Why do women moan so much?

[-Psy-]

How come women always seem to whine about everything? Is it something genetic that tells them that they must complain about the most insignificant thing and draw it out into some sort of verbal war?

 

[Pesmerga]

They just need a good cocking.

 

[Eejit]

How come women always seem to moan about everything? Is it something genetic that tells them that they must complain about the most insignificant thing and draw it out into some sort of verbal war?

Irony?

 

[Sheepo]

Irony?

Owned?

 

[Slug Advisor]

Owned?

Placenta?

 

[Lucid]

Wow, I read the title completely wrong.

 

[Sheepo]

Placenta?

Chain?

No. Thanks a lot, lucid!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

They beg to be raped.

 

[The Monkey]

Wow, I read the title completely wrong.

Me too.

I'm worried that we're starting to get less perverted here at hl2.net.

 

[Sheepo]

They do moanstrate quite a bit

 

[highlander]

Wow, I read the title completely wrong.

Me too D:

 

[Rizzo]

hehe...

oh... Damn it! i was expecting something different.

I'm worried that we're starting to get less perverted here at hl2.net.

;(

 

[Cavalry]

This thread should be more about sexing.

Also, where have the sex threads gone?

 

[lame-o]

"Moaning is a way of communicating or expressing excitement and pleasure. Some women and men moan as a signal to let their partner know that the sensation feels good. Others utter sounds and let their bodies move freely as they "lose control" and allow themselves to be part of the sexual and satisfying experience."

- From: Go Ask Alice!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm

 

[Que-Ever]

It's because I'm so pleasurable.

 

[CrazyHarij]

just pretend to be listening and u'll be fine

 

[Iron Kat]

Women have a lot more crap in their lives than men. I will not state the obvious thing we women have to put up with (you know what i'm talking about). Men are hardly ever sympathetic to womens' feelings which gives us a reason to moan about stuff.
I'm actually surprised that someone like Pinkle or Shippi or Skaadi haven't spoken up yet on here!!

 

[Eejit]

QQ moar

 

[Que-Ever]

Women have a lot more crap in their lives than men. I will not state the obvious thing we women have to put up with (you know what i'm talking about). Men are hardly ever sympathetic to womens' feelings which gives us a reason to moan about stuff.
I'm actually surprised that someone like Pinkle or Shippi or Skaadi haven't spoken up yet on here!!

tbh, none of them seem the whining type.

 

[Iron Kat]

tbh, none of them seem the whining type.

I'm not saying they are, I'm just saying that maybe they could give other reasons as to why most women in general moan.

 

[Que-Ever]

I don't like the word moan. To me it has sexual connotations. I prefer "whine".

 

[Dalamari]

You might be the problem...

 

[Ravioli]

I didnt read the second sentence of the first post so the whole time i read through this thread i thought he was talking about women during sex and all the responses confused the hell out of me...

 

[Muffin Man]

Women have a lot more crap in their lives than men.

Like?

 

[Que-Ever]

You might be the problem...

Stop whining.

 

[Unfocused]

Stop whining.

Stop moaning.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Women have a lot more crap in their lives than men.

Hahaha, you've gotta be ****ing kidding me.

Men are hardly ever sympathetic to womens' feelings which gives us a reason to moan about stuff.

Depends on the woman and depends on the feeling.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Stop moaning.

stop womoaning
.
.
.
/leaves

 

[ríomhaire]

Women have a lot more crap in their lives than men.

Examples please.

Men are hardly ever sympathetic to womens' feelings which gives us a reason to moan about stuff.

Then talk to other women about them.

I'm actually surprised that someone like Pinkle or Shippi or Skaadi haven't spoken up yet on here!!

I don't know about Pinkle but Shippi and Skaadi don't seem like the whiny type. And you are whining right now. Don't bother trying to deny it.

 

[Lucid]

Like?

Menstruating.

 

[Que-Ever]

Menstruating.

That's where you bleed, right? I bleed all the time. Chicks aren't special.

 

[Raziaar]

Until you bleed out of the tip of your penis, it's not the same.

 

[Que-Ever]

Until you bleed out of the tip of your penis, it's not the same.

Huh? That's what I'm talking about.

 

[Raziaar]

Hello Cancer.

Cancer: Hello!

 

[Que-Ever]

I like psycho, he listens to the fans.

also- good morning cancer, you're like an old friend, come and see me again.

 

[Sheepo]

I wish I could menstraute

 

[Muffin Man]

Menstruating.

I will not state the obvious thing we women have to put up with (you know what i'm talking about).

I think she was referring to something other than menstruation.

 

[Sheepo]

Womens' bodies naturally produce ketchup. They like to force it out of their vagina at monthly intervals and use it as an excuse to be bitches. Nice try women.

 

[Que-Ever]

Mood swings are more a problem for other people, in my experience. The cramping has a possibility to suck all kinds of dick-shaped foods, though.

Take birth control pills, I have a friend who says it helps her.

 

[Gazork0]

Womens' bodies naturally produce ketchup. They like to force it out of their vagina at monthly intervals and use it as an excuse to be bitches. Nice try women.

I LOL'd in a rather profuse manner at this claim!