Why my 5 year old daughter is better than all of you

[Ennui]

Hard to believe people could actually be offended over the name of this topic. It's a five year-old for christssakes.

 

[McCoy]

So... I was sitting around my house the other night and seeing that this forum is pretty dead I thought it might be cool to share with people how accessible the game of Portal is. Enough so my 5 year old daughter understands it and plays it. Even expanding on the basic idea by providing a simple, effective and logical potential suggestion for a sequel.

I read this forum and see all the complicated theories, ideas and story-lines that people want to push on this game.

However, the mistake I made was in assuming people could take a joke of a topic title.

Guess I was wrong.

It's amazing how sensitive people are when someone randomly and with no proof questions their video game prowess. Hopefully those that got all bent out of shape are still young and will realize that once you grow up and get into the real world, your K : D ratio at CS isn't going to make you popular or cool. (Though high character levels in WoW are uber-important, mad grinding skillz too)

TO those who got the point of the message, that she's 5 and 'gets' Portal.. Thanks!

Anyway, back to the silence occasionally broke up by bad topics in here...

It's the attitude. Lose it mister.

 

[Pesmerga]

When I was five I was conscripted into the Russian army and fought off Germans at Stalingrad.

 

[Krynn72]

My 5 year old daughter can beat up your 5 year old daughter!

 

[Returned3]

Yea dude, its cool that your 5 year old can remember those stuff but please, as an above poster said, the attitude, no need to be arrogant about it. I mean c'mon, I've met many kids who think they know everything about WWE. (Heck I dont even noe stuff before 2000, until I researched it)

*Hiding my anger* Cute kid, we should meet in HL Multiplayer some time

 

[Druckles]

It's the attitude. Lose it mister.

... I don't think this was intentionally supposed to be funny. If it's not, it just sounds incredibly stupid.

 

[Jintor]

No, I'm sorry, Druckle fails.

 

[Houndini]

This "five year old" creature is smarter than me.

...

lol i love the way you put that.. i dont know why, but i cant stop laughing.

 

[Druckles]

No, I'm sorry, Druckle fails.

D:

D:

D:, damnit!

 

[i am HOLLYWOOD]

sounds like my little brother. ha.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Heh, cute. Lol'd at the thread too. So we get jealous of a relatively smart 5-year old?

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

So we bump threads that are 2 months old?

 

[Naudian]

So we start a chain and continue until the thread is locked?

 

[Pesmerga]

So we suck Pesh's dick for infractions?

 

[Que-Ever]

So we ever learn why his kid is so excellent?

oh snap, I didn't mean to do that.

 

[f_combineftw]

so we stop whining about digging up dead things, starting chains, sucking penis, and learning (ew) and actually do something with our lives!!! (man i love sarcasm).

 

[LackingSaint]

so we stop whining about digging up dead things, starting chains, sucking penis, and learning (ew) and actually do something with our lives!!! (man i love sarcasm).

Yeah, learn to joke, please. Not that I don't agree I guess, but they were joking.

 

[Smoke]

I know who GLaDOS is.
I know all of the words to Still Alive.
I know GLaDOS is lieing to me.

Just because you five year old know's basic information about a game doesn't make her better then everyone else that plays said game.

This is ether a really bad joke topic or this parent has a serious case of "My kid's the greatest f***** here and you'd all die with out him/her!". wether it be the former or the ladder it fails.

Hello Shasta.

 

[LackingSaint]

Oh my god, is Zombine actually ripping on a five-year-old..

woah.

 

[f_combineftw]

Yeah, learn to joke, please. Not that I don't agree I guess, but they were joking.

yes thats why i put "man i love sarcasem" at the end of my post so then you people could conclude that i was using sarcasem in my post instead of sounding like a douche bag. But, i guess it could be a bit of a stretch for some people.

EDIT: o yeah by the way, i rofled at the thread name.

 

[Naudian]

God damn thread wont DIE

 

[f_combineftw]

lol, that post fits your avatar perfectly, oops i brought it back even more noooo!

 

[z0mbin3]

Oh my god, is Zombine actually ripping on a five-year-old..

woah.

It's Z0mbin3 and woah Lackingsaint is ripping one someone who hasn't been active since last year?

 

[Sulkdodds]

Don't be a douche.

 

[z0mbin3]

*start's whistling and walks away slow like*

 

[Que-Ever]

What the ****. What the ****. Why would you come back. What the ****.

 

[Emporius]

I swear to god if this reaches "I made a lol" level somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad

 

[Sulkdodds]

I think we should just leave it there. Shame to lock such a cute thread, but, eh, had its day.