Recent content by CyberSh33p

I usually just tell them about my Stephen Colbert avatar and they're all over me like a woman on my penis.

Did you pretend to act interested in her daily activities? That's a big no-no. Keep feigned interest to general things only and talk about yourself as much as possible, whilst implying that you are better than her in x number of ways. Quote Aristotle casually, for example. At the least, you may...

WHERE THE **** DID YOU GET My PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHS

The last two girls I dated still think I am with them. I just left one day and didn't come back; they text me approximately three times every 5.7 hours. My greatest weakness: being irresistible.

I don't know what the hell pax is talking about.

Because women are dull, emotionally shallow and ultimately just a pleasure toy for the superior gender, I guess it would be showing interest, because they are by definition uninteresting. However, I have no trouble getting them to sleep with me; if you mention something shallow that their small...

I really like Jam on toast. There's a local diner, and they serve that (seperately, you jam on yourself) but they put way too much butter. I'm not some cholestorol truck drive. Come now. WAIT GUYS. What about marmalade? Is there room in this thread for it?

The problem is that the sun is starting to revolve in a closer circle around the earth, making things hotter.

I read the Three Musketeers when I was three. In the original french.

the real question is why should we be forced to have insurance. if we want to insure, that should be our choice, not mandatory.

lol?

This is the weirdest thread.

this is why you have to treat the people running your infrastructure fairly

I'm a wizard

state sanctioned murder is not something I can agree with