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  1. Commander Xillian

    Gravity Gun

    When the core stableises, there is a Dark Energy flair, which cancels out the super-charge. It also messes up your suits super-heal.
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    Aliens

    Lets focus here. We need to stay on topic.
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    LOLplants

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    Aliens

    There HAS to be more life out there. Because, humans are boring. We are in no way shape or form Empire Builders. I see us doing a Covenant kinda thing, and being the Explorers/Warriors of the Universe.
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    LOLplants

    Every time someone says Lulz, a child in Africa burps.
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    Gay Zombies versus Lesbian Vampires

    [Snicker] Hellz yes. Teeny-boppers are more fail than Starship Troopers. The movie. Because the book was actually, you know, good.
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    Gay Zombies versus Lesbian Vampires

    Vampires were originally the sum of sin, and how it could only damn you if you let it. Because, if you'll remember, Vampires must be invited into a home to enter. ut, once they are in, you are forever lost. Until you uninvite them/Boot them out/Withdraw it. Also, zombies don't have a beating...
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    LOLplants

    [Dies laughing at the un-funny-ness which is somehow funny]
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    Combines, Vortigaunts or Citizens?

    I would be with the vorts. "Sure doesn't tast like crab.." "That is because you are eating a shoe." "oh.." Also, they are Evil Combines from Outer Space and Science!
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    Gman Meeting with...

    42! That is all.
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    Where's my SexBot!?

    God... NOW I feel dirty...
  12. Commander Xillian

    Pimp My Tuxedo

    Happy Birthday from the new guy!
  13. Commander Xillian

    this picture and it's implications are magnificent

    Wow. Really makes you think. Only thing I can really say is, this is the first step. Once we leave our solar system, if ever, we will still never make up anything bigger than the fiftieth largest star.
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    is it right to seduce a less attractive woman into having sex?

    What? NO! I do not! [cover lap with blanket] umm...What was I saying? OH YEAH! 16 in a few days, actually.
  15. Commander Xillian

    IPMENT the DOG

    And then subsequently be beat on the head by one, like your brain is a bongo. Or they scream really loud and wave their stick at you.
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