6 Million Ways To Die (actually just 10)

[VirusType2]

There are better ways to die, but these are the choices.

Choose Your Destiny!


Disclaimer: for entertainment purposes only.

 

[MJ12]

Good call, waiting is how most people die.

 

[Sheepo]

How profound.

 

[knut]

Pulled apart by the hordes, screaming ''choke on 'em!''

 

[Tyguy]

if im going then someone's going with me.

 

[VirusType2]

I want to be eaten by insects after I'm dead.

I have specifically requested an inexpensive and biodegradable casket made of pine.

I implore you all to do the same. People aren't meant to be in boxes for eternity. Your carbon must be recycled.

 

[Sheepo]

Oh, okay, poll. I definitely want to fall to my death. Not saying I want to commit suicide, but if I had to and I was given a choice, **** yeah more extreme skydiving.

 

[VirusType2]

sorry, 'falling' and 'crucified' wouldn't fit. I didn't think it would be so popular.

Shit. I should have put that instead of old age and organ failure. That's too easy.

 

[Sheepo]

Preferrably, I would like to live to old age, to the point where it's sure I'm not going to accomplish anything else at all or live much longer, go skydiving and leave a note on my person not to sue the company that let me jump.

 

[Vegeta897]

A shootout of course.

 

[VirusType2]

Preferrably, I would like to live to old age, to the point where it's sure I'm not going to accomplish anything else at all or live much longer, go skydiving and leave a note on my person not to sue the company that let me jump.

I sometimes fantasize about going out with a bang.

And that bang can be whatever you like. Like a shootout or overdose or whatever.

But yeah, it would be cool to do everything you can first, and die on your own terms.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I am forever.

But my body won't last long at this rate.

 

[Sedako]

Boo, where's "Sucked into a black hole"!

 

[Danimal]

A shootout would be cool and all, as long as you're not shot in the leg and they're all like "Laters, s0n."

Though of course I'd be too busy double-jumping and guzzling down Bonk! for that to happen.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

The greatest glory is the fall in battle.

 

[Emporius]

Taking you all with me.

 

[Kinslayer]

How ****ing awesome would it be to be struck by lightning / a gigantic tesla coil? Think about it.

 

[Warped]

can I be an old man in a shootout??

 

[highlander]

shootout.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Shootout / die in battle

 

[Warped]

OMG ALL OF THEM!! its physically possible plus it would be Epic Guinness Material

 

[Danimal]

Dieing in a shootout while overdosing, 80 years old with bad organs, the fight is under boiling water(Eletro-water, filled wtih electro-sharks), with a noose around your neck, with projectile rocks headed your way?!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Obviously a shootout.

 

[Stigmata]

Dieing in a shootout while overdosing, 80 years old with bad organs, the fight is under boiling water(Eletro-water, filled wtih electro-sharks), with a noose around your neck, with projectile rocks headed your way?!

And then the sharks eat everyone, via flesh-eating disease.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I fingered this girl in class once and she got period blood all over my hand and I felt this sharp pain and pulled out and was like oh god this cant be and threw myself before god and his judgement but my fingers werent eated but it was scary still and that was what I called a sticky situation hahahahaha krynn is a faggay

and that is how I would want to die after overdosing on speed and then I would have Lucid shoot heroin into my eyes but see only instead of heroin it would be some kind of mutagenic virus that would turn you into zombie monster that can jump across walls and throw rocks and the final stage of mutavegetation would be giant claws that let you climb buildings and throw windows at people on the streets below and then the military would come after you with giant needles full of the cure but you don't want it cause you have power all the power in the world but they shoot you anyway and you're like NOOOOOOOOOOO and you fall and hit the ground hard like real hard and the street breaks and there is a crater and you die a heroes death after saving the city but the world will not understand cus you looked like a monster from the depths of hell but really you had a heart of gold and wanted to help people with your powers like kitties and old ladies and start a family but that wont happen CAUSE YOU ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD.

wat

butts

 

[Vegeta897]

A shootout of course.

Obviously a shootout.

I don't know why I said of course, but now I'm curious.

 

[Danimal]

Sounds like you need some Acid.

 

[VirusType2]

I don't know why I said of course, but now I'm curious.

Making the ultimate sacrifice: dying for what you believe in.

 

[Danimal]

And then the sharks eat everyone, via flesh-eating disease.

I figured that was implied.

 

[lefty]

if creatures means zombies I'm down.

 

[nofreeman]

Blow up myself up on Tv

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

The greatest glory is the fall in battle.

Q'pla!

 

[morgs]

The destruction of Earth would be the best way to go imo.

 

[Shakermaker]

Drug overdose. At least I'll die smiling. Or not.

 

[VirusType2]

^
Well there is also the fact that being old sucks and is painful, especially as things start failing. So the overdose would be like, you know: inject with morphine all day long for weeks on end. When you are to die, you are high.

If things get really bad and you will never leave the bed again, then cut the cord. Inject me with a lethal dose of awesome.

Dieing in a shootout while overdosing, 80 years old with bad organs

That could make a cool movie

I think Clint Eastwood could be capable of that one

The destruction of Earth would be the best way to go imo.

It could have been an option but I decided to stick with personal decisions that affect yourself alone.

But anyway, it wouldn't be a request of mine because my own desires would be selfish if I took the planet with me. However, if the planet was doomed on the universe's own accord, then I have to admit, it would be a very special death. Hopefully slow and spectacular. Show the US the meaning of shock and awe.

 

[Danimal]

Drug overdose. At least I'll die smiling. Or not.

It'd probably be similar to your avatar.

 

[CyberPitz]

Drugs seem least painful...and possibly most fun before death.

 

[Rizzo]

Drugs seem least painful...and possibly most fun before death.

Yeah... I actually seen that happen, not death thoug, but still, not a way to go.

Guns blazing, death by cop, that's how im gonna go.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I want to fall in battle.
Just before the bullet hits, I trip over my own foot and my life is saved.

Then I live forever and have, like, twenty hot chicks come over to my house for a party.

 

[Kamikazie]

I would like to ride the lightning instead of being struck by it. But I chose shootout.