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    What does G-man get paid with?

    This is exactly what I was thinking. The G-Man's human appearance is obviously an illusion, I doubt it's even composed of matter the way it's able to shift through space and time like that. More likely I think it is the psychic projection of something utterly unfathomable. An incomprehensible...
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    Black Mesa: Vaporware

    Jeez Louise! Well, I for one am kind of excited.
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    valve wants to make half-life movie themselves

    I disagree. Gordon's actions have been clearly defined in the game world and it highlights what kind of a person he is. It isn't difficult to apply a human personality to his character based on these actions. If they did make a movie specifically about Gordon, however, my one hope would be...
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    Possible New Assistants For Gordon Freeman

    I hate to tell you this, but... he is dead.
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    Gman Theories

    If G-man has an actual name, which I imagine he does not, then it would be something like ZT'CHAR-P'THAW'TGRLAK and he would be a writhing mass of flesh and undulating, bubbling gelatin on some unfathomable world of horror and shifting reality in a universe uninhabitable to human beings. But...
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    "Meet the..." videos

    Saxton Hale glares angrily at the camera for fifteen minutes before punching it with his moustache.
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    ...my dad just died

    Being fairly new to these forums, I am probably one of the last people on them you might look to for comforting words but all the same I offer my condolences and hope things work out for you. I don't yet know what it is like to lose a family member, but I cannot imagine it being anything other...
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    Whats up with Gman?

    Well'p.
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    An Ode to the Pyro

    O Pyro, O Pyro, your hips are so wide Your suit is so baggy, what could be inside? O Pyro, O Pyro, despite your beer gut I so long to see you immersed in hot smut The Pyro so lovely, so splendidly chiseled Her hands are enormous, her legs are quite grizzled Her feet flap like clown shoes upon...
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    Happy New Year!

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    Hey, wait a minute...

    Yes, with it being the border world and all. I was under the impression it was the gateway between all universes, like a universe crossroad. The Combine on the other hand bore directly from universe to universe, which is probably a much more difficult, complicated process. My guess is that...
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    Hey, wait a minute...

    I remember listening to this. No idea how I forgot it. Still, I should think they'd be able to get the reactors up and running again even with the incident at City 17, being that they are ADVANCED ALIEN CONSTRUCTS of UNFATHOMABLE TECHNOLOGICAL SUPERIORITY. Then again, this is an alien empire...
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    Hey, wait a minute...

    A thought just struck me. We know that Gordon has destroyed the City 17 citadel. We know that he's neutralised the resulting superportal. We know that he's heading to the Borealis probably to stop the Combine from using it to create another one. But, if I recall correctly, City 17's...
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    An Appreciation of the Game

    Oh ppsshaawww, it's not SO bad. I love all the Valve maps. Although I will admit Dustbowl is my least favourite. Which actually brings me to another subject; for the life of me I can't find any instant-respawn Hydro, Granary or Well maps anymore. Anyone have a server to suggest?
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    Combine are going to pay

    Just like when Alyx was getting molested by a hunter, I W'd as hard as I could when Eli was about to die. I W'D AS HARD AS I COULD. It was really quite upsetting.
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