What fantasy role-playing class are you?! (personality quiz)

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Tie of Judgement

Artifact Rarity 16
Physical Resist: 20
Fire Resist: 5
Cold Resist: 20
Poison Resist: 20
Energy Resist: 25
Faster Cast Recovery: 2
Magery +20%

-Angry Lawyer
 
Danimal's Ban Stick:

(This is in terms of WoW)

Two-Hand Mace

600 - 1050 damage
(145.4 damage per second)

+ 80 Fire Resistance
+ 80 Arcance Resistance
+ 80 Frost Resistance
+ 80 Shadow Resistance
+ 45 Strength
+ 45 Intellect

Enchanted with Crusader

<Made by Munro>
 
Ultima Online > WoW

Magic: The Gathering said:

Lawyer's Trademark Pose

Instant. 2BR

Strike a pose. You win the game.

Women in general said "I'd hit it"
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-Angry Lawyer
 
NPC
44% Combativeness, 33% Sneakiness, 47% Intellect, 13% Spirituality
You're an NPC! (Non-Player Character)
Sorry to say this, but you didn't score high enough in any category to be assigned a class. Simply put: You have no class.
But, hey, don't take it too badly. After all, NPCs live much longer than adventurers! Just stay away from spell-slinging lunatics and hungry dragons and you’ll be fine!
 
Smart Paladin
62% Combativeness, 26% Sneakiness, 52% Intellect, 63% Spirituality
Valorous! Noble! Or possibly just a self-righteous jerk (but with the brains to keep you alive!)... You are a Smart Paladin!
Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light. Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they tend to meet sticky ends faster than you can say "rampaging red dragon." Many people look up to Paladins, while others just consider them stuck up, overbearing, or self-righteous.
Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you're pretty smart. Which means that you're more likely to fall into the "admired" category, rather than the "obnoxious" or "dead" categories.
Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever one you are, just be happy that you’ve got the smarts to back it up and make it work.
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Meh, I was hoping for a rogue or warrior, but this works
 
I am a lawful neutral wizard.

A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs her. Order and organization are paramount to her. She may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or she may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. The common phrase for lawful neutral is "true lawful." Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot.
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Wizard
Brilliant! You are a Wizard!
Wizards are spells-casters who study powerful arcane magic. While Wizards tend to be pretty fragile, some of those spells can pack quite a punch. Unlike Clerics, Wizards aren�t as good at fixing people as they are at breaking them, so watch where you toss that fireball�
Your most distinctive trait is your intelligence. You're probably well learned and logical, if perhaps a bit fragile.
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Spellsword
51% Combativeness, 30% Sneakiness, 64% Intellect, 19% Spirituality
Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!
 
Wizard
37% Combativeness, 30% Sneakiness, 88% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
Brilliant! You are a Wizard!
Wizards are spells-casters who study powerful arcane magic. While Wizards tend to be pretty fragile, some of those spells can pack quite a punch. Unlike Clerics, Wizards aren’t as good at fixing people as they are at breaking them, so watch where you toss that fireball…
Your most distinctive trait is your intelligence. You're probably well learned and logical, if perhaps a bit fragile.

Neutral Good

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is "true good." Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.
 
Spellsword
51% Combativeness, 23% Sneakiness, 94% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They're much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They're very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.
You're both smart and aggressive, which means that you're probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.
 
Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard!
A decent warriors, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt.
Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you're probably good at most things you try. You don’t have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now... and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better.
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Yep, sounds like me.
 
Chaotic Neutral

A chaotic neutral character follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn’t strive to protect others’ freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. The chaotic neutral character does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others) or evil (and a desire to make those different from himself suffer). The common phrase for chaotic neutral is "true chaotic." Remember that the chaotic neutral character may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. Chaotic neutral is the best alignment you can be because it represents true freedom both from society’s restrictions and from a do-gooder’s zeal.

and

Brilliant and spiritual! You are a Mystic Theurge!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you�ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you�re an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
The Mystic Theurge is a combination of a cleric and a mage. They can cast both arcane and divine spells, and are good at both, making them pretty terrifying on the battlefield. They have more raw spellpower than just about any other class.
You're both intelligent and faithful, but not violent or deceitful. I guess that makes you a pretty good person.
 
Brilliant and sneaky: You are an Arcane Trickster!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Arcane Tricksters combine arcane magic with rogue skills and sensibilities. They use their magic to confuse their opponents or to augment their more mundane, roguish skills. If you thought it was annoying keeping an eye that that rogue, the Arcane Trickster is probably picking your pocket from the other side of the room.
Both smart and sneaky, you're probably the type of person that loves planning practical jokes... either that or knocking over banks.

Woo! Score!
 
Somebody find a supervillain archetype test.
 
Smart Paladin

55% Combativeness, 33% Sneakiness, 52% Intellect, 61% Spirituality


Valorous! Noble! Or possibly just a self-righteous jerk (but with the brains to keep you alive!)... You are a Smart Paladin!
Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light. Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they tend to meet sticky ends faster than you can say "rampaging red dragon." Many people look up to Paladins, while others just consider them stuck up, overbearing, or self-righteous.
Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you're pretty smart. Which means that you're more likely to fall into the "admired" category, rather than the "obnoxious" or "dead" categories.
Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever one you are, just be happy that you’ve got the smarts to back it up and make it work.


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 48% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 34% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 25% on Intellect
You scored higher than 81% on Spirituality
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BARDNESS!!
70% Combativeness, 60% Sneakiness, 58% Intellect, 8% Spirituality
Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard!
A decent warriors, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt.
Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you're probably good at most things you try. You don’t have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now... and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better.

wooo! me=best.

and my alignment is:

Neutral Good

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. The common phrase for neutral good is "true good." Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it means doing what is good without bias toward or against order.
 
Rogue
37% Combativeness, 70% Sneakiness, 41% Intellect, 27% Spirituality

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 15% on Combativeness

You scored higher than 93% on Sneakiness

You scored higher than 10% on Intellect

You scored higher than 27% on Spirituality
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Cool... doesn't describe me though.
 
Bitches!

Spellsword:
You scored higher than 77% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 39% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 48% on Intellect
You scored higher than 0% on Spirituality

Somehow, I feel soiled after taking that test. Ah well.
 
Assassin
55% Combativeness, 66% Sneakiness, 29% Intellect, 25% Spirituality
Violent and deceptive: You are an Assassin.
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Skulking through the shadows... hunting their prey without remorse... Assassins are some of the most dangerous killers in D&D, and evil bastards to boot.
You're not necessarily evil, but you are both violent and sneaky. Chances are you aren't very honorable. Though who knows? You might have some noble goals, even if your methods tend to be... unorthodox. You might just be a Slayer of Domiel or something.

You scored higher than 48% on Combativeness
You scored higher than 88% on Sneakiness
You scored higher than 3% on Intellect
You scored higher than 22% on Spirituality
 
I scored higher than 99% on sneakiness, which inspired me to go play morrowind as a sneaky bastard... in fact, so stuck on being sneaky was I, I avoided everybody who would have given me actual plot to go with all the loot I stole... which, ironically, no one in the game can afford, And I have no use for. Not to mention I was escorting this slave to ebonheart, and she got killed ;( made me very sad.
 
Danimal said:
But that didn't stop you! Zing!
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of course not! I proceeded to loot her corpse, and then pickpocket a nearby guard.
 
Que-Ever said:
I scored higher than 99% on sneakiness, which inspired me to go play morrowind as a sneaky bastard... in fact, so stuck on being sneaky was I, I avoided everybody who would have given me actual plot to go with all the loot I stole... which, ironically, no one in the game can afford, And I have no use for. Not to mention I was escorting this slave to ebonheart, and she got killed ;( made me very sad.
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I always wished Morrowind was designed better for players who wanted to be sneaky, it was definitely lacking in that department yet would have been amazingly fun. Even one of the pieces of environmental music was perfect for sneaking, I always wished I could sneak into a fortress in the dead of night whenever it came on.

Good thing Oblivion will be fixing this by the sounds of it. :D
 
The Mullinator said:
I always wished Morrowind was designed better for players who wanted to be sneaky, it was definitely lacking in that department yet would have been amazingly fun. Even one of the pieces of environmental music was perfect for sneaking, I always wished I could sneak into a fortress in the dead of night whenever it came on.

Good thing Oblivion will be fixing this by the sounds of it. :D
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Yes, I'm really REALLY looking forward to ablivion :D
 
Full of faith and spirituality! You are a Cleric!
Clerics are holy men and women who use their powers to heal the wounded, drive back the undead, and even return the deceased to life. Clerics usually follow particular gods, though some instead choose to pledge themselves to abstract concepts (like goodness, justice, and so forth).
Your most distinctive trait is your faith and spirituality. You're probably fairly religious, though not inclined towards violence, which is a good thing.

You scored higher than 22% on Combativeness

You scored higher than 22% on Sneakiness

You scored higher than 16% on Intellect

You scored higher than 89% on Spirituality


Yeh... it's hard to be inclined to violence when you're as weak as I am.
 
Okcupid test said:
Fighter
77% Combativeness, 33% Sneakiness, 47% Intellect, 16% Spirituality
Good at hitting things and with a definite violent streak; you are a Fighter!
Fighters are the basic martial combatants in D&D. Their abilities and skills vary wildly between individuals, but they all share one thing in common� a definite preference for violence.
You're either really defensive, have an unhealthy fascination with sharp objects� or you just like hurting people. Either way, you should probably try and keep your cool. Being able to hack someone into pieces maybe a useful skill in most RPGs, but in real life it will just get you into trouble.
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says it all really - i suck at stealth
 
Rogue
48% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 32% Intellect, 5% Spirituality
Sneaky, ain't ya? You're a Rogue!
Well now, you’re not the most trustworthy person in the world, are you?
Rogues are sneaky and skillful. They play an important part in every adventuring party by locating and disabling traps, scouting the area, and taking enemies by surprise. Unfortunately, most rogues will try and pick your pocket the moment you’re distracted.
You’re probably both deceptive and competent, which means you can usually get what you want. On the other hand, lying a lot won't earn you many friends.
A bit of helpful advice: No matter how temping it looks, don't try to pick the fighter’s pocket. He might go psycho on you.
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YEAH!!
 
Monk
51% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 55% Intellect, 52% Spirituality
Pretty much good at everything: You are a Monk!
No, not a monk like those bald medieval guys. The Monk in D&D is a martial artist. They're smart, they're capable, they're spiritual, they're sneaky when they want to be, and they're damn dangerous in a fight.
What to say? You scored high on all four categories, which means that you're probably a well rounded and capable person. Either that or you're an overly smart and dangerous psychopath.

F-k yea! :D
 
Serial Rapist
......self explanatory

Sexually Evil
You are most likely to rape your entire family and ask for seconds!
 
You are most likely to kill joking morons!

Lawful Good.
 
Fighter
96% Combativeness, 30% Sneakiness, 38% Intellect, 41% Spirituality
Good at hitting things and with a definite violent streak; you are a Fighter!
Fighters are the basic martial combatants in D&D. Their abilities and skills vary wildly between individuals, but they all share one thing in common… a definite preference for violence.
You're either really defensive, have an unhealthy fascination with sharp objects… or you just like hurting people. Either way, you should probably try and keep your cool. Being able to hack someone into pieces maybe a useful skill in most RPGs, but in real life it will just get you into trouble.
You scored higher than 99% on Combativeness

You scored higher than 29% on Sneakiness

You scored higher than 8% on Intellect

You scored higher than 46% on Spirituality
31. Do you believe that there's some sort of great cosmic force that's looking out for you?
Yes
No
It exists, it's just trying to screw us all over.
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Too ****ing true.
 
You have my name in your sig D: * Angry Lawyer gives CyberSh33p hawt lovin

I'm a Lawful Neutral Spellsword. Strangely enough, it's what I play in most RPGs.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Wizard
29% Combativeness, 16% Sneakiness, 70% Intellect, 13% Spirituality
 
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