Am I the only one on the planet who can't stand eggs?

[Dalamari]

I lol'd

BUT NOT AT THIS THREAD! HA!

Anyways, eggs kick ass --> http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=1030

 

[Qonfused]

Eggs are delicious.

 

[Unfocused]

I just had some of these ****ers for supper. It was great.

 

[MJ12]

OP, you and this lady wouldn't get along at all-


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Pink Flamingos ftw.

 

[Sheepo]

Eggs > you, your loved ones, and whatever food variant they produce.

Scrambled ftw

 

[joule]

Eggs are ****ing delicious. Scambled, fried, omelette, it's all good.

 

[Baserape>]

Can you hard boil an egg if it is inserted into the anus?

I love eggs btw.

 

[Raziaar]

I like eggs!

I'm sure somebody else already mentioned it though.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I hate eggs. Srsly, it's like eating a newborn baby, only the baby is a underdeveloped bird.

 

[Druckles]

Eggs are nice. You can make so many things with them:

Scrambled eggs, Fried eggs, Cakes, Poached eggs, the list is endless.

Don't like quiche though :S

 

[Smoke]

Eggs win, you lose.

 

[Druckles]

Oh, forgot, they make awesome weapons.

 

[Irksome]

I hate eggs. Srsly, it's like eating a newborn baby, only the baby is a underdeveloped bird.

All the more reason to eat them.

 

[Warbie]

How can you not like eggs? Fried, poached, scrambled - it's all good!

 

[Ennui]

I hate eggs. Srsly, it's like eating a newborn baby, only the baby is a underdeveloped bird.

I guess you're a vegetarian then?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I am too, but I eat eggs
And its not underdeveloped, as long as it wasn't fertilized, there was no development to begin with - 100% undeveloped.

 

[Ennui]

I love eggs. Scrambled or fried, preferably. They're so damn tasty.

There's really nothing like a nice breakfast of toast, eggs, and bacon.

 

[Druckles]

I love eggs. Scrambled or fried, preferably. They're so damn tasty.

There's really nothing like a nice breakfast of toast, eggs, and bacon.

Sure, but I rarely get it . I can just about make bacon and toast, or eggs with toast. Maybe even bacon and eggs if I can be bothered. But for some reason, I can never work up the strength and the effort to do all three. So I don't get it unless my not-girlfriend comes round.

 

[Smoke]

Being too lazy to cook is an outstanding fail. Food is something that should come before the need to cabbage.

 

[Druckles]

Being too lazy to cook is an outstanding fail. Food is something that should come before the need to cabbage.

Not that I'm too lazy... it's more of the lack of ability, and attempting to cook more than one thing at once I'm awful at. I tend to overcook/undercook one of them, or half of the food ends up cold. So three things at once would be a nightmare.

I can just about manage spaghetti bolognese. I'm hoping I'll get better with practice

 

[Seppo]

if you eat eggs you support abortion (and communism)

 

[Druckles]

if you eat eggs you support abortion (and communism)

If you eat carrots you support circumcision, regicide and facism.

 

[Stigmata]

If you eat soda crackers you support lynching and government-run apartheid in Africa.

 

[Beerdude26]

If you eat soda crackers you support lynching and government-run apartheid in Africa.

That's not so bad. *munches*

j/k D: