]

mines the 'yay lets stand to attention EVERY morning when he wakes up to annoy him' type...

 

[JFry]

I can't figure out if I'm impotent or just sleeping with girls that are too fugly.

 

[TheDude]

Mine's HARD to get e long with. It finds itself in sticky situations where I have to do the cleaning up. its best friend is a pussy and its next door neighbor is an ass hole. it hangs out with a couple of nuts all day and any time I get mad at it I beat it till it throws up.

 

[Vegeta897]

Well I think TheDude wins the thread.

 

[Raziaar]

 

[Crash]

"I don't care who you are that's pretty funny right there...."

 

[AmishSlayer]

I clicked this thread expecting a quiz

 

[Sulkdodds]

He and I are in perfect accord.

God damn right we are. - sulk's penis

 

[taviow]

It is kind of annoying. Always hard when I wake up and every single time I see my spanish teacher, it's difficult to even talk to her like that.

 

[Wanted Bob]

He must have some form of ADD I swear. Most friggin inopertune times when I'm not thinking of anything!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Sadomasochistic. It enjoys torturing me by making me torture it.