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    Valve's Internal Memos leaked!

    Gordons new voice ""I'm here to crowbar headcrabs and conduct scientific experiments... and I'm all outta science!"" :D :D :D
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    Daddy wants me to pay for my computer

    no, i cant GET it until i PAY for it, maybe i should of said how i orderd this thing like 2 months ago and its finally here but i cant use it and that my old computer can barly barly play warcraft 3 with lowest settings. Gayness i tell you! Gayness!
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    Oddest things you've found on eBay

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3202&item=4321422562&rd=1
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    Daddy wants me to pay for my computer

    ok, ages ago i e-penised a few people with off with my computer specs but whatever, shut up you jerks. Anyway, its finally here and currently its sitting in my basement, but here the catch, my dad wants me to pay for 60% of that (fine by me) but he wont let me do that until he has time to come...
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    How well Wil it run

    will my system run hlaf life 2? p6 5.9, 6024mb DDR5 RAM, Radeon Z3000 ZT, 3Dmark 03 - 20078. well will it?
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    Isn't Valve lucky to have fans like us?

    yep we make valve who they are all right, nothing to do with the programmers, artists, skinners, testers, storywriters or anyone like that, yep we sure make valve who they are, in fact, we "pwn" valve so much why dont they just give us free money??? and then maybe gabe could give me a piggyback...
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    (rumor) delayed

    OMG Lets all waste our time flaming a games company!!!11! becuase our lives are really that boring and sad and free time is worth nothing!
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    Half-Life 2 Pre-Loading (Phase 2)

    personally i really want to see the hl2 installation screen, and if it be then going down to the shops to buy hl2 gets me excited, all these little things like waiting a day so you can scrounge some money to buy it creates lots of lovely tension and will most likely increase my hype of hl2 to a...
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    While we wait for hl2

    wow, e-violence, scary
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    The Most Priceless Unattainable Gold Disk ever..!

    its actually the next generation of doughnuts called "space doughnuts"
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    Can you skip it?

    maybe they will hide copys of half-life 2 in our coat pockets and only tell us a year later
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    behind the walls

    the combine wall is secrectly called the anti-world destruction device, it starts at one point then geos all the way around the world destroying everything then when it meets up again it dissapeares, meanwhile inside the wall the have thousands of factories making dvds of invader zim, he's their...
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    Half-Life 2 going gold today?

    i wonder why the mods allow such diverse locations for everybody here, after all 640x480 is not a location
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    Omg Lol Look!!!

    wow, samus aran is thrashing laracroft, vote samus!
  15. king John I

    Opening the HL2 Preload gcf

    OMG!!111! H4X0R!!1111!!oneone!!!1!1!!
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